Moopy FUCK and HATE chart (feat. Eileen's spreadsheet)

[Madison]

Eileen did Jark of course, but I don't think it went further than snogging and fingering

There are several eyewitnesses to the snogging.

[monsta]

Eileen did Jark of course, but I don't think it went further than snogging and fingering

Who fingered who? I hope Eileen kept an eye on his wallet.

[Agnetha]

fingering

EURGH!

[That One]

There are several eyewitnesses to the snogging.

And I could smell Eileen on Jark's fingers when they got back inside.

[Diddy]

The only trinity Slave, Alex and Robotboy figure into would be SNOG, MARRY, AVOID!

I'll let you decide which is which

[Agnetha]

Did Jark crash the hen do last weekend? It might explain what happened to Mo's iPhone.

[RobotBoy]

Didn't Diddy get with Robotboy too at SOME POINT?

No. Diddy slept in my bed though.

[Eileen]

I HAVE NEVER BEEN FINGERED BY JARK

[That One]

The only trinity Slave, Alex and Robotboy figure into would be SNOG, MARRY, AVOID!

I'll let you decide which is which

I say you hav them in the correct order for you.

[Jark]

You fucked up uni.

I changed course... BIG WHOOP. I'm on course for a 2:1 or a first by the way.

[RobotBoy]

And I could smell Eileen on Jark's fingers when they got back inside.

[Agnetha]

I changed course... BIG WHOOP. I'm on course for a 2:1 or a first by the way.

Well done! So glad you felt you had to mention it.

[Loufoque]

The only trinity Slave, Alex and Robotboy figure into would be SNOG, MARRY, AVOID!

I'll let you decide which is which

Someone's got her BITCH WIG ON!

[Jark]

I'm actually quite AGOG that Agnetha THINKS he knows SHIT

You DON'T KNOW SHIT love!

[Loufoque]

Can Eileen please CONFIRM what did happen with Jark and enter SAID DATA into the relevant spreadsheet?

[Slave]

I don't really see why Diddy feels the need to be a BITCH given he's a) DESPERATE and b) not all THAT himself.

[PercyPig]

I'm AGOG that people don't fancy RobotBoy tbh.

[Agnetha]

I'm actually quite AGOG that Agnetha THINKS he knows SHIT

You DON'T KNOW SHIT love!

SHIT being the key operative here.

[monsta]

Can Eileen please CONFIRM what did happen with Jark and enter SAID DATA into the relevant spreadsheet?

As long as he washes his hands first.

[Apocalypt_flyer]

Eileen, I suggest these motives for FUCK respective HATE in your spreadsheet. I wanted to do my part:

[Jark]

Just out of interest AGGY, how did you do at uni?

[Penelope]

Eileen, I suggest these motives for FUCK respective HATE in your spreadsheet. I wanted to do my part:

What about unreciprocated hate?

[Agnetha]

I love that Jark DOESN'T CARE and yet is following me around like the smell of a piece of shit under his fingernail.

[That One]

Eileen had a drunken fumble with MATS too didn't she?

I live out my moopy fantasies through her.

[Samuel]

Is it safe to say Eileen is a twink-chaser based on his previous dalliances with Tinu and Jark?

[Jark]

I love that Jark DOESN'T CARE and yet is following me around like the smell of a piece of shit under his fingernail.

Are you ACTUALLY SCHIZO or just fucking dumb?

[Eileen]

Can Eileen please CONFIRM what did happen with Jark and enter SAID DATA into the relevant spreadsheet?

HE was tipsy but pretended to be WASTED. He asked me to go downstairs with him in the bar we were in and asked me for a snog. I thought "never had anyone born in the 90s before - why not?" and snogged him. Then we snogged for a bit outside. Then we went back inside where he proceeded to ROLL AROUND ON THE FLOOR.

[monsta]

I'm AGOG that people don't fancy RobotBoy tbh.

OH I WOULD.

[Agnetha]

Are you ACTUALLY SCHIZO or just fucking dumb?

Please leave me alone. You're much funnier from a distance.

[Jark]

HE was tipsy but pretended to be WASTED.

I really WAS WASTED. And then some.

[Mats]

Eileen had a drunken fumble with MATS too didn't she?

I live out my moopy fantasies through her.

it was part of my choreo

[That One]

Nell he WAS wasted. You don't fake that. He couldn't even stay on his stool!

[Jonfessions]

[Win_the_game]

Eileen had a drunken fumble with MATS too didn't she?

I live out my moopy fantasies through her.

We could have had our own if you hadn't been with your chav twink.

[Agnetha]

I probably would do RobotBoy, but I certainly don't fancy him. Not my type AT ALL.

[Madison]

Eileen, I suggest these motives for FUCK respective HATE in your spreadsheet. I wanted to do my part:

If we ever do a chart about who is circumcised, I have an idea for a logo.

[monsta]

Is it safe to say Eileen is a twink-chaser based on his previous dalliances with Tinu and Jark?

You better get in there quick petal. Once you hit 21 that's you on the SCRAPHEAP.

[Eileen]

I really WAS WASTED. And then some.

I still believe that it was you that was the predator as you're 6 foot 6.

[Jonfessions]

I thought "never had anyone born in the 90s before - why not?"

Just the 00s, love?

[That One]

Just the 00s, love?

and the 10s