I have 2 cans of Monster on my desk.
"Oooh, you drink a lot of that stuff, it can't be good for you"
Yeah? What do you think gets me through the...
When I was a kid, an "anonymous" valentine was romantic and fun. Now it's creepy and classed as harassment.
I agree with this piece of...
Back at work...and half the place is off. I literally have empty desks all around me.
It's never too early in the morning for GLADYS and her PIPS
He kept dreaming
Oooh that someday he'd be a star
A SUPERSTAR! BUT HE...
One full year in a Fall-less world. :(
DROP THAT GHETTO BLASTER
I've just spilled a cup of tea ALL OVER the landing and the stairwell. It has gone EVERYWHERE
That's all. I hope you hear me.
Fuck's sake people, I had the hospital this morning, waited 45 minutes for a bus because the first 3 didn;t arrive, got into work, have been put...
I worked at home yesterday and I've come in today to find the GUILLOTINE on my DESK
I'm trying not to READ TOO MUCH INTO THIS :D
In 22 days time, it'll be a new year.
And we'll have a new Prime Minister.
I was up at 5. Although I usually get up at about 6ish, on a Friday, I ALWAYS can't sleep properly in anticipation of checking...
Careful Moopy, we don't want to annoy "Norn Irn", they've got FORM.
Yes, more than likely.
The weather here is fucking DESGUSTANG.
Soz Moops, I'm Bowie OBZEZZED just now.
One of my colleagues appears to have done exactly that. Bless her, she was a free spirit.
Mesdames Messieurs, le disk-jokey SASH est de retour.
Top of the mornin’ to ya’s.
We are getting driven over today. So mama Rita can get half cut on the ferry with copious amounts of wine. :ireland: