I am trying to find a couple more bands to play for my festival but its really fucking hard. If you were a new band looking for some gigs where...
I am so tired. All this humidity in knackering.
Like on the flag of Tanzania, you know.
This week feels like it has lasted about a fortnight and I shall be glad to see the back of it.
UGH there were awful old cunts on the busy roundabout I have to cross on my way to work waving BREXIT PARTY PLACARDS. Honestly who are these...
Sun's out. Gaffer is still sulking. "Twisted Strawberry" Diet Coke just tastes like chemicals.
Hello, I'm not a poll clerk at the local elections.
Out of the office today...opticians, GP and relaxing.
WHAT IS THIS SHIT? I'm fucking freezing. I got sunburnt last weekend.
12:10 and no morning thread?
You lot disappoint me
6K run done by 6:30, some Joyce Sims on the car radiogram and now sat at my desk contemplating suicide.
HAPPY THURSDAY LOVES!
It's raining today
And I watch the cellophane streets
No hang-ups for me
'Cause hang-ups need company
Back at the office and everyone is awfully quiet and grumpy, well beyond the usual "Monday feeling".
I wonder what this lot would be...
In Friday's shed, not the bee's shed. Although if I were to find a three inch long bee in my shed, I think that it would just automatically become...
I wonder what the core emojis would look like on Moopybook...
I have 2 cans of Monster on my desk.
"Oooh, you drink a lot of that stuff, it can't be good for you"
Yeah? What do you think gets me through the...
When I was a kid, an "anonymous" valentine was romantic and fun. Now it's creepy and classed as harassment.
I agree with this piece of...
Back at work...and half the place is off. I literally have empty desks all around me.