£123 million Wednesday

MORNING.

Someone in the UK has gone and won £123 million on Euromillions.

I hope it wasn't my work syndicate as this is the one time I didn't participate and would be pretty sodding annoying

 

If they had it would be reasonable grounds for a killing spree

 

I was woken up by my own stomach I’m that hungry, but I am pissing fat off.

 

I’ve been trying so hard to be strict on mu sugar and eat well

I think I’m less bloated as a result, but food is no longer quite as enjoyable to eat

 

I'm trying to snack less at work and I was hungry yesterday too I suppose there must be a transitional period you get through where your stomach is like wtf. I really only snack through habit to break up the day

 

*downs sambuca shots at my desk*

 

We actually have a beer tap in our canteen. But the beer is often flat and/or ACIDIC

 

The power keeps going off in on my new office. I'm starting to regret my attempts to be environmentally friendly and paper-free

 

GOOD NEWS everyone. The people doing our lottery syndicate FORGOT TO BUY TICKETS this week so I wouldn't have won

 

Just listening to the beautiful souths first album. What a delight.

 

SHALL WE DANCE AGAIN
WITH OUR TROUSERS ROUND
OUR KNEES
OUR KNEES

 

Hi Moopy. I am still doing very little whilst I wait to get operated on next week. I have now been put on Naproxen which are making me feel QUEASY. All I want to do is GO FOR A RUN.

 

I've twice heard someone say 'I wouldn't want to win THAT much money' today.

What stupid fucking cunts. Where's the imagination?

 

Ugh. Give 90% of it to charity if you really can't think of anything. Come on

 

Quite. Think of all the fucking services collapsing and struggling due to austerity you could bankroll!

 

Bit pished, bit it's ok given that I'm not working the rest of the week, right?

 

I got logged out of moopy and panicked because I forgot my log in details. But don't worry. I remembered

 

What's wrong with you Rita?

 

Oh yeah

 

Hello darling.

I have a herniated disc in my back, so I am booked in to get a discectomy on Tuesday. No alcohol, high heels, or running.

WHAT IS LIFE?

 

Oh bless you!! My friend has that and has been waiting for an operation for 2 years. Shes my age and now walks with 2 walking sticks.

Sounds very painful and I hope the surgery helps you.