‘It pisses me off that people don't think I sing live’

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  1. Slave

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    :side-eye:



    Someone's clearly been playing with her meds because she's DELUSIONAL.
     
  2. Pipo

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    I love how she lies so convincingly.

    Serving those 1999 CD quality vocals during her concert, when will your faves?
     
  3. Slave

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    I'm more perturbed that she thinks she's DANCING
     
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  4. RaspberrySwirl

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    What kind of idiots are critisising Britney for not singing live anyway? Don't they understand what lip syncing for your crown and legacy mean?
     
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    she shouldn't really care what anybody says, gracefully own it and say "I've been doing for almost 20 years, you know what you're getting when you're buying them tickets"
     
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  6. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Exactly. People are either too deluded to notice (or explain to), or they flat out don't care. It's an irrelevance.
     
  7. Breathe

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    I'd never pay to go and see anybody who wasn't singing live. It should be the very, very least you expect when you go to a concert.
     
  8. Dark Carnival

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    New: drag queens lip sync.
     
  9. OutSynk

    OutSynk My name is Matilda.

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    Britters I will always love you babes but you barely even bother to lip sync these days let alone sing live. The only thing you are using your lips for is lip injections.
     
  10. monsta

    monsta CAUGHT YOUR FEVER

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    It pisses me off that I'm not a millionaire, hun, but THAT'S LIFE.

    At least be grateful that there's still a frightening amount of loons who would pay for this Mime & Marionette Show.
     
  11. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    I've never remotely been interested in seeing Britney live, despite owning everything she's ever done. She's not even in the Janet level of being a good enough dancer to cover for her inadequacies vocally...

    Interestingly, though, I wonder if she's actually told they mix her voice. I mean, she isn't the brightest spark in the box...
     
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    I thought about that too. Poor thing must be up on the stage SINGING HER HEART OUT ~live~ but the people over at the mixing soundboard are "soz love that ain't gonn happen" and drown her out.
     
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    Ellie Super talented triple threat

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    She should be charging drag queen prices then.
     
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  14. POP!

    POP! Fade away, radiate

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    I wouldn't be surprised if she's making noise into the microphone but surely she knows it's turned off?

    I think she's one of those "see at your own risk" curiosity shows. If anything I'd be inclined to go just to physically see HER and the oddness of it all, but I'm sure it would kill me a little inside to see her knee clapping and hair whipping (being generous) for two hours. I'll always remember Slave's downright DISTRAUGHT reaction to The Circus Starring Britney Spears.
     
  15. Marilyn

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    I had so much fun at the Circus tour :D Everyone around me was as dead as Britney but I think I was the most excited person in the arena
     
  16. Slave

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    The Circus Tour was her NADIR.

    I'm going to see her in Vegas later this year though.
     
  17. KindaCool

    KindaCool Kick Rocks. Eat dirt.

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    People acting like this is news. SHE'S acting like this is news.

    It was interesting until I saw "Stan4Godney".
     
  18. POP!

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    :D Let us know how she's improved since then. I think she's probably more comfortable on stage than she was in '09 but I don't see it as anymore engaging, maybe less cringe though. The Vegas gig is nice though in that it is a smaller venue so you can probably enjoy her presence a bit more.
     
  19. OutSynk

    OutSynk My name is Matilda.

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    BRITNEY SINGING HER SIGNATURE TRACK "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" LIVE.



    *goes back to CD track for "Freakshow"*
     
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  20. VoR

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    "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD SHE'S SINGING LIVE OH MY GAWWWWD!"

    The power of reduced expectations :D
     
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  21. ameraal

    ameraal la loi de murphy

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    this thread and that screencap are the funniest thing i've seen all day.
     
  22. ameraal

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    she looks excatly like a (thicker around the waist than your average) barbie doll!
     
  23. ameraal

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    the hands! look at the hands!

    :laugh:
     
  24. Slave

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    Just a little bit of playback:

     
  25. Suedey

    Suedey The name is Rosé. Champagne Rosé.

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    I made the mistake of seeing her live on the Femme Fatale Tour, "just for fun".

    To this day it remains THE WORST CONCERT I'VE EVER BEEN TO.
     
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  26. OutSynk

    OutSynk My name is Matilda.

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    I managed to sit through SOME of the DVD. She was basically asleep the entire time. The "I Wanna Go" performance was new levels of low though.
     
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  27. Zu-Klara

    Zu-Klara RIP MADONA

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    Well I just DON'T SEE THE PROBLEM! :tongueout:

     
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    OutSynk My name is Matilda.

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  29. Zu-Klara

    Zu-Klara RIP MADONA

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    Shame on ME
    To need RELEASE
    INCONTROLLABLY :disco::disco::disco:

    God you gays are so INGRATEFUL!
     
  30. OutSynk

    OutSynk My name is Matilda.

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    I can't control the bleed
     
  31. monsta

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    I love that those poor bastards WRENCHED on stage have more passion and rhythm than the SO-CALLED PROFESSIONAL.
     
  32. monsta

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    She's literally JUMPING UP AND DOWN!
     
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  33. monsta

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    And yes, Circus AKA CARCASS was the worst 'live' show I've ever witnessed.

    She was quite good on the Onyx Tour but she still had SOME faculties at that point.
     
  34. OutSynk

    OutSynk My name is Matilda.

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    At the VERY least should have kept that for, you know, Up N Down.
     
  35. Suedey

    Suedey The name is Rosé. Champagne Rosé.

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    The way she also lipnsynchs the 'LABLY, LABLY, LABLY' bits though :manson:
     
  36. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    God a song as good as "I Wanna Go" deserves SO MUCH MORE than what it got with THAT "performance"...
     
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  37. RaspberrySwirl

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    That looked painful indeed. I couldn't watch more than a minute.
     
  38. Pipo

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    that "hands up in the air" choreo from the I Wanna Go gives me life EVERYTIME I watch it, who greenlit that shit? It's all very "suburb blonde-cheerleader-from your local high school campus"
     
  39. Pipo

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    nd of course, this is the best gif EVER

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  40. POP!

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    Knee tap till we drop

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