‘It pisses me off that people don't think I sing live’

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  1. Dark Carnival

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    Yalla Britney habibti gimme more :disco:
     
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  2. Hunter

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    The thing is, she probably does sing live. We just don't get to hear it. And I doubt very much if she watches her performances back to see that we get the CD quality vocals.
     
  3. Mats

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    Nevermind again? :disco:
     
  4. Mats

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    what do you do here? :o my Malmö liaison has moved over here so that's Sweden done for me. not that it had that much to offer anyway except for premium falafel
     
  5. Mats

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    it's all the cheering drowning her out :(
     
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  6. Pipo

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    serving VB at the 2007 SG Tour TEAS
     
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  7. Dark Carnival

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    It still exists? :disco: You know I'm always up for some basic bitch clubbing :disco:
     
  8. Mats

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    I'll bet you'll have some slick routines to enrich that seedy place with after the show

    when is the show even?
     
  9. POP!

    POP! Fade away, radiate

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    This is the kind of thing only Jennifer Snow would take the time to put together but there is something oddly hypnotic about watching Britney in her imperial era dancing to the bops of her 2007-2017 lithium salts era



    For easy reference:

    Piece of me - Overprotected Choreo

    Make Me - Overprotected Choreo

    Change your mind - Oops, Crazy Choreo

    If Im dancing - Oops Choreo

    Freakshow - Boys Choreo

    Clumsy - Boys Choreo

    Slumber Party - Boys Choreo

    Radar - Overprotected Choreo

    Ooh Ooh Baby - Boys Choreo

    DYWCO - Stronger Choreo

    Get Naked - Slave Choreo

    Kill The Lights - Boys Choreo

    Liar - What Its like to be me choreo
     
  10. J-Snow

    J-Snow I'm ms. EXTRA, EXTRA.

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    TAKE AWAY all the, erm, "premium falafels" and give us all your smörrebröd!

    I come for work but it's extremely inconvenient, I don't know how people tolerate this shit. I'll be back in Halmstad soon though 'cause I got a stable job there which means no more D for me. :(
     
  11. J-Snow

    J-Snow I'm ms. EXTRA, EXTRA.

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    UH excuse YOU, I have a LIFE.

    Not really I've literally thought about creating a WAY BETTER video than that but I'm too impatient to sit in front of MovieMaker for 5 hours. Imagine the Onyx tour's Hook Up/Slave set for Change Your Mind/If I'm Dancing. Fuck me. :disco:
     
  12. Mats

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    my friend sold his apartment in Malmö and moved here because of the intolerable situation as a commuter across THE BRIDGE. it’s really doing no good for the region, I’ve always thought Copenhagen and Malmö should just form their own country. migrate and let the D’s flow :disco:
     
  13. Pipo

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    SINATRANEY coming for your wigs by singing live on popular Gen Z app Snapchat

     
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    She looks (and acts) just like Jenna Maroney
     
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    It must be a new song she's written for the fans :disco:
     
  16. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Can she hear herself? Or ever listen to anyone else?
     
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    You know I think she’s using a filter.

    I don’t remember her having those ears, is it me?
     
  18. J-Snow

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    Fergie is shook.
     
  19. Jætike

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    Shakira could give her a class
     
  20. Pipo

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    here's the elusive chipmunk voiced "Change Your Mind (No Seas Cortés)" "singer" going at it again

     
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  21. KindaCool

    KindaCool Kick Rocks. Eat dirt.

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    Almost sounds better than her actual voice.

    I can just imagine Aretha watching this and saying "Hmm. Ok...well..." :D
     
  22. Dark Carnival

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  23. Slave

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    That “high” note :D

    JUST FUCK OFF BRITNEY
     
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    skinny legends only

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  25. SDF

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    And yet that’s still the most human she’s sounded in years
     
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    Barnacle Climb on through my window.

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  28. POP!

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    This was an enjoyable 20 minutes

     
  29. Pipo

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    I remember when she was promoting "I'm not a girl.." she was singing it live everywhere and it PISSED ME OFF so much it looked like she would be singing it in a shit fashion on PURPOSE, if that makes sense.
     
  30. POP!

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    She's obviously an objectively poor vocalist (maybe dead average pre-2002). I always thought the DLMBTLTK performances were her most decent because she does it in her more natural lower voice. The View, SNL, and TRL perfs, in particular, I'm a fan of



    (ignoring the shaky start)


     
  31. Iguana

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    I could never bring myself to listen to DLMBTLTK three times in a row, but I enjoyed the vocal coach video even though as usual she didn't really have anything to say
     

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