101 ways the Olympics should be improved for Tokyo 2020

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  1. Madison

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    1. Fire John Inverdale
     
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    2. Ban the Americans.
     
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    3. Drop the Football
     
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    4. Fewer medals in swimming that can be won by the same person.
     
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    5. All competitors in the Cycling Road Race carry a sword and shield
     
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    6. A comedy sound effect to be played whenever someone botches a dive.
     
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    7. Introduce a new sport for non-binary people to participate in.
     
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    8. Landmines in any field sports.
     
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    9. All Equestrian events to be like the Modern Pentatholon with a horse lottery.
     
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    10. All competitors in the modern pentathlon to perform all events shirtless/topless
     
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    11. The men to play Beach Volleyball in just their pants, to even it out.
     
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    12. All cyclists to compete in traditional islamic dress, with bicycle clips banned.
     
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    13. Brazilians shouldn't be involved in the ticket marketing strategy
     
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    14. Interpretative Dressage to Kylie hits.
     
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    15. Shirtless greco-roman wrestling, weightlifting, canoe sprint, boxing and rowing.
     
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    16. Male boxers to fuck, instead of boxing, for gold
     
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    17. Petra Mede to present for the BBC
     
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    18. Ireland's O'Donovan brothers to do all commentary on events.
     
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    19. All national anthems to be sung by Sonia, live.
     
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    20. Introduce eliminations to long distance running, like they have in the omnium.
     
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    21. Atlaspheres to be introduced as an Olympic sport
     
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    22. (I read this somewhere - maybe Moopy - but can't remember where) All events should feature a completely average man off the street as a control comparison.
     
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    23. Ryan Lochte to apologise onscreen
     
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    24. Gymnasts to wear tighter shorts
     
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    25. The Olympics should only be performed to BST time schedules, no matter where in the world they are actually held.
     
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    26. Long jumpers to be given points for the best sand sculptures they can create after they land.
     
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    27. Know what to do with the facilities AFTER the games are over.
     
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    28. Bring back the art competition.
     
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    29. All gender restrictions lifted. Men and women compete against each other as equals in all events and only the best get medals.
     
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    30. Amateur lesbian lip synching
     
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    Think that was Bill Murray. (Or a quote that he apropiated )
     
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    31. While we're at it, remove all weight classes from any sports that have them.
     
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    32. Mario and Luigi to be the official mascots for Tokyo 2020
     
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    33. More obese people
     
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    Instead of horse dancing, how about small people riding fat people and getting them to dance to Donna Summer?

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    PETA would approve.

    Or mobility scooter assault courses.
     
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    I bet he shouted YEEEHAAA
     
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    34. Mario and Sonic to also take on the Paralympics
     
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    35. Competitors in all pool events must don the burkini
     
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    36. To ensure impartiality, all competitors must wear masks and are to be identified by a number only.

    The names and nationalities of all medallists will be revealed in a pdf file published online six months after the closing ceremony, after drug testing is complete.
     

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