Discussion in 'Moopy TV' started by VoR, May 4, 2011.
What are your thoughts on the strangely ageless Queen of morning television?
The only presenter on ITV I can STOMACH
I hope off-screen she's a real foul-mouthed Scot
How have her ratings held up compared to Daybreak? Even though it's all essentially the same stuff, I find her show so much more watchable.
Oh apparently she does indeed swear like a sailor in real life, according to a boy i know who worked on her Sky missing children show at least.
I never see her thesedays, but i've ALWAYS been a FAN. There's an element of insincere fawning with her, but that's just part of the job description for a presenter of shit daytime telly shows.
I like her muchly, now whether that is down to the fact she is a pleasant breath of fresh air following on from GMTV/Daybreak (not that I actually WATCH them <s>anymore</s>) or the fact she is good in her own right is something I'm not sure of. If she's a proper mouthy Scot in real life though then it's the latter.
She's no Lorraine Chase, but she's ALL RIGHT
I loved that story of the assistant on her show who resigned after she text her husband "I HATE LK" but sent it to lorraine instead
The only good thing to come out of East Kilbride.
That's a FACT
This FRAGRANT pic also needs to be reappreciated.
NOF NOF NOF
I've never seen that before
I know it's terribly declassé to discuss The Lorraine Kelly show but I don't care, I only get 5 minutes of TV time of a morning and it's just the right side of brainless and colourful for my still waking brain.
ANYWAY, I know she's moving up to Daybreak soon, but it is still rather ridiculous that Lorraine Kelly has not actually presented the Lorraine Kelly show for about 3 months now. It should be called Occasional Lorraine.
I was hoping Nadia Sahwala would be the full-time replacement as she was on for ages and she had similarly Lorraine-ish warmth about her, but now she's been replaced first by some bland blonde bitch who I don't even recognise and now by the horror that is KATE THORNTON, which is frankly ruining my mornings.
I did quite enjoy yesterday when EVER SENSITIVE Kate basically forced some poor mother to humiliate her thirteen year old child live on TV during a report on leg-shaving for young girls.
Kate: And is your daughter a VERY HAIRY CHILD?
Mum: Erm... yes, yes she is.
OMG THAT POOR GIRL. Her life is probably now OVER. It's embarassing enough having your mum go on national television to talk about your HAIRY LEGS, without also telling the world that you're some kind of WOLF GIRL.
I love Nadia Swahala, she makes me feel like everything is OK with the world.
Poor Brave Nadia presented the One Show until they kicked her off for Myleene
I don't see why Loose Women don't ask her back to be honest
She seems VERY NICE and is very good at feigning genuine interest in the Gaynor Faye Maxi Dress line or whatever old tut the D-list celebrity of the day is flogging.
She even has a nice little rapport with Dan Wootton, which can't be easy.
It's unlike é-fanatic VoR to miss one out.
I've never really understood why Nadia hasn't been able to get a decent regular TV gig. She's very natural.
Nadia is lovely. My heart broke the other week when I saw her presenting a Saturday Kitchen ripoff (called Saturday Larder or something). Toyah Wilcox was sharing her recipe for microwaved Haribo marshmallows
I am loving how awful Thornton is ageing. Truly the coldest and unlikeable woman on television. Her and Barrowman had been presenting This Morning over the holidays. Fucking chilling.
Oh and VoR the blonde woman you didn't recognise is HELEN who presents Daybreak when Kate's away feeding the calves with her breastmilk.
I LOVE the Daybreak lineup, as ropey as it is. Richard Arnold needs euthanised however. I'm already betting Lorraine will work ONE FULL WEEK before going off on long term sickness. She has the work ethic of a pre-X Factor Dannii Minigue unless it's some shitty fundraiser in aid of OUR BOYS.
Do you mean ARE HEROS?
THE ONLY THING RIGHT WITH BROKEN BRITIAN
They should do a Loose Women for nice women like Claire Balding and Nadia Swahala
I love Lorraine Kelly, but I have to agree, anytime I've seen 'Lorraine' it's been presented by someone else. Admittedly I'm not a regular viewer but I've not seen her once I do love Nadia Sawalha, even though it took me years to realise she wasn't Saffy and that was in fact her sister
Konnie Huq to be on the Loose Women for nice people panel please
LOVELY, but the competition's not hard
On a Thornton note, it is unreal she used to present the biggest show on TV. I quite miss her haven't-slept-in-days-must-present-live-and-stay-awake look she had going on
They should change the name to Her Off Eastenders, but ditch the 'round table' thing that's on right now. I don't need to hear three people trying to talk over each other and pretend to have a laugh at 8:37am thanks.
I see she's deigned to come back now that she's got a new studio.
Oh Lorraine (who still never seems to present her own show)
That last one is hysterical.
She WELL looks like a 40 a day smoker...she's got the skin and mouth of one
LOVE LA KEL
That third picture is horrific in terms of her neck and the skin around her mouth.
I dread to think what she looks like without make up and the control pants. Probably not unlike my mother, thinking about it.
I have cast my vote based on that video!
I’ve suddenly forgotten about those UNPAID TAXES
Lorraine is a FRIEND OF THE GAYS. That'd be enough to see her send OLE EST PACKIN'!
That's great, but I went right off her after her recent little England-tastic Eurovision article. (It was in The Sun so I won't link, but it's easily google-able)
A gentleman once advised me that I looked a bit like her. This was meant as a compliment which is fair enough but I absolutely cannot see it.
GO LORRAINE. Esther McVey is a cunt.
Talking of cunts..,,
Queen of Dundee Lorraine Kelly
I’m so sorry for saying that word, it’s usually MEN that say that word.
What a weird thing to bring up mid-apology
I took it to mean she disliked the use of the word in any context, which isn't uncommon and would make sense if it was a genuine slip of the tongue.