A non-musical topic for notorious sexy bastard Maluma

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  1. Jark

    Jark User

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    Because if that gormless twat Liam Payne can have one then WHY NOT?

    n.b: no discussion of music please.



    I mean...

    this man is a god.
     
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  2. octophone

    octophone Techno Poo

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    Why is he wearing his mum's pyjamas?
     
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  3. Pipo

    Pipo welcome to moopatica

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    I quite liked him circa 2014-2017 when he started to become a bit WEIRD for my taste
     
  4. Pipo

    Pipo welcome to moopatica

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    I MEAN

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  5. OutSynk

    OutSynk My name isn’t Alice

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    Yes.
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  6. vespertine

    vespertine In the name of love

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    He's forever showing off his pits, it's pretty sexy tbqh.
     
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  7. vespertine

    vespertine In the name of love

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    I mean really. Yes PLEASE.

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  8. Lucille

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    I’m especially fond of the fellatio in the pool shot.
     
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  9. vespertine

    vespertine In the name of love

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    He just oozes stupid too. :disco:

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  10. straightorbroken

    straightorbroken from the sound of sirens

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    Well I hope he's stupid enough to do a sex tape soon.
     
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  11. OutSynk

    OutSynk My name isn’t Alice

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    Get your tissues out girls.
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  12. Zu-Klara

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    What’s with this awful LOLLING TONGUE thing?
     
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  13. Alla

    Alla Beast in Black

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    Waiting for c*m, I guess.
     
  14. Zu-Klara

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    I’ve only just realised that this is the one who was on that Madonna flop :)
     
  15. wurst

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    I don’t understand how his head is so hairy but the rest of his body IS NOT!
     
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  16. Zu-Klara

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    The shaved armpits make me feel particularly QUEASY :gross:
     
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  17. Pipo

    Pipo welcome to moopatica

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    AGREE.
    Let's post pics were he has them hairy armpits instead :shock:
     
  18. Zu-Klara

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    The dozy twat probably gets Immac on Amazon subscription so here’s someone far more pleasant for the purposes of hair balance :)

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  19. Win_the_game

    Win_the_game KETA

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    You're a dirty bastard Zu.
     
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  20. Zu-Klara

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  21. Ag

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    He does nothing for me WHATSOEVER.
     
  22. Dark Carnival

    Dark Carnival Tu cabeza, mi cabeza

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    Didn’t he just address rumours about his sexuality by saying something along the lines of 'lend me your girlfriend to see how gay I am'?

    Now I’m the first to drool all over them when they look stupid, but when they’re ACTUALLY stupid, it’s a different story :zombie:
     
  23. OutSynk

    OutSynk My name isn’t Alice

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    SHAVED HIS BEARD:cry::cry::cry:
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    ACCORDING TO GAYS WORST THING TO HAPPEN SINCE CORONA.
     
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  24. ameraal

    ameraal trash

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    malumen is braindead in bulgarian. i can't get past that whenever i see his name.
     
  25. Lucille

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    CANCELLED
     
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  26. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    He could at least have got his cock out so we didn't notice.
     
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  27. straightorbroken

    straightorbroken from the sound of sirens

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    He spookily looks like a Bulgarian I became very good friends with when I lived in Cologne until he told me he was a satanist and a warlock. I even helped him dye his hair like this distaste too.

    How can something so perfect do this to themselves?
     
  28. Ag

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    Better without the beard.
     
  29. Pipo

    Pipo welcome to moopatica

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    oh my days I am literally on the floor dying, we are not worthy
     
  30. OutSynk

    OutSynk My name isn’t Alice

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    MALUMA CANCELLED!
     
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  31. straightorbroken

    straightorbroken from the sound of sirens

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    Not that I would say não, but no.
     
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  32. Jark

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    cancelled? I think not

     
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  33. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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  34. Pipo

    Pipo welcome to moopatica

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    what in the world is that AWFUL disgusting creature Bad Bunny doing in this thread @OutSynk GET OUT!
     
  35. OutSynk

    OutSynk My name isn’t Alice

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  36. OutSynk

    OutSynk My name isn’t Alice

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    Oh MY

     
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  37. vespertine

    vespertine In the name of love

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    Wish he'd stop shaving his pits.
     
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  38. Beverley

    Beverley I Don't Wanna Change A THI-ING

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    sleeve tattoos should be illegal
     
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  39. Lucille

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    Yes to Vespertine.

    No to Bev.
     
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  40. Pipo

    Pipo welcome to moopatica

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    dead at those nipples
     
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