A topic for the ridiculous antics of Naomi Campbell

I mean, how do we not have such an essential thing ALREADY?

She's started her own Youtube channel, which is spawning lots of ludicrous content like this



Naomi goes shopping, chooses some spices, nuts and lemons, laments her new gluten free lifestyle and buys Swedish food for someone called Donald. She's mad. It's iconic.

 

that made me chuckle. i've always found her strangely fascinating for some reason. simultaneously delusional but somewhat honest and endearing.

i don't know who the fuck donald is and she really is quite helpless but i can totally get behind her shopping list.

also, this is my favourite naomi moment (and there have been quite a few):



i love how they talk about walking down a runway like it's high art (hello, drag).

 

omg, i just watched her at the airport. going at it with the dettol wipes! amazing

 

"sometimes I forget in which country I'm in"

so relatable

 

This video is amazing - I want to be Naomi Campbell when I grow up and yet I'm literally her absolute opposite in every way sadly.

 

Don’t worry, you spawn plenty of ludicrous content too!

 

Well, not enough to be top 10 though

 

”Can you do my seat too?”

She’s amazing. But how come she’s allowed to bring that much liquids with her onboard?

 

Because she's Naomi fucking Campbell and they don't wanna get hit by a cell phone!

 

Omg thank you for bring this into my life! I love her crappy channel now!

 

What an ICON

 

I'm doing the same next time I'm taking nasty commuter filled RER B

 

Gluten free eating is a lifestyle Naomi. It's a choice. It's a freedom of expression. You have to live it. You have to love it. You have to breathe it.

 

Amazing

 

That just makes me want to START THE REVOLUTION

 

OMG the amount of basil she bought

 

I don't know why this is so watchable but I know that I am subscribing.

 

1000% subscribing. That cleaning regime. My highlight was "I don't do them for you, but I'll share it with you"

SAINT NAOMI.

 

'Joan! FANTASTIC!'

 

who said models don't eat?

 

The amount of SHIT she puts in that milkshake, my god

 

I love how random youtube clips of serious scientists are the new footnotes

I'd suggest she hire Dr Gillian McKieth to do these bits, but she's far too busy being Dame Lizzie Kundi's cheerleader on instagram and who can blame it?

 

That shake made of ARTICHOKE and BAOBAB looks positively DELICIOUS

 

The thinking man's GOOP.

 

"I take lavender oil to keep calm"

*PA has PTSD flashbacks out of shot*

 

That's enough of Naomi's ridiculous antics for ALL of us.

 

including on foxnews!

it's next-level mental.

 

I own a copy of that

 

You and me both. It's FABULOUS

 

Brilliant It’s like a parody! Why has she decided “immune” is a noun?

 

I was so annoyed

 

i was howling!

make immune great again.

 

We’ve all got to boost our immunes guys

 

It genuinely gets regular spins from me.

"Love & Tears" is just CORKING

 

It’s all about ”All Through the Night”. I still remember it despite not playing for 20 years.

 

jesus, her kidneys must be a right state

 

They used her airplane antics in this effort documentary lol

 

“Good for your lungs”