Age Ain’t Nuffink But A Number....

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  1. Nancy

    Nancy CAR CLAMP CLUB

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    Actually, it’s a measurement of time too.

    Regardless, we all have limits. How much younger would you go (both for sex and for a relationship) and how much old would you go (ditto)?
     
  2. Ag

    Ag BRING BACK TAGS

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    I'm specifically interested in teenagers and pensioners.
     
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  3. Gangsta Nancy Lam

    Gangsta Nancy Lam Slut's Spaghetti

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    Ever since I read the Hitchhiker's Guide I've been committed to only dating people who are 42.

    It makes long term relationships very difficult :(
     
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  4. Nancy

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    I’m 42!
     
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    Am I?
     
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    Lucille Sniffing in the VIP area

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    Sex - 18-50

    Relationship - 25-40
     
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    Sex 18-65 (and maybe more? As long as they’re in the right kind of shape)

    relationship nah
     
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    vespertine God damn it Claude

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    I can't be riding no Gen Z D, sorry. Mm mm.
     
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    jivafox chalamet & chill

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    I’m constantly surprising myself so I can’t really say I have any limits outside of LEGAL of course.
     
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  11. Dance Witch Abortion

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    For sex, early 20s at the youngest now. When I was 31 I slept with an 18 year old and I felt a bit grubby after. Mid-40s oldest.
     
  12. Phoenix

    Phoenix Get Well Soon

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    Mid twenties to 60
     
  13. ButterTart

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    It's supposed to be half of your age plus 7 should be your minimum threshold.

    EDIT: Just realised my original claim that I can go as low as 23 is incorrect, because 37/2 does not equal 16.
     
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  14. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Oh I’ve had ‘em ALL, loves!

    Well, legal that is.
     
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  15. RJN

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    Well I’m 25 now

    I’d probably fuck someone 20-50?

    Dating maybe 25-40? I tend to be mostly attracted to men in their early to mid 30s
     
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  16. Raining On Me

    Raining On Me Jesus Loves Winners

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    I've never been into younger guys and always fancied slightly older men, but then, I was YOUNG then.

    Now I'm getting on a bit I'd probably go early 20s easily, and the older guy thing remains

    Oh fuck it, let's just say 18-88
     
  17. straightorbroken

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    The danger in liking older men is that you get too old for them, the indignity. I like older, but a little younger is okay. I'd say younger than 28 it would be highly unlikely for me to want to go there unless my phone had no battery and I was stranded after a night out. We've all been there. Mid 40s is good, but 30s is a very hot decade looks wise/physically too. Happy to make exceptions as quite frankly the more variety the better.
     
  18. Penelope

    Penelope STILL ANNOYING

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    Is this thread not about Charlotte Perrelli - Still Young
     
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    Not literally, but it is in spirit.
     
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    28 at the moment . I blame lockdown
     
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    Sex I tend not to go under 25 but I can make the odd exception. Fucking an 18 year old really WOULD feel a bit OFF unless they've clearly been at it a while (I can't be doing with fucking actual VIRGINS). Anything up to about 55 is fine but even then there aren't any hard and fast rules (other than a general sense that someone over 60 is really going to have to have WORKED AT IT for me to actually find them appealing).

    Relationships are anywhere between 25 and 40, but if they're rich I can probably stretch the upper bound to 50.
     
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    I met with someone once who said he was 19 and later revealed he was 16, which I know is legal but it really panicked me at the time. The rule for a bit had to be if they didn’t remember Diana’s death, it was a no.
     
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  23. Nancy

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    There are boys who are younger than I Believe In You by Kylie that are legal to sleep with.
     
  24. Dance Witch Abortion

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    I was going back 6 or 7 years. That’s scary though.
     
  25. Phoenix

    Phoenix Get Well Soon

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    How old are you?
     
  26. Dance Witch Abortion

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    36 so I was around 30 at the time I almost went to prison.
     
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    Relationship-wise, after being burned a few times I’m reluctant to go younger than 30, haven’t been with many older guys though so not sure about that.

    That being said I did suck off a 20 year old last night
     
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