anecdote of the day

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  1. xAngelkaLovex

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    Hi all, here decided to relax a bit and put a couple of jokes :
     
    If there was someone ready to move mountains, for sure it will go the other , ready to wring his neck.
    The character of a person can be judged by the way he carries himself with those who are in no way could be useful to him , and those who can not give him back.
    About the dead or anything, or good.For example: " He is dead, and that's good ."
     
  2. Kate

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    Thanks for posting :) :) :)
     
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    Those are very wise words. I will endeavour to shoehorn them into my afternoon conversations.
     
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    I've spent too long trying to comprehend this and now I feel slightly less sane. Like glimpsing into the ABYSS.
     
  6. xAngelkaLovex

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    Rest! JOKES HERE

    Here's another funny anecdote
     
    Buy your batteries "Children of the Prosecutor" ! - "Children of the Prosecutor" - sit down any time soon.
     
  7. Sharla

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    PMSL.
     
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    Write anecdote

    Come out with the funniest jokes
     
    "Electronics with your character ." I do not understand why I harmful and touchy laptop?
    Idealist - is someone who , noticing that a rose smells better than cabbage, concludes that the soup out of it would be better ...
    With the onset of cold weather men somehow become more active in courtship . Burrow for the winter looking for.Among the Bears assumed that all polar bears - fools .
    The girl sadly size 1 .
     
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  10. Sharla

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    Funnily enough I have seen a lot of photos on Grindr lately of fat hairy men posing with their skinny hags.
     
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    Is a polar bear an old white-haired fat hairy man?
     
  12. Sharla

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    Possibly. An a bi-polar bear is an old white-haired hairy man who likes cock but has a wife at home.
     
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    Finally I have something to say to impress men at parties
     
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    REST!!!! Jokes here! :tongueout:
     

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