Annie Lennox - A Christmas Cornucopia

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  1. Sharla

    Sharla The Resistance

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    Annie is the new face of M&S along with two time Academy Award winner Emma Thompson and bizarrely Baroness Lawrence of Clarendon. No room for Academy Award winner Lupita Nyong'o, but they're joined by people called Lulu Kennedy, Rachel Khoo, Alex Wek and Rita Ora, a heady mix of entrepreneurs, singers, models and chefs.
     
  2. Suedey

    Suedey Compulsive Liar

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  3. Pipo

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    I have to stop underestimating Rita Ora's powerful pussy
     
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  4. Commotion

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    Statement, Annie Lennox:

    "I hear you. Woman. Yes. Focus. Answer. I am angry now. Downtrodden, beaten, forlorn. But indestructible. I hear, I call, I answer. I am woman, hear me ROAR. HIV positively yours.
    Annie"
     
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  5. VoR

    VoR Forever in our hearts #Justice4Barb

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    Annie has out Commotioned Commotion with her 'letter to Santa 2015'.

    This is a REAL THING

    http://letterslive.com/letter/i-truly-wish-you-existed-for-grown-ups

     
  6. Marilyn

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    Here's my letter to Santa

    - Could you please make Annie Lennox do a proper album of good songs again
     
  7. Sharla

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    She could have put that sentiment to music, but whoever wrote My Grown Up Christmas List would have sued.
     
  8. Jark

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    "Just me — to you, so to speak."

    :D
     
  9. Gangsta Nancy Lam

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    Wow, that's a really passive aggressive letter. He's only one man, Annie, don't be a bitch.
     
  10. Mugatu

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    Why does she keep referring to actual words as if they were "some sort" of magical phrase that she's invented? "GOOD PERSON" IS A CONCEPT ANNIE.
     
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  11. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Dear Annie

    Oh do fuck off, you "dreary cunt"

    Love and Best Wishes

    From lolly
     
  12. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    What a selfish fucking contrary bitch. She should have asked him for a new Shania Twain album like the rest of us :evil:
     
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  13. straightorbroken

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    Well, she's a rich white girl and it's plain to see I suppose.

    I can imagine her giving the same answer to anyone unfortunate enough to ask her.
     
  14. Commotion

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    Oh Ann - you hateful old drear - I was contemplating writing a message on your behalf, but you've decided to do it yourself this year.
    I hope you understand me.
    Commotion
     
  15. Commotion

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    Double post
     
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  16. Marilyn

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    I wonder if the interest will be non-detectable.
     
  18. Sharla

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    Dave Stewart has written an autobiography and is doing a lot of press about it. He's already been quite unchivalrous and told the world he fucked Stevie Nicks (but to be fair, which musicians haven't?) and had this to say in a Guardian interview

    It'll be an interesting flick through in Waterstones, and I'll be just as interested in the Siobhan years although I expect most people will be there for the Annie bits.
     
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    I hope he had a few good nights out with Alisha's Attic to dish up, and for some of the Siob and Marcy bitterness.
     
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  20. Breathe

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    And then Some!!!!!
     
  21. lolly

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    I wonder if Annie is doing a letter to Santa this year?
     
  22. Ag

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    FESTIVE BUMP
     
  23. Shirley

    Shirley I BITE BECAUSE I LIKE IT

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    I didn't know you had to be a MUSICIAN
     
  24. Breathe

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    I absolutely adore this album. Annie is as talented and unique as Kate Bush, yet barely gets the recognition she deserves.

    And Universal Child is one of the most beautiful songs I've EVER heard. It has genuinely moved me to tears on more than one occasion.
     
  25. Ag

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    How do you feel about the comments in this topic?
     
  26. Commotion

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    Annie WOULD cry if she read the comments on here.

    But sadly she CAN'T.

    All her post menopausal tears are being reserved for Aleppo. And at her age her well of tears is shallow, and in danger of running as dry as her womanly juices.

    Not to worry.

    Her kids are in the luggage hold of an Air Syria airplane right now, ready to report - against their will of course - the traditional, Christmas mungbean casserole will be withheld otherwise.

    *Buy 'Christmas in Aleppo' - out on December 26th*
     
  27. Ag

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    :D
     
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  28. lolly

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    Every single fucking Twitter post by her is about HIV, violence against women, campaigns against blindness etc etc

    Has she forgotten the concept of FUN?
     
  29. Commotion

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    Let's get this to number 1 this Christmas.

    (Along with 'HOT' by Mel Beh - out now!)
     
  30. Commotion

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    In memory of dead children this Yuletide

     
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  31. Shirley

    Shirley I BITE BECAUSE I LIKE IT

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    OH NO SHE DIDN'T

     
  32. Commotion

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    Watch out homeless people.
    SHE'S BEHIND YOU!!!!!

    I wonder which park benches she's sourced for her kids to spend Christmas on this year?
     
  33. Suedey

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    You know

    Walking On Broken Glass came on my iPod shuffle in the car on my drive this morning and I THOROUGHLY enjoyed it like the middle aged gay I am.

    Shame she turned to shite.
     
  34. lolly

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    Do you know I was only thinking earlier how Christmas 2017 hadn't really kicked off for me yet. Now I realise that without being BELLOWED ANGRILY at by La Lennox, how on earth is one supposed to feel even vaguely festive?
     
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  35. octophone

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    I've *never* heard this...is it worth it, even just for a laugh?
     
  36. lolly

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    I think it may depend what kind of mood you're in, and hoping for a laugh may be a very risky move.
     
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  37. Commotion

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    Christmas BUMP!

    (Annie massages her knee where her withered boob is resting hoping that the bump is not fibromyalgia)

    She hopes this makes sense to you.
     
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  38. Iguana

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    NEVER a bad time for this soothing shard of heaven

     
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    Listening to it again I forgot what a JOY it is. I really think it's the closest you can come to knowing what it must feel like to have your brain cut out with a chainsaw.

    Merry Christmas one and all!
     
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  40. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    I put this on at work and actually quite enjoyed it. The first song alone is a SCREAM. Literally!
     
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