Annie Lennox - A Christmas Cornucopia

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  1. Zu-Klara

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    I think I might get a free trial with Spotify so I can hear this guff tomorrow to mark the GENTLE TURNING OF THE YEARS :)
     
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    *slashes wrists come 11:15*
     
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    I’ve just had a skip through Annie’s delicious selection box of glorious festive treats on ITunes and I hadn’t realised it was mainly forcefully shouted traditional hymns and what not :disco:
     
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    Because nothing says Christmas like being forcefully shouted at!
     
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    Castle Annie sounds like a horrific place to spend Christmas.

    Clearly (and I base this judgement solely on the sound of her music) her castle is the target of a an army of child zombies in search of ethically sourced Afrcan orphans - chez Annie is where they hang out - sharing positive HIV stories of hope.

    I hope you understand me.

    Happy winter solstice.

    Lullay, lullay.
     
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    GlooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖÔÔÖØŌÕOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRIA IN EXCELSIS DEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Well merry Christmas to you too, Anne.
     
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    It’s only thanks to this wonderfully celebratory thread that I realised who exactly that was next to the bag of NATCO in the header :D
     
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    While I'll definitely be spending a lot of time this festive season praying for orphans in Darfur, I also feel sorry for the children that sprung forth from Annie's womb. Imagine her glower when you try to switch over to Muppets Christmas Carol before the end of yet another documentary about AIDS.
     
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    'Natco Foods is an earth-loving company that brings you a wonderful celebration in foods, ranging from lentils, spices, grains, nuts, chutneys and much more!'

    No mungbeans though. How is Anne meant to make her Christmas casserole of misery for her kids, before they fuck off to Dad's, now?
     
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    Admittedly I am a bit pissed and in bed watching these exquisitely bellowed hymns on my phone but I did wonder why on earth someone had turned up with a pancake at 0:34

     
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    Bellowed resistance to genocide is for life, not just for Christmas.
     
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    Oh Lord, I've never heard that before, it's fucking chronic! Even I did a better version that THAT.
     
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    Annie would like us all to have a very SOLEMN, vegan Christmas, infused by a festive awareness of GENOCIDE and MENOPAUSE, and hessian weaves.

    Glasgow city council had her barred from the ABBA party at TGI Fridays for the 'Coleslaw is MURDER' placard.
     
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    I'm LOVING Annie's Brexit statement.
    She BELLOWS it in foreign - for added impact.
    Is she a remainer?
    (Probably, but in our Ann's case, probably for the persecution points - very prestigious)
     
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    Apparently she has been in EXCRUCIATING back pain since the New Year :(
     
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    There must be an angel (playing with her spine)
     
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    Nah.

    It's the HiV.

    Poor Anne, Queen of Scots.
     

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