ASFM: A Beryl-ation: The Final Act

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  1. Kate

    Kate SLAGS 4 TAGS

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    I'd quite like to know how CLOSE I was to the CHOP

    CHOPPEES, if you'd known about the twist, would you have entered different songs?
     
  2. Lucille

    Lucille Sniffing in the VIP area

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    NO.
     
  3. HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid

    HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid Piece. Of. Work.

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    Guys I’m making garlic doughballs for
    @Suomi. Think the wedding’s off. He’s taking solace in the beefcake in a nice coat representing Hungary (2017).
     
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  4. Lucille

    Lucille Sniffing in the VIP area

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    In fact it’s only inspired me to be MORE DIVISIVE.
     
  5. Zu-Klara

    Zu-Klara User

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    ABSOLUTELY NOT
     
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  6. Kate

    Kate SLAGS 4 TAGS

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    Also would @ButterTart have chopped the CGI slags if he hadn't already had a wank that day?
     
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  7. funky

    funky INCAPABLE

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    ELEVENTH for me. ELEVENTH IS WORSE

    BRIDESMAID AGAIN

    [​IMG]
     
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  8. Win_the_game

    Win_the_game User

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    BT only has ONE wank a day? :o
     
  9. OutSynk

    OutSynk My name is Matilda.

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    Omg the artistic integrity.
     
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  10. Devil

    Devil I Need A House

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    Grade A cunt.

    Still love you babes, maybe for Xmas one send something fucking listenable and you can have my 12 :disco:
     
  11. Nancy

    Nancy CAR CLAMP CLUB

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    I CAN ALREADY GUARANTEE YOU THAT I’M GOING TO FINISH TOP 5 FOR THE XMAS ASFM
     
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  12. Zu-Klara

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    As much as I was ultimately relieved to not be part of it, I was obviously affronted that No Bra was chopped as I genuinely like it, there were far inferior entries in Round 1 and I thought its somewhat dirty sound and MUCHO FOREIGN might appeal to my fellow loungers MAIS OBV NOT EVERYONE
     
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  13. OutSynk

    OutSynk My name is Matilda.

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    Oh I’ve been there.
     
  14. Lucille

    Lucille Sniffing in the VIP area

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    I have several beautiful and lovely songs for ASFM XMAS, all now IN THE BIN.
     
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  15. funky

    funky INCAPABLE

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    Yes, something about complaining the most babes, I don't know I wasn't paying attention

    There's a place on the podium for everyone!
     
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  16. OutSynk

    OutSynk My name is Matilda.

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    I’m probably going to sit the Xmas one out and join @Zu-Klara in the rehab.
     
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  17. Kate

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    Oh god it's Bob The Builder isn't it
     
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  18. Zu-Klara

    Zu-Klara User

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    Yoy bring the Haribo, I’ll bring the cognac, Valium and lovely neck couture

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  19. Tisch

    Tisch Superwomaning

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    You're a CUNT for this but you did give me a :emoji_fire: on Instagram the other day so you're forgiven for now x
     
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  20. ButterTart

    ButterTart Drop dead cynical

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    I'm 37 now, I can leave it a week and still only muster a little cloud of soot to show for it.
     
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  21. David_5000

    David_5000 I'll dance alone

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    Based on this I really want to get to know @ButterTart and his taste in music better
     
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  22. Ag

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    Well done for shaping the drama @Beryl.
     
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  23. Ag

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    That said...

    ASFXMAS COMING VERY SOON!

    NO TWISTS!
    NORMAL VOTING!
    VISIBLE SCOREBOARDS WITH POSTER NAMES AND POSITIONS!
    A MANAGABLE LEVEL OF DRAMA!
    AN AVAILABLE ORGANISER!
    LOTS OF FESTIVE NONSENSE!

    THE THEME IS:

    CHRISTMAS PARTY!

    START PLANNING NOW!
     
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  24. RJN

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    No, I really thought it would be well liked :D
     
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  25. straightorbroken

    straightorbroken reflected onto the wet pavement

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    I'm currently stunned on page 25 to be page 2 of the leader board. I genuinely thought I was walking this one.
     
  26. straightorbroken

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    Okay, page 31. It seems to have been "won". What a sure Jan of a contest. I'm blaming beryl's science bit, raspberry's lunchtime bread bit and lights for looking like Ashlee fucking Simpson.
     
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  27. OutSynk

    OutSynk My name is Matilda.

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    I’VE CHANGED MY MIND. :)
     
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  28. Diddy

    Diddy Rice Queen

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    Oh my :D

    ok I’m going to wade through all this again after work but THERE ARE THINGS I WANT TO SAY :D
     
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  29. RaspberrySwirl

    RaspberrySwirl Leftover

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    That’s the spirit.
     
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  30. Whatevar

    Whatevar WHAT!

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    YAY!
     
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  31. Suomi

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    I hope @Beryl is okay. As fun as this seems to run, it also seems like a complete nightmare :D
     
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  32. Beverley

    Beverley I Don't Wanna Change A THI-ING

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    Babes, will you play again?
     
  33. straightorbroken

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    Yeah, Beryl, Berylation was a monster hit, so bravo and whomever has locked you in that car park has done moopy entertainment the world of good if not your own personal health.
     
  34. Soldi

    Soldi Candide Crush

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    Crikey, some people took the results way too seriously last night :eyes:
     
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  35. Whatevar

    Whatevar WHAT!

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  36. Rita

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    I peaked too EARLY!

    :emoji_face_palm:
     
  37. Ag

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    I note Beryl hadn't been on since last night. Did ASFM kill him?
     
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  38. Nancy

    Nancy CAR CLAMP CLUB

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    HE’S BEING INVESTIGATED FOR ELECTORAL FRAUD
     
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  39. Iguana

    Iguana One two CHA CHA CHA

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    I think he's probably sick of us and really who could blame him?
     
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  40. Soldi

    Soldi Candide Crush

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    People really did STOP THE CUNT :(

    Poor Berly
     

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