ASFXMAS - First Viewing Part 2

VALERIE SASSYFRAS

 

I feel obliged to send out an EPILEPSY FLICKERING LIGHTS WARNING THS EVENING.

 

I’m saying Bjorn Again

 

I'm going for LIO

 

Tarkan

 

Just under 2.5 hours!

 

Put some stockings on your dog and ball gag your reindeer. One hour to go!

 

58: the number of animal porn pics Wendy the goat has downloaded today

 

50 flop countdowns.

This shit doesn't need a countdown. I've been spamming/ promoting all week.

 

I'm feeling REAL SWELL.

 

My cat wasn't interested in any of tonight's entries.

 

Well it’s over.

 

If he has it his way old Valerie Sassypants is sweepy this.

 

Rover and Sidney are READY TO ROLL

 

I’ll be heading out as soon as this starts. It’s just a coincidence.

 

Oh fuck it, all the best dogs in stockings pictures are from the STOP FUCKING HATE

 

GOOD

 

The chow chow? So annoying!!!

 

I was aiming for that saucy pair in SEX SHOES

 

Found it elsewhere and added it to the post but here it is for sexy dog fans and perverts like @ButterTart

 

Why is this NOT SURPRISING AT ALL

 

Please no. ABBA TRIBUTE WITH A SNEER, I always felt

in fact I’m disappointed that they’re not dead

 

Sorry, can we get rid of these from topic, thanks

 

I hope the ASFXMAS longe has hardwood floors otherwise they could cause a lot damage STOMPING OFF if you’re not careful.

 

I will post the link at 19:25 as per.

 

The floor is made of polystyrene, like all the best present packaging.

 

Prepping that playlist paste button.

Anybody want to make some wild guesses?

 

Who's here? MAKE YOURSELF KNOWN!

 

Oh my boss has locked himself out so he needs to come get his spare keys off me at 8. FUCK OFF.

 

He can come to you.

 

PRESS PLAY at 7.30!