Belinda Blinked (My Dad Wrote A Porno podcast)

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  1. monsta

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    ...or to give the masterpiece it's full title:
    Belinda Blinked; 1 A modern story of sex, erotica and passion. How the sexiest sales girl in business earns her huge bonus by being the best at removing her high heels.

    As mentioned in the podcasts thread and deserving of it's own thread. Download the My Dad Wrote A Porno podcast NOW. I've never experienced anything like it, I've had to stop listening to it in the car because I've nearly crashed several times.

    I spent the other night SCREAMING at the Amazon reviews
    Cans of gin and tonic all round :disco:
     
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    Oh yay someone else listening!
    Fucking love this, absolutely cracks me up. Loved Alice ever since BBOTs years back
    Looking forward to the movie :disco: amused me at Elijah Wood a ting to be the youngish looking man :D
     
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    I listened to the first 3 episodes today and I was getting strange looks on the train I was laughing so much.

    Episode 3 with the regional sales meeting and the breasts like pomegranates and the women getting their tits out in the Travelodge bar was the best thing. The lack of taxis from Heathrow stretched credibility but the use of cost codes was well received.
     
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    Up to episode 5 (The Second Client. Jim Sterling.) and I'm literally crying.
     
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  5. monsta

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    Just wait until the DUCHESS!

    I can confirm Belinda Blinked 2 is of the quality of the first opus.
     
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  6. monsta

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    I honestly don't think I've ever laughed so much as at the reveal of what happened to poor Giselle at the tombola.
     
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    There's a drawing on their Instagram of poor Giselle. Episode 5 of season 2 nearly made me piss myself.

    Also the other guy (not the son) is really cute.
     
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    I was downloading more episodes and noticed one was called The Tombola, such a British institution. I can't wait.
     
  9. monsta

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    RITZ SPA GOSSIP!

    Episode 5 almost ended me. I'll never need to eat peanuts again.
     
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    A friend raved about this months ago, but I don't like her that much so ignored it.

    I'm a bit confused though, looking at my podcast app. Were there 13 episodes in series one, and we're 6 in to series two so far?
     
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    God I didn't notice that it was only 13 chapters. The book must be a fucking pamphlet! :D
     
  13. monsta

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    69 pages to be exact!
     
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    I was sat on a bench in a park trying to catch Pokemon listening to the introduction of the Duchess of Del Monte with the horse box and I was laughing so much that I had to get up and leave.

    It's not on YouTube sadly but the whole thing is reminding me of Lesley from Her Big Chance. Julie Walters should record a proper audiobook of it.
     
  15. monsta

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    THIMBLE.

    I'm having such withdrawals since I'm fully caught up now.
     
  16. monsta

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    We also need to take a moment to appreciate Rocky forgetting a character's name mid-chapter. Poor Bella/Donna; especially as she's now in the clutches of the Yankee from the USA, Jim Sterling.
     
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    I just listened to the first episode of this, and it didn't disappoint. Vaginal lids!
     
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    In Eastenders tonight it's Belinda's big opening. I'm having flashbacks to the maze and the symbolic symbols daubed on her ears in mud.
     
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    Why did I not think of Madge as The Duchess?! :D
     
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    Tia & Tamera as Bella/Donna :D !
     
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    I had Martine McCutcheon in mind for Belinda, although she's a bit old now.
     
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    After getting a bit bored towards the end of the first book the first two chapters of Belinda Blinked 2 have perked up my interest like one of the Duchess' titanic nipples.

    Finding out that Giselle was gangbanged by 3 singing Irish brothers who run a cash and carry empire and fight over who's going to get a blow job next and got fucked so hard her hair fell out, before slipping on the spunk left on the floor and doing herself an injury is one of the most inspired literary revelations since Susan Henchard conned Michael into believing Elizabeth Jane was his daughter.
     
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    This is astonishing. I'm only up to Episode 3 but I long for a LEATHER ROOM (with leather tiles) in my office.
     
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    Today's episode had a musical number also early summer showers from Belinda's clitoris.
     
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    I'm living for white slave trader Countess Zara of Leningrad.
     
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    Did you buy A Walk In The Black Forest monsta?
     
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    I'm hoping Chantelle the Bald (possibly suffering from the genital disorder poor Giselle has) Stripper releases her sexy version.
     
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    Well the saggy-arsed Duchess was everything I hoped she'd be and more.

    Are the two male podcasters a couple by the way?
     
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    I put S02E03 on for my visit to Waitrose and was laughing so much at the introduction to Dr Robbins my ribs were actually hurting in the cold meats aisle. I could smell the gin sweats it was just so realistic. I was visualising Academy Award winner Jeremy Irons as Dr Robbins and as for Helga a less predictable choice

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    Well she does have ANGULAR BREASTS!
     
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    We started this night. Me and Mr Ag fucking loved it. That's the rest of the week sorted. Who knew a podcast could be so addictive?!
     
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    Where can I hear the FOOTNOTES and the CHRISTMAS DAY SPECIAL?
     
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  34. monsta

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    It should just be there in chronological order on iTunes. Think it starts around halfway through book one.
     
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    Oh I'm listening via Soundcloud.
     
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    Series 2 Episode 5 has just KILLED ME.

    Best yet!
     
  37. monsta

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    Was that THE FLESH OF MANKIND and the bed covered in spunk? :D
     
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    Oh and the see through BALL GOWN concealed in her brief case!
     
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    I thought 5 was the one were she dips her finger in her vagina and then gives it to the doctor to suck on.
     
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    Dr Robbins truly mesmered!
     

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