Belinda Blinked (My Dad Wrote A Porno podcast)

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  1. Phoenix

    Phoenix L to the OG

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    I nearly wet myself when Belinda turned into a sniffing dog and started identifying the smells off the dirty socks "hoes???"
     
  2. monsta

    monsta CAUGHT YOUR FEVER

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    SPLAYED LOWER VAGINA!
     
  3. Sharla

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    The description of Belinda lowering herself down onto Hazell's face in cabin 3B put me in mind of this:

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  4. Sharla

    Sharla The Resistance

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    The Great British Queen Off was probably the best footnotes to date.
     
  5. monsta

    monsta CAUGHT YOUR FEVER

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    Wasn't Tamal lovely?
     
  6. Sharla

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    He and James would make a lovely couple

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  7. Sharla

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    Also that Nick Jonas nipples pic really is disturbing
     
  8. Phoenix

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    Oh my god the cliff hanger, what happened to Jim Sterling's cock?
     
  9. COB

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    Genuine intrigue and mystery! I'm also dying at the idea of Bella's SLEEP SQUAWKING.
     
  10. monsta

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    What a chapter!

    My cervix is flexing with utter joy!
     
  11. Suomi

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    Well, I got to 11 episodes and now I think it's time to call it a day. Whilst I can completely see the appeal, maybe it's the exhibitionist Scandinavian in me that doesn't find the nude and lewd funny? It's a vagina, DEAL WITH IT. I so wanted to love this too :(
     
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  12. Sharla

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  13. Sharla

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    Dos anyone else start retching at the thought of dried skin getting stuck between Belinda's teeth?
     
  14. Phoenix

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    That was disgusting, a literally flaky cock, blue cum....it's a new genre.
     
  15. monsta

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    I still haven't been able to process this week's episode.

    Actually horrifying!
     
  16. COB

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    Toilet Duck! It's actually too much.

    Can we also please collectively agree that the most recent Footnotes was the worst thing they've ever done.
     
  17. monsta

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    OMG I've been meaning to say this! It was completely beneath them and they'd obviously only got Charlotte because she's Jamie's pal. She'd clearly never heard the sexploits of Belinda before.
     
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  18. Tetris-Rock

    Tetris-Rock TRAY UP, BITCH

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    I don't listen to the Footnotes episodes. A bit self indulgent.
     
  19. ZZ

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    I think they're all very funny. And today's episode was just the same bizarre stories, this time verging on X-Files territory.
    And I can't see why they can't be self indulgent. The podcast is very successful and the chemistry of the 3 of them is great, so the more I hear from them the better.
     
  20. Sharla

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    I don't think I'll ever be able to eat in Bella Italia again.

    Hank Skank better tip well for the poor minimum wage staff who have to clean up after his mess making.
     
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  21. COB

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    Hank Skank is an absolutely genius name :D
     
  22. monsta

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    Absolutely dying at THE KRANKIES! :D
     
  23. Phoenix

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    Is Hank Skank a feeder?

    I'm just glad he didn't shove the hot sausage up Belinda's vagine.
     
  24. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Okay, so I FINALLY started this yesterday. And I've finished the first season earlier today. WHY THE FUCK DID I wait so long? :disco:

    I'd read comments here (and elsewhere) from people reporting they were literally crying out loud or in tears and didn't believe it, but frankly after snorting with laughter and snot coming out while I was on the top floor of the X39 from Bath to Bristol yesterday, I certainly do now. And being told off by Mr L last night, because although I managed to stifle my laughter, apparently not well enough to stop the bed shaking.

    Consider me a Belinker, moopy :disco:
     
  25. monsta

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    What has been your favourite part so far, lolls?

    I must say the latest chapter has been my favourite for a very long time. It had everything; odd sexual practices, clothes which just fall off, phrases that made zero sense and terrible grammar.

    How the FUCK is this going to be wrapped up in one chapter? :D
     
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  26. ZZ

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    The whole charm of Belinda Blinked is that there is no story and no cohesion from chapter to chapter, so there is no reason to wrap anything up. I just hope they don't take a long break before Book 3.
     
  27. lolly

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    Do you know, I just cannot say. I hear a phrase and think I must submit that one to memory, and then another comes along before you get a chance to. Almost any mention of a cervix, vulva or nipple is a highlight obviously, but it's the turn of phrase over the most mundane thing that usually creases me up.

    I can't quite decide whether to start off on season two now, or go back over season one and properly absorb it all again.
     
  28. Crash

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    Did they suggest that he has already written the first SEVEN books?
     
  29. lolly

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    ;Well I've only just finished the podcast for the first book, and from that Q&A with Rocky at the end of the first one, he appeared to have written four already.
     
  30. lolly

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    Nominated in the Radio Academy awards (previously the Sony Awards) this evening. The nominees are:

    Athletico Mince - audioBoom
    The Modern Mann - Rethink Audio / Olly Mann
    My Dad Wrote a Porno - Medium Maze
    The Story of Izzy Dix - BBC Newsbeat
    Storytime with Boon - This Is Distorted

    I do listen to (and enjoy) The Modern Mann, but haven't heard the others.
     
  31. ZZ

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    Apparently BBC Newsbeat won. I may have to check it out then.

    UPDATE
    No, I won't. Sounds depressing.

     
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  32. lolly

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  33. monsta

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    The Footnotes this week with Michael Sheen was brilliant and such a joy after Charlotte fucking Crosbie.

    I love that Lizzy Caplan is now a Belinker.
     
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  34. monsta

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    TONY BLINKED!

    I cannot believe Book 2 is over and all that happened was that Bella became the body lotion in the Jim Sterling deal.
     
  35. RobotBoy

    RobotBoy BANG BANG

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    I only got two episodes in and felt the same. The constant interruptions for nothing in particular were so irritating. I also really wanted to love it.
     
  36. Lucille

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    An underwhelming episode but only in comparison to the BALLS TO THE WALLS fabulousness of every proceeding chapter. Although I do love that drunk slag Bella managed to be promoted from 18k a year receptionist to international account manager due to her willingness to fuck creepy sex android Jim Sterling.

    Although "hooray" was a particular highlight.
     
  37. lolly

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    We're getting a Christmas special! :disco: :santa:
     
  38. lolly

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    Actually, I need to catch up on this thread for people's highlights of the second book. I only finished it last week and feel kind of BEREFT now.
     
  39. lolly

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    The book is only £5.99 on amazon at the moment, if anyone is interested.

    (don't forget the moopy link)
     
  40. monsta

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    I can confirm that it's glorious.

    There's a festive podcast coming too.
     

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