Belinda Blinked (My Dad Wrote A Porno podcast)

Discussion in 'Lifestyle & Culture' started by monsta, Aug 9, 2016.

  1. Sharla

    Sharla The Resistance

    Joined:
    Jul 1, 2012
    Messages:
    15,886
    £2.49 to listen to the festive podcast. It's for charity apparently, with all proceeds going to repair the knackered fannies of business women experiencing sex addiction, but still, you can buy a posh coffee for that.
     
  2. Ag

    Ag User

    Joined:
    Aug 3, 2009
    Messages:
    164,314
    Not interested, if it's not the Asses and Donkeys Trust.
     
  3. Sharla

    Sharla The Resistance

    Joined:
    Jul 1, 2012
    Messages:
    15,886
    I didn't realise only THIRTY PENCE of the £2.49 goes to help knackered fannies but I downloaded it last night and think I might have woken the neighbours up my laughing at two particular points - the use of the microwave (disappointed Belinda doesn't have a mini hob or a camping stove in her office) and the Doris & Joan cameo.
     
  4. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2004
    Messages:
    140,937
    I've bought it. That's a bit rich about the small percentage going to charidee, but I can't complain considering the amount of fun the podcast has given me this year. If I've given about 50p to Alive Levine's mascara fund, that's not a bad deal.
     
  5. monsta

    monsta CAUGHT YOUR FEVER

    Joined:
    Jun 18, 2008
    Messages:
    22,077
    I'm absolutely SCREAMING at this over breakfast!

    The microwaved milled wine!
     
  6. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2004
    Messages:
    140,937
     
    Alex likes this.
  7. ZZ

    ZZ lacklustre forgotten diva

    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2009
    Messages:
    6,443
    Bummer. I thought Season 3 was coming soon.
     
  8. Ag

    Ag User

    Joined:
    Aug 3, 2009
    Messages:
    164,314
    So I'll be seeing these guys at Latitude festival. #soexcited
     
    monsta likes this.
  9. Sharla

    Sharla The Resistance

    Joined:
    Jul 1, 2012
    Messages:
    15,886
    CHECK YOUR PODCAST APPS Y'ALL.
     
  10. Sharla

    Sharla The Resistance

    Joined:
    Jul 1, 2012
    Messages:
    15,886
    Timed nicely for Mel B's birthday



    I might have twitched a bit when Arsehole Guy appeared.
     
    Alex likes this.
  11. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2004
    Messages:
    140,937
    Porno day tomorrow, everyone!

     
  12. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2004
    Messages:
    140,937
    Genuinely tempted by some of the new merchandise, particularly the t-shirt top left. Although £30 is pushing it.

     
  13. Sharla

    Sharla The Resistance

    Joined:
    Jul 1, 2012
    Messages:
    15,886
    The Steele's Pots & Pans mug would be my choice of purchase but the only way I'd pay £13 for a mug would be if it comes with a bottle of microwaveable mulled wine.
     
  14. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2004
    Messages:
    140,937
    I think I may have a book two binge tonight and tomorrow. I'm worries I won't appreciate the subtle plot and character developments in the first episode tomorrow if I don't.
     
  15. Sharla

    Sharla The Resistance

    Joined:
    Jul 1, 2012
    Messages:
    15,886
    I'll do the season 2 best of again tonight to refresh my memory about the Lazy P Ranch, blue jizz and Vicky Woods.
     
  16. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2004
    Messages:
    140,937
  17. VoR

    VoR Forever in our hearts #Justice4Barb

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2004
    Messages:
    109,103
    Location:
    Hawkins
    Episode One is out there. Belinda's Oprah moment at the Millenium Dome :D
     
  18. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2004
    Messages:
    140,937
    I think I may wait for the listening party later. Although doing it on your own and not on social media seems rather pointless.
     
  19. Phoenix

    Phoenix The Wife

    Joined:
    Apr 9, 2005
    Messages:
    23,279
    It's all about the mic that goes around her neck, under her breasts and down her ass.
     
  20. monsta

    monsta CAUGHT YOUR FEVER

    Joined:
    Jun 18, 2008
    Messages:
    22,077
    WOKS FOR EVERYONE!
     
  21. Sharla

    Sharla The Resistance

    Joined:
    Jul 1, 2012
    Messages:
    15,886
    I laughed a lot more this week than last week. That Duchess is a filthy dirty woman with her silver bullets. Isn't standard practice to put sexual aids through the dishwasher after each use? That's what the Terence Higgins Trust used to advise and I've stuck to it like glue over the years.

    It really bugs me that they say ass instead of arse. British people should say arse. Unless they're talking about the Donkey and Asses Trust.
     
  22. Phoenix

    Phoenix The Wife

    Joined:
    Apr 9, 2005
    Messages:
    23,279
    I can't wait till I'm rich enough to live in a house without bedrooms.
     
    Alex, ZZ and Kevin like this.
  23. COB

    COB Hog Frenzy

    Joined:
    Apr 8, 2010
    Messages:
    20,465
    The sexual jewellery and hats :D
     
  24. monsta

    monsta CAUGHT YOUR FEVER

    Joined:
    Jun 18, 2008
    Messages:
    22,077
    Actually crying with laughter at all the things clamped to Belinda's nipples. And the gold penis earrings! And the BBC door handles!

    I was listening to last week's episode on the CityJet and I became so self conscious that I was literally HOWLING with laughter as we took off. (I was thinking about cabin 5B and Hazel's fluorescent watch).
     
  25. Tetris-Rock

    Tetris-Rock TRAY UP, BITCH

    Joined:
    May 24, 2006
    Messages:
    11,623
    Location:
    Scotland
    For the attention of Scottish Moopists and anyone that may be visiting, they are doing a few nights at the Fringe this year. :disco:
     
  26. monsta

    monsta CAUGHT YOUR FEVER

    Joined:
    Jun 18, 2008
    Messages:
    22,077
    And it sold out almost instantly about a month ago.
     
  27. COB

    COB Hog Frenzy

    Joined:
    Apr 8, 2010
    Messages:
    20,465
  28. VoR

    VoR Forever in our hearts #Justice4Barb

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2004
    Messages:
    109,103
    Location:
    Hawkins
    The Duchess writhing on the gravel nearly killed me today. :D

    And that ending! :o
     
  29. VoR

    VoR Forever in our hearts #Justice4Barb

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2004
    Messages:
    109,103
    Location:
    Hawkins


    :D !
     
    COB likes this.
  30. COB

    COB Hog Frenzy

    Joined:
    Apr 8, 2010
    Messages:
    20,465
    What an amazing chapter! Penelope Pitstop and her shite daughter are yet more classic characters :D
     
  31. monsta

    monsta CAUGHT YOUR FEVER

    Joined:
    Jun 18, 2008
    Messages:
    22,077
    I am literally SCREAMING!

    It's the insanely obscure references like the size of the footwells in the car which kill me!
     
    Ag and COB like this.
  32. COB

    COB Hog Frenzy

    Joined:
    Apr 8, 2010
    Messages:
    20,465
    A drum at the Lord Mayor's Show :disco:
     
  33. supermassive

    supermassive transpeople

    Joined:
    Jun 20, 2006
    Messages:
    1,040
    The Duchess NAKED AND SEXUALLY DESTROYED in the gravel killed me :D
     
    monsta likes this.
  34. Alex

    Alex Go fish

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2004
    Messages:
    30,727
    For anyone who doesn't listen to footnotes we were treated to this beauty the other week.



    Give me a tickle, baby show me the vole :disco:
     
  35. COB

    COB Hog Frenzy

    Joined:
    Apr 8, 2010
    Messages:
    20,465
    It's brilliant! I hadn't realised it was on Spotify :D

    I loved the idea of Belinda's STATE FUNERAL in today's footnotes.
     
    monsta likes this.
  36. monsta

    monsta CAUGHT YOUR FEVER

    Joined:
    Jun 18, 2008
    Messages:
    22,077
    I've been wearing my STAINED BLACK THONG all week in mourning :(
     
    Alex and COB like this.
  37. Lucille

    Lucille User

    Joined:
    Mar 21, 2013
    Messages:
    1,515
    What an amazing episode. The dreary start, the random cuts in time, Belinda whipping the duchesses clit for 20 minutes than abandoning her in the gravel for her servants to find. Speeding through the duchy wantonly because she won't get caught due to her royal connections, then crashing her mercedes shortly after!! It was almost WELL WRITTEN. The contrast between the domestiticity of the pony show and Belinda's violent sexuality in the latter half, Belinda finally facing the consequenses of her actions, she's been an agressive social climber and sexual deviant for 3 books now, and as a result of her smug, selfish and self-satisfied self, she's possibly DEAD. Lessons for us all to live by! I'm presuming she'll learn nothing and next chapter will be heartily tormenting the cervixes of several junior nurses.
     
    Alex, COB and monsta like this.
  38. monsta

    monsta CAUGHT YOUR FEVER

    Joined:
    Jun 18, 2008
    Messages:
    22,077
    You've got one of my 10s in MR for this post alone.
     
  39. monsta

    monsta CAUGHT YOUR FEVER

    Joined:
    Jun 18, 2008
    Messages:
    22,077
    In fact all the Belinkers do.

    Chicken kievs for everyone!
     
    Alex likes this.
  40. Lucille

    Lucille User

    Joined:
    Mar 21, 2013
    Messages:
    1,515
    I hope they've been PROPERLY DEFROSTED.
     

Share This Page