Belinda Blinked (My Dad Wrote A Porno podcast)

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  1. supermassive

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    I do hope Belinda in hospital means the return of BELLA by her bedside in a naughty nurse outfit.
     
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    How lovely to finally have a sex chapter, but I spent most of the episode thinking about their flagrant misuse of the word "cloaca" - they're blatantly about to get loads of tweets saying THAT'S WHAT BIRDS HAVE
     
  3. monsta

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    I'm only 15 minutes in but screaming at the image of Belinda lying with her tits out on the side of the road due to a flat tyre (?!)
     
  4. monsta

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    She read his body hair like Braille :D!
     
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  5. Crash

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    Marco was Brazilian.....and he knew it :D
     
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    I died at this.
     
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    Just starting this series... the Millennium Dome building have already killed me!
     
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    Very disappointed this week, I thought there'd be some actual fallout from her moral breakdown and cliffhanger last week. After all that speculation about doctors and nurses too.
     
  9. Phoenix

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    It fits with Rocky's style that there is no fallout. It was just an excuse for Belinda to get her tits out on the highway.
     
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  10. monsta

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    It's Belinda Blinked. If we wanted a coherent plot we'd be searching out the likes of RL Stine.

    And she fucked a Brazilian doctor from Boston on Harley Street!
     
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  11. monsta

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    I also DIED at

    'and for the THIRD TIME that day, BELINDA BLINKED'.

    What a milestone!
     
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  12. Ag

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    I will be seeing this live in 2 weeks. So excited!
     
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  13. Crash

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    I'm catching it in Edinburgh too....CANNOT WAIT
     
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  14. monsta

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    Dental floss vaginal garments!

    Distressed lettuce!

    I'm DYING!
     
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    I'd love a (roughly) 49 year-old man to STUFF his penis into my vagina while I snarl like a big cat.
     
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  16. lolly

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    That was possibly my favourite episode EVER.

    I do hope Bella is going to make an appearance soon, though.
     
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  17. monsta

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    It was a combination of the animalistic sex and the backstory of Claus (and his role which to paraphrase was the CEO and MD of the door to door coffee mornings).

    Just incredible.
     
  18. monsta

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    BLUE CHEESE FISH MOUSSE!
     
  19. Phoenix

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    Yum

    What was the name of her previous company? Cholera pans or something.
     
  20. monsta

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    TYPHOID :D!
     
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  21. monsta

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    At this point I really don't know if this entire thing has been an exercise in trolling but it's utterly blinding regardless.
     
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  22. lolly

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    Theriomorphic sex in the gravel of the Grosvenor patio

    WHAT A WOMAN
     
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  23. lolly

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    When it's this entertaining, who cares? :disco:

    It's hardly 'What's your favourite Simply Red song?', is it?
     
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    I don't think Rocky is self-aware enough to write knowingly for the "Dad Wrote a Porno" audience.
     
  25. lolly

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    Wasn't book three already written before the first book was made into the podcast anyway?
     
  26. Crash

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    Yeah book three was the last book he wrote before the podcast started
     
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    NORMAN TOGUI :D:D:D
     
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  28. monsta

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    I really need to stop driving while listening to this because the list of her references almost KILLED me :D

    I love that she was HEAD OF SWIMWEAR.
     
  29. lolly

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    Is this the new Footnotes?
     
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    Yup, Belinda's CV.

    N/A
     
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    This week's is the first to make me actually feel slightly queasy, with all the runny chocolate :o
     
  33. monsta

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    LIVING FLUID!

    The very masculine MADELEINE CHOCOLAT!

    :D!!!!
     
  34. Crash

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    CHOCOLAT CHOCOLATE
     
  35. Ag

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    Seeing this tomorrow. My lids are flapping.
     
  36. VoR

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    The game of MUSICAL CHAIRS culminating in everyone's clothes being nicked had me actually crying this week. :D

    And then Belinda casually reading business cards while getting fucked by at three men in the space of 10 minutes! :D
     
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  37. monsta

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    The discarded clothes being IMMEDIATELY bundled into vans to be distributed to the charity shops throughout Belgium! :D!
     
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  38. monsta

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    And then them casually chatting about the state of the Euro!

    Absolute genius.
     
  39. Crash

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    This part had me CRYING :D
     
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  40. Ag

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    I saw these guys last Thursday. It was very good and there were a lot of fan in the audience, but it did make me think how much of it is scripted, seeing as they performed an exclusive never heard before chapter that they do at every gig apparently.
     

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