Belinda Blinked (My Dad Wrote A Porno podcast)

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  1. Crash

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    Ive never had ANY doubt that they haven't been part of it in some way, but its still RIDICULOUSLY hilarious
     
  2. monsta

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    My labial lids are popping in anticipation for Giselle's hen party next week.

    I hope they've at least got her a wig.
     
  3. monsta

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    I know we say it every single week but I was literally CRYING with laughter at the image of the Glee Team bundled into the cargo hold of Hazel's ancient Spitfire that she uses to deliver the Guardian supplements to the Costa del Sol.

    UTTER
    UTTER
    GENIUS.
     
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    I listened to it while packed like a sardine on the bus to work and I couldn't go back and re-listen all the bits I loved, so I'll listen to it again.
    Really good once again.
    I wonder if they'll take a long gap again until the next book, since they already told us that books 4 and 5 are pretty much done.
     
  5. Crash

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    I am SO excited to see this on Friday
     
  6. COB

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    Oh stop being such a PISS HEAD Bella!
     
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  7. monsta

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    I just need to know WHO in TORREMOLINOS is reading the GUARDIAN!
     
  8. lolly

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    But weren't 2 and 3 also already written while they were podcasting the first? And they still waited for those.
     
  9. Crash

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    Thinking about them all in with helmets on in the HULL of a SPITFIRE between bundles of Guardian magazines with greatest ever FEMALE pilot Hazel up top nearly made me wet myself :D
     
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  10. Crash

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    Oh the LOLS were strong this week :D

    "Fuck off Hazel.Get in the sea"

    The Swedish virgin's running commentary on the ageing ladies

    "Right in her pinky"

    THRUST
     
  11. lolly

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    There's only a handful of chapters left, isn't there?

    I'm going to miss it massively. Straight back to book one for me when this finishes.
     
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    I was pissing myself laughing on the bus with this today. I have to listen to it again though, as I'm sure I missed a bunch of stuff.

    I'm going to do the same.
     
  13. VoR

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    I'm adding STANDARD SEX and PISSED AS A DUCK into my regular conversational rotation.
     
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    Marjorie's vaginal juices, "as bitter as her marriage" :D
     
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  15. monsta

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    The purple waterbed!
     
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    What a twist! I can't breathe :o
     
  17. lolly

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    I have a four hour train journey this morning. This should help a little of it go more quickly at least.
     
  18. monsta

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    WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

    I'm fingering Bella as the Special One.
     
  19. Phoenix

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    A cliffhanger :o

    The special one :D
     
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    Oh my god. What a cliffhanger. And what a series.
     
  21. COB

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    Me too, and I reckon Bella's a fake name - she really IS Donna, and Rocky made a slip-up back in book one.
     
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  22. lolly

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    :o
     
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    I'm thinking Giselle what with marrying Tony and all.
    What a genuinely amazing last chapter though :D
     
  24. lolly

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    I feel BEREFT now, if I'm honest
     
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    Definitely Giselle, not that Rocky has ever been one for for literary consistency, but the whole book is from Belinda's perspective, we know she's a practically braindead sociopath by now, the whole format is based on her inner monologue, you'd think she'd mention she's secretly SPYING at some point, rather than flicking between literally two subjects, pans and tits. All I can think to make such a scenario work is that she's been programmed and brainwashed to NOT REALISE she's spying, and her mind is RE-ANIMATED when she returns to East Berlin. Maybe if she'd been forced into an experimental MK-ULTRA, LSD induced detachment from her own self, it would explain her complete BANALITY.

    But no, Giselle has been whoring herself out for that proposal and promotion. I love the idea of it being Bella, but I'd hate it if my favourite charachter's personality was all a LIE :/
     
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    Saw Porno love, they did a pretty good job of pretending it was new. The audience participation was rather fun, loved the very expensive closing segment...:D
     
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    Has anyone else put on their sheep fluff coat and listened to the new Christmas episode yet? I'm twenty minutes in and already dying :D
     
  28. monsta

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    The Duchess’ plastic linen suit :D!
     
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    The duchess wearing it on a flight, with a panama hat, and all throughout dinner, before finally removing it in Belinda's bedroom.
     
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    I really did feel quite unwell at the
    perspiring pussy meat :gross:
     
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    I managed to listen half of it during my bus journey this morning and laughed hard at some bits, but overall (so far) found it quite subpar compared to the normal story.
    But I reserve judgement.
     
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    I tried listening to it in bed last night, but Mr L grew weary of my uncontrollable snorting. And I've just realised that I've forgotten my headphones today :evil:
     
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    I was screaming at the party for all the esteemed florists.

    Grouse pie for everyone!
     
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    Discover the identity of The Special One when they return for book four, on Monday 27th August :o
     
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    Slightly disappointed it's still over 4 months away.

    But I'll get over it by listening to book three and dining on distressed lettuce leaves and blue cheese fish mousse.
     
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    I think they're touring all over the place, aren't they? It makes sense.
     
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    About to watch this live :disco:

    Having met them all in the hotel foyer earlier this evening
     
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    It’s a tour exclusive chapter. It’s suitably weird and features the RSM’s. No sign of the Duchess yet though
     
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    :disco:

    Can't wait!!!
     

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