Brexit Negotiations

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  1. octophone

    octophone ADMIN, bitches!!

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    How FITTING.
     
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    Zu-Klara ALWAYS HORNY

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  3. Peekaboo

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    Ah, the audacity of the stupid! "The the Queens English". Try again LOVES.

    I once walked into an army barracks pub in Shooter's Hill full of JINGOISTIC PARAPHERNALIA and I enjoyed pointing out to the barman in my THICKEST Spanish accent that they had misspelt both SHAKSPEARE and DICKERNS in their beautiful Rule Britannia poem they had hanging on the wall.
     
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    ButterTart Heather Proud's 'Small'

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    octophone ADMIN, bitches!!

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    Twitter is, of course, full of people determined to believe the sign is fake because that's Twitter for you.
     
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    ButterTart Heather Proud's 'Small'

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    "I see people talking about this 'racist' poster, am I the only person who cares that the door is having its image splashed around without its consent?"
     
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  7. octophone

    octophone ADMIN, bitches!!

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    "I mean, it's typed. I can type. In fact, this is offensive to typists and that's oppression too, why are you oppressing me? You're the real racist."
     
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  8. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Like I saw someone comment on Twitter, nobody under 60 indents paragraphs like that.
     
  9. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    I have to say I questioned it. The timing seemed convenient and, y'know, PEOPLE.
     
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    I think that's another example of how difficult it has become to tell parody from reality in the Brexit years. It looks too "good"** to be true. Yet it is true.

    **not "good" as in actually good but as in comment-worthy, archetypal, indicative of a certain perception etc etc
     
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  11. Kate

    Kate most die in your bedroom

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    It was in Norwich and that's all I need to know.
     
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  12. Ag

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    People getting angry about signs and posters when FAR FAR WORSE TARGETED STUFF is posted online every second. These are just morons who don't know what a tweeter is.
     
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    Here we go - Boris tries to chuck out the papers that didn't support him i.e. The Mirror, Huffington Post, Independent etc from his Brexit press briefing. Even Kuenssberg and Peston walked out.

     
  14. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    lol too little too late.
     
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    I was just about to post this. I mean...WHAT THE FUCK.

    I shouldn´t be suprised, but still...WHAT.THE.FUCK :manson:
     
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    I mean I’d rather have trump than this OWN BRAND version were stuck with.
     
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    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

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    LOL

     
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    This is part of the doublespeak. In the same way that they don't want the word "Brexit" used any more, they;re no longer talking about "No Deal", they instead use the phrase "an Australian model" in the hope of making people think that's something other than "no deal".
     
  19. ameraal

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    your lot is definitely a whole more subversive and sinister.
     
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  20. Zu-Klara

    Zu-Klara ALWAYS HORNY

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    Now we’ve actually left the EU and the tears have dried, I can’t wait for the end of the year because there’s a lot you can do with powdered egg, and brick dust makes for a very tasty thickener. PM me for recipes xxx
     
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  21. Win_the_game

    Win_the_game Il resto scompare

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    LIQUID PARAFFIN AND SHREDDED NEWSPAPERS FOR ALL!! :bruised:
     
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    Candle wax porridge anyone?
     
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    ButterTart Heather Proud's 'Small'

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    Thanks to lost EU funding, we now only have one ESOL course running in this entire town (which depends MASSIVELY on migrant labour), and even they are charging £5 a lesson now. We’ve also just found out our local ambulance station is being scrapped.
    Thank GOD the Tories won a massive majority around here or we’d really be in the shit.
     
  25. octophone

    octophone ADMIN, bitches!!

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    No, it's the opposite. I've said this before but I absolutely mean it. If they can win seats like yours whilst doing fuck all but cut, they will not only keep cutting, they will go hog wild and laugh at you in the process. They are not just corrupt, they're nasty, mean, cruel.
     
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    ButterTart Heather Proud's 'Small'

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    The worry is that the thick fucks around here will still just carry on supporting them. Everything shit that happens will be somebody else’s fault.
     
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    Exactly the strategy.
     
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    Haha.....TWAT.

    I'm looking forward to more stories from Brexiteers not getting "their" Brexit as the year progesses.

    Buckle up folks!
     
  30. big ron

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    Soz Col but thats EXACTLY what you voted for.
     
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    I best not get any shit at the ferry port tomorrow. Might print out some pictures of me trying to incite a pro EU riot.
     
  32. octophone

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    He's getting absolutely fucking dragged over that tweet and quite right too. Typical little Englander: "Out of my way, inferiors, Her Majesty The Queen has requested my safe passage. What do you mean there's a queue?" *instant meltdown*
     
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    Pointless waiting around at the airport is good and pro-EU, actually. Take that Brexiteers.
     
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    Sorry for those who didn't vote Leave, but HA! Deserved, what an idiot.
     
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  35. Win_the_game

    Win_the_game Il resto scompare

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    Looking through his twitter, Col is a prize cunt.

    A brexiteer and a misogynist to boot.
     
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    ButterTart Heather Proud's 'Small'

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    I want more of these stories. The silly cunts are going to have to learn that dismissing the truth as ‘project fear’ was a bit of a stupid thing to do.
     
  37. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    I'm just CROSS that SUELLA isn't QUITE an anagram of USELESS
     
  38. octophone

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    Oh, don't you worry. This is mere foreplay compared to what's coming in the summer when people start missing connecting flights and getting turned back for being drunk.
     
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    Plot twist - turns out Colin was wrong to blame the delay on Brexit - the airport is being refurbished and is therefore partially closed and they had some new staff on the job, hence the delay.
     
  40. Beverley

    Beverley I Don't Wanna Change A THI-ING

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    i think we can still use the EU lines at airports until Dec, no?
     

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