"Select your delivery date" OK. I'll plump for Friday. *24 hours later* "We're delivering your parcel today". Eh? I said Friday...well, OK, I guess it's same difference, I'm not going anywhere. "Hermes will deliver your parc..." AAAAAAARRRGGGHHHH NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Well Hermes have been and gone already. I was like "why is this prick taking a photo of my feet? Weirdo!" then I realised he was taking a picture of the package in my open doorway because they can't take signatures at the minute. Everything in the package was soft so all is well.
I'm not yet at the stage where I can watch Father Ted without thinking of Linehan. It's a bit like The Smiths and Morrissey, I'll probably get there some day. I hope I do anyway - it would be a shame if I never got to watch "Kicking Bishop Brennan Up The Arse" ever again.
Perhaps skip the ones he appears in, which according to Wiki is "Good Luck Father Ted", "Entertaining Father Stone", "Flight Into Terror", "Cigarettes, Alcohol and Rollerblading" and "Chirpy Burpy Cheap Sheep". oh no, Father Stone is one of the best
I still find Father Ted watchable, in spite of Linehan. There are so many other people involved in a TV show or a film that it feels like it mildly dilutes his cuntishness. It's similar to the way that I'm much more willing to listen to The Smiths than to solo Morrissey.
That's just going to feed his victim complex, innit? We could however offer a viewing enhancement service via Moopy where we come to your house with a large and hold it over GL's face every time he shows up.
For some reason my work laptop doesn't like the font that's been used for the "this claim is disputed" lines
I’ve seen Nigella Lawson twice on tv today giving a tutorial on how to butter toast. Are things that bad? Since working from home I’ve realised how bad daytime tv can be.
Well we all know Spectacles Wearer of the Year (run by @Star) is a bestiality ring. "I'm not an animal fan" MY FURRY ARSE
Had my final surgery (if all goes well, fingers crossed) of this shitty year today and already back home. Hurrah.
