Britney's Indefinite Work Hiatus: The Instagram Years

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  1. OutSynk

    OutSynk My name is Matilda.

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    And hunni haven’t you heard those chainsaw synths during the verses of Hold It Against Me? They still bop.
     
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    Jark no gem too sultry

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    sorry hunty, in 2011 I was a bit too busy getting my life to Born This Way to bother with lesser imitations of industrial pop from other gherls who lacked the finesse to pull such things off. :rolleyes:
     
  3. Dark Carnival

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    Busy getting your life to lesser imitations of a Madonna song hah :eyes:

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  4. OutSynk

    OutSynk My name is Matilda.

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  5. POP!

    POP! Fade away, radiate

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    SHUT IT

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    Till the World Ends is still orbiting planet perfecto as far as I'm concerned.

    Christ, even GALA had a bash at dub-step:

     
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    this post just gave me a BONER
     
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  8. OutSynk

    OutSynk My name is Matilda.

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    Why is she speaking like this
     
  9. POP!

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    She sounds anxious, but she’s sounded like that for awhile. And I think she uses some app to speed up her voice for some reason.
     
  10. straightorbroken

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    Pssst. Anyway, the way it looks of it (like it's speaking and peeing at the same time), the audition to play Heather Locklear getting arrested for a DUI is still going.
     
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    Soldi Candide Crush

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  13. OutSynk

    OutSynk My name is Matilda.

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    It's always the COMMENTS that are the best bits about these Insta posts.

    as an orthodontist, im concerned with whats going on with her teeth. as a kid i used to admire them so much, now she has diastemas in both upper and lower teeth. could either be an orthodontic relapse or aggressive periodontitis secondary to diabetes.

    Summer is still going = torture and abuse is still going even if I am posting videos

    Something's not right here!!! The rocking back and forth, the shaking in her voice, she sounds like she's reading from a screen.... her team is setting this up!!!!

    The fact that she is always talking nonsense and things that we never asked means that she is giving us a sign by not giving a sign.

    I'm scared for her
     
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    Is she trolling us? Every time I feel some sympathy for her my cynical brain tells me it might all be a windup.

    Irrespective of this can someone please tell her Instagram is no more or some such.
     
  15. ameraal

    ameraal la loi de murphy

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    i liked them both at the time but they sound so dated and slight. hiam's best bit was always the chorus. i also remember the video being hailed as a return to form (wasn't everything?) but she is so stiff in it. pass!
     
  16. POP!

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    I will co-sign this. Femme Fatale was brilliantly orchestrated as a campaign but she was definitely absent especially all those promo performances. The videos were all well polished and produced too, but again she was missing in action until "I Wanna Go"/"Criminal" when something finally clicked.
     
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    """""Britney""""" at the beach :eyes:

     
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    The ratty extensions make it believable tbh. :emoji_thinking:
     
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    Iguana One two CHA CHA CHA

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    She doesn't need as face mask with that hair
     
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    This reminds me I need hot BF
     
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  21. POP!

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    NO ONE:
    BRIT: Here are my top five beach tips in the middle of October...



    And dancing seductively to "Justify My Love" :D

     
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    These were all posted in the past TWO HOURS. She is trying to tell us something

     
  23. OutSynk

    OutSynk My name is Matilda.

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    Was just gonna post the Justify My Love one. Girl what is you doing.
     
  24. OutSynk

    OutSynk My name is Matilda.

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    Mood Ring remixes out now btw.
     
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    It's official, she has lost her ability to "dance" :shock:
     
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    KindaCool Kick Rocks. Eat dirt.

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    "The Rarities" Out Now.
     
  27. Peekaboo

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    This is all so creepy it's kind of not even funny anymore.

    "This is EXACTLY THE SAME TOP I wore to the beach three days ago...". Is she building an ALIBI with these videos?
     
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    I think it mostly proves she can't do choreo!
     
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    She was completely different four years ago. I remember thinking how she'd turned a corner and was getting back to her normal self.

    She's regressed so much since. It's really painful to see
     
  30. straightorbroken

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    Well at least her hopefully straight boyfriend is hot.
     
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  31. ameraal

    ameraal la loi de murphy

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    the whole thing is like watching a prolonged car crash. only it's happening really slowly and there are people liking and commenting in real-time.
     
  32. Pipo

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    The Handmaid's Tale Feat. Britney

     
  33. Loufoque

    Loufoque BATTLE FOR YOUR LIFE

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    It's really very sad.
     
  34. OutSynk

    OutSynk My name is Matilda.

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    She’s fine, y’all


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    callmeae_03 is it just me or does she look more and more beaten up each day?
     
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  35. Peekaboo

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    The racoon make-up isn't helping.

    This will do NOTHING but REVIVE the conspiracy theories. "I've never been happier in my life guys" *looks completely dead-eyed*
     
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  36. OutSynk

    OutSynk My name is Matilda.

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    I’m the happiest I’ve ever been in my life *looks aside*
     
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  37. POP!

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    If you’re the happiest you ever been in your life, Brit, then give us an ALBUM OF BOPS
     
  38. Jark

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    I mean we really don't need an insider who once wiped her arse in 2015 to spill the shocking truth (without being able to go into specifics, natch) because those videos are a lot more disturbing than any lukewarm insider tea.
     
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  39. OutSynk

    OutSynk My name is Matilda.

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    Still, I would like to know what our conspiracy expert @Mugatu thinks of all of this.
     
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    ZZ eternally ruffled feathers

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    She's really weird. You can tell someone forced her to record that video.
     

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