Brutally Honest - Mel Beh (second autobiography)

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  1. Halli

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    Yes, it's coming. The follow up to 2002 Richard & Judy Book club snubbed 'Catch a Fire'

    The tell-all memoir from the loudest, proudest Spice Girl and the truth behind the headlines.
    As one-fifth of the iconic Spice Girls and judge on X Factor and America's Got Talent, Melanie Brown, aka Scary Spice, has been an international star since her 20s.
    Brutally Honest is an exposé of the struggles and acute pain that lay behind the glamour and success. With deep personal insight, remarkable frankness and trademark Yorkshire humour, the book removes the mask of fame and reveals the true story behind the Spice Girls, as well as the horror of her most recent marriage and her 10-year struggle to be free.
    The audiobook edition will feature narration from Melanie, her daughter Phoenix and Melanie’s mother.
    Release date: 27.11.18
     
  2. Mugatu

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    For years I have wondered how this brave, strong woman manages to survive. I can only hope it reveals as many shocking secrets as This Is Me! Mel B!
     
  3. Pipo

    Pipo Gossip is the devil’s telephone, best to hang up!

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    omg an ESSENTIAL AUDIOBOOK (though not as essential to mankind as a VOOK©)

    so basicalleh, this is MEH Mel BEH *cackles*
     
  4. octophone

    octophone smack your lips (clap your teeth)

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    Jeez, this'll be in Poundland by March.
     
  5. VoR

    VoR Forever in our hearts #Justice4Barb

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    Well I'm happy her relationship with her mother has (presumably) been repaired. I believe they were estranged for a long time on account of her abusive ex.
     
  6. Ag

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    Wishful thinking.
     
  7. Rita

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    I don’t think I will even buy this, and I bought The GC: How To Be A Diva. :zombie:
     
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  8. Rita

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    Did I just say that out loud?
     
  9. Suomi

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    The only Mel B merchandise I own is “Tell Me” on tape, bought at a time when I just couldn’t come back from Woolworths empty-handed on account of my depression and low self-esteem.

    We stopped buying cassette singles when my brother bought Gorillaz’s “Clint Eastwood” and my mum got it jammed in the car stereo and we had to listen to a looped “I’m happy but I’m feeling sad” again and again for the twenty minute drive home. That single reached #4 in the charts but after that horror of an incident I never thought it was deserved.
     
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  10. Commotion

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    According to Wendy Williams, Mel is utterly broke, and that her AGT salary is confiscated by the IRS to pay her tax bill.

    Even with her "With deep personal insight, remarkable frankness and trademark Yorkshire humour" (not to mention her love of dildos and minge) who iso is actually going to buy a Mel BEH autobiographEH in 2018?
     
  11. monsta

    monsta CAUGHT YOUR FEVER

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    She is FUCKING BRUTAL.
     
  12. SDF

    SDF The Wait is Over

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    I’m surprised Si didn’t give her the X Factor gig if she is so broke
     
  13. octophone

    octophone smack your lips (clap your teeth)

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    FINALLY!! Someone let me outta mah cage...
     
  14. Commotion

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    Americans can tolerate her. In the UK she is hardly universally loved, respected and cherished like GERU, so he wouldn't thrown her a bone (and knowing our Mel she'd think the bone was a dildEH and do 'erself an injurEH.
     
  15. Halli

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    Seminal underground classic Lip Lock ft Ludacris to be given away free with audio version of the pamphlet
     
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  16. Commotion

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    HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Geru + Mel BEH Lip Lock.

    OUT NOW!
     

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