ButterTart: "Ask Me Anything"

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  1. ButterTart

    ButterTart Welcome to die

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    Due to overwhelming public demand, I've decided to do one of these. Fire away, and I will do my best to be as noncommittal and evasive as humanly possible.
     
  2. Kalabaliken

    Kalabaliken Pop Precision Since 1978

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    What's the most shameful thing you have ever done?
     
  3. Suomi

    Suomi Super Moderator

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    Everyone's going to bed now ButterTart, ain't nobody got time for this
     
  4. Madison

    Madison Everything goes up by six

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    It's April 1945, and you're in a bunker in Berlin. Your new husband's plans for world domination are in ruins and any day now the allies are going to be at the door.

    To cheer him up you decide to play a board game with him. Which board game do you choose?
     
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    Would you piss on Kelly Osbourne if she was on fire?
     
  6. ButterTart

    ButterTart Welcome to die

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    As a child, I stole my friend's bike and smashed it with bricks because it was the same as mine, but then we're ALL cunts when we're kids. As an adult, I have - on more than one occasion - drunkenly pissed the bed in someone else's house. One time it was the sofa - I didn't tell them, and as I was leaving my friend's housemate sat down on it and I heard her go 'The cushion's fucking soaking!'.

    I never went back there.
     
  7. ButterTart

    ButterTart Welcome to die

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    I know, I pick my moments impeccably.
     
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    Stories Jark would be proud of.
     
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    Sarah Brightman and Enya are trapped in a burning castle and you can only save one - who do you choose? Neither is not an option.
     
  10. ButterTart

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    :D! Well, I was going to say Buckaroo, but that starts more drama than it resolves.

    I'm going for Risk. After about an hour of that, being shot in the face by an allied trooper would be a BLESSING.
     
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    Yes, because I doubt a stream of piss would be enough to put the fire out, so it's just one extra kick in the tits for her.
     
  12. ButterTart

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    Oh Enya, she's done at least one song I like.

    I can never forgive Sarah Brightman for forcing me to watch her necking on with Cliff Richard in the All I Ask of You video.
     
  13. Kalabaliken

    Kalabaliken Pop Precision Since 1978

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    :D Did the friend ever mention it to you? I'd have been mortified!
     
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    Do you think Terry Waite is circumcised?
     
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    I was! The friend never mentioned it AT ALL until one time when we were among a group of people, and she casually reminded me of that time I pissed on her sofa.

    I blame everyone but myself for what happened. I have a staggeringly low tolerance to alcohol, but people insisted on buying me shots.
     
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    A better answer would be that you would rather enter the burning castle and die with your heroes rather than save only one, but this is acceptable. Enya is superior after all
     
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    I have never once contemplated Terry Waite's cock, but my gut instinct is no. He just doesn't seem that daring.
     
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    This was my third option, but I thought I was being forced into a Sophie's Choice scenario (Only harder, since she throws her daughter at that officer before he's even finished speaking).
     
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    Is it appropriate for a restaurant in Sidcup to be named 'Sophie's Choice'?

    (It opened in 1984)
     
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    I'd actively ENCOURAGE it.
     
  21. ButterTart

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    Full disclosure, though, I'm too provincial to know exactly where Sidcup is.
     
  22. Madison

    Madison Everything goes up by six

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    Where do you hail from?
     
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    Is your brother's last name also Tart?
     
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    Please rank the members of JLS in order of hotness.
     
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    Penelope AND SHAVE OUR EYEBROWS

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    Have you ever combined sex with drugs? If not, why?
     
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    Eurythmics or Annie Lennox solo?
     
  27. Madison

    Madison Everything goes up by six

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    Who specifically did you vote for in the last General Election?
     
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    Madison Everything goes up by six

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    Should I have used 'whom' in the last question?
     
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    ButterTart Welcome to die

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    Bolton, by way of Nuneaton.
     
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    Yes, Custard and I share the same father.
     
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    Off the top of my head:

    1. The one that said 'Merry Christmas'
    2. Aston
    3. The very black one
    4. Mr Rochelle Wiseman
     
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    No, the reason being that I'm a HORRENDOUS prude and I can rarely ever stomach sex, unless there's some kind of reward in it for me.
     
  33. ButterTart

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    Here Comes the Rain Again is my JAM, so Eurythmics all the way.

    Also, and I don't know if anyone else here has noticed, but Annie Lennox comes off as a bit of a supercilious CUNT every now and again.
     
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    I did not vote in the last General Election, as I have still never registered myself to vote in Bolton and I forgot to get my postal vote sorted.
     
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    Only if the sentence had been 'For WHOM did you vote in the last General Election'.
     
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    Which constituency do you live in?
     
  37. Penelope

    Penelope AND SHAVE OUR EYEBROWS

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    Have you ever been a sex worker?
     
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    Should I start watching Angels In America or go to bed?
     
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    What do you wear to bed?

    What does the Queen wear to bed? (obviously she's a lizard but what does she hide her SCALES under, like)
     
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    Are you a fan of the actor Patrick Wilson?
     

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