ButterTart: "Ask Me Anything"

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  1. ButterTart

    ButterTart Welcome to die

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    Mugatu a marginalized clown

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    The staircases in my house have perilously low ceilings, it's quite uncomfortable and makes me think that by moving here, my mum wanted me dead or at least mentally impaired.

    And I did wonder that. I think she knows that not everyone can handle it. She just knows that everyone can try.
     
  3. ButterTart

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    It's old pubs I can't manage. There's a sixteenth century pub in Bolton, and it was clearly purpose built for midgety olden day people. Four pints of Thatchers and going to the toilet carries the very real threat of decapitation.

    As far as Cher goes, she clearly never found life after love. Navel-gazing classic 'The Music's No Good Without You' was a full three years later and she was STILL moping around.
     
  4. Phoenix

    Phoenix L to the OG

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    :D
     
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    Would you rather:

    1. Prince Charles becomes king tomorrow OR UKIP wins a parliamentary majority?
    2. Sleep with Rosie O'Donnell OR dine with Cheryl F-V?
    3. Get ordained as a Catholic priest and fondle little boys OR convert to radical Islam?
    4. Kylie retire from showbiz now OR Jimmy Savile gets acquitted of all charges?
     
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  6. ButterTart

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    OOOH!!

    1. Charlie to become king. I've always quite liked the chap.
    2. Dine with Cheryl. I'd imagine she'd leave quite a lot of her meal, which means I get seconds.
    3. That's the hardest question I've been asked so far. I'd have to go for radical Islam. I don't like touching adults, so kids would be a bridge too far for me.
    4. Kylie to retire. I know Saville's dead so it doesn't matter to him one way or the other, but I'm nothing if not moral.
     
  7. Phoenix

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    What's your least favorite sexual activity (sex is not an acceptable answer)?

    How many licks does it take to the center of the?
     
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    ANYTHING oral. My rule of thumb is that if piss (or shit) comes out of it, it goes nowhere near my mouth. This goes for receiving as well.

    You didn't finish your thought, so I'm going to guess that you mean a Cornetto. I'd say 10-12 decent sized ones before you're touching wafer.
     
  9. Indie

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    ButterTart or ButtTarter?
     
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    Randy Orton, Randy Newman or Randy Savage?
     
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    ButterTartest
     
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    What do you think is the most offensive word in English?
     
  13. Phoenix

    Phoenix L to the OG

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    What types of drugs have you tried and which is your favorite?
     
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    Who on moopy, and you have to pick at least one, do you dislike the most?
     
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    Who on Moopy would you break the no oral rule for?
     
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    Randy Savage. I can drop an expert Randy Savage elbow so long as you don't mind a punctured lung.
     
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    Weirdly, it's pig. It's the only word I reserve for people I truly hate.
     
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    Weed, ecstasy, coke, speed, mushrooms, a couple of those legal highs a few years back. Ecstasy is my favourite but I've been out of the game too long and I know I'll go full Leah Betts if I ever have it again.
     
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    That's a difficult question, since I've honestly never had a bad experience with everyone. I'm going to go for Boopy, since he was a bit irritating. Feeble answer I know.
     
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    I'm risking paedo status, but I'd say JTK. I'm basing that purely on physical appearance, and I'm sure she keeps a tidy minge which would help matters.(Sorry JTK!)
     
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    You inherit 5 million dollars the same day aliens land on the earth and say they're going to blow it up in 2 days. What do you do?
     
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    Well, a lot of drugs, obviously. I'm a proper coward, so I'd probably be offering the money to anyone who can get me off the planet to safety.
     
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    ButterTart, are you STRAIGHT?
     
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    Yeah. More than anything else, anyway. I really am BLOTTING my copybook this week, aren't I?
     
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    Oh far from. There's nothing a gay likes more than snouting round the UNOBTAINABLE :horny:
     
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    So you actually like wrestling for wrestling sake and not just a fetish for men in spandex?
     
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    I'd say 'undesirable' more than unobtainable, but hooray either way!!
     
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    Well, Ric Flair could wear a mean y-front, but by and large it's because I love it as a 'sport'.
     
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    Have you DABBLED then? Even a lesbian until graduation, gay in prison, sort of thing? (feel free to ignore this blatant restraining order fodder)

    City or United? (or Bolton, I suppose)
     
  30. Beryl

    Beryl Boy stop, step awaaaaay.

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    Would you rather take a shot of bin juice or a shot of the liquid that collects at the bottom of the toothbrush holder pot?
     
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    Would you like to spend the rest of your life watching your parents have sex or get involved just to stop it? :)
     
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    :D I do always like a question which aims to unveil the extent of OEDIPAL LUSTINGS
     
  33. Madison

    Madison Everything goes up by six

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    Cyndi or Scooch?
     
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    Mmm, it's Angel Delight for afters. We little angels love its light, milky taste. Thanks mum. But would you prefer BUTTERSCOTCH or STRAWBERRY?

    THERE IS ONLY ONE CORRECT ANSWER

    :hitler:
     
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    Oh I've dipped a toe, but I didn't get anything out of it. Should really have just used my penis.

    And City, although Villa are my team (Not that I'm massively into football).
     
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    The shite at the bottom of toothbrush holders should be used as a torture method in Central Asian jails. I'd have to take the shot of bin juice.
     
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    Oh God, I wouldn't like to do either. I suppose if I was forced I'd get desensitised to watching after a bit, whereas I don't think there's any recovering from slipping your own mother a length.
     
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    Scooch, and unashamedly so.
     
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    I move for a ban.
     
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    First of all, :D - I've never been asked a question in such a whimsical way before. Second of all, people who don't say butterscotch are letting the terrorists win.
     
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