can someone please explain the pointy things in Gaga's FACE please (funky discovers irony)

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  1. funky

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    I noticed them during the Born This Way video and thought someone had digitally enhanced her cheekbones to overaccentuate her gaunt features... but then I noticed the same thing on American Idol yesterday.

    WHAT IS IT? Is she now just so thin that her cheekbones are sticking through the side of her face?

    THAT'S DISGUSTING.
     
  2. Phoenix

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    it's ART funky, didn't you get the memo?? everything Gaga does is instantly cool.
     
  3. Halli

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    Well, first of all," she says, "they're not prosthetics. They're my bones."

    Okay, so when did the bones appear?

    "They've always been inside of me, but I have been waiting for the right time to reveal to the universe who I truly am."

    Did she will them to come out for this album?

    "They come out when I'm inspired."
     
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    She's RECREATING music. JESUS funké :rolleyes:
     
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    Oh just FUCK OFF :manson:
     
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  6. Loufoque

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    She was BORN THAT WAY funks :basil:
     
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    i want some. they make her look so SKINNY.
     
  8. funky

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    are we expected to believe that they weren't there before and have now just APPEARED because she lost weight? :confused:

    or maybe she used to hide them but now just doesn't give a fuck? Is that why the lighting on all her early videos is so bright?

    If it's a SKELETAL CONDITION then fine. But the way she accentuates them on current artwork is disgusting. Having your skin pressed against your skull like that is NOT A HOT LOOK. She's a poster icon for anorexics everywhere.
     
  9. Christian

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    OH FUNKS

    She was born out of that EGG at the Grammys too :D
     
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    Is funky for real with this?
     
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    If you turn the brightness down when you watch the early videos, you can actually SEE THEM
     
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  14. Mats

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    taking the OMF to new extremes
     
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    Surely that was just to help disguise that big conk of a nose of hers.
     
  16. Halli

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    Funky is taking the piss, right?
     
  17. Christian

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    Moopy Gold NOW
     
  18. Mats

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    she has five breasts too but you only see them when she puts on weight

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    That explains why she wasn't topless in the early videos! I did think it odd...
     
  20. Mats

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    it must be some job finding that middle road
     
  21. Loufoque

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    It looks like funky was BORN THAT WAY too

    BORN RETARDED :(
     
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    Poor OMF
     
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    Mats for post of the week
     
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    The first OFFICIAL PoL :disco:
     
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    thank god i entered this thread
    brightened up a sick sad dia
     
  30. funky

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    NOPE

    STILL NON THE WISER

    what is it exactly? Is someone going to give me a straight answer?

    I guess I could have just looked at GOOGLE. But isn't that what YOU LOT ARE HERE FOR?
     
  31. Loufoque

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    They're just prosthetics she uses to make a point about how some people are BORN DIFFERENT but we should LOVE THEM regardless
     
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    and how would I have KNOWN THAT exactly unless I was an ORANGE GAI frequently and excitedly reading about every word she utters?

    also: what a DAFT CUNT (Gaga, not me)
     
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    i really really want some
     
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    she looks like an alien

    maybe that was the idea
     
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    You honestly think she could have HIDDEN them with LIGHTING for three years?
     
  36. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    oh maybe not :zombie:

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  37. funky

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    oh GAYS

    if I need an IRONY WARNING every time I OPEN MY MOUTH there's really no POINT is there

    I thought we'd moved PAST THIS
     
  38. Loufoque

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    So this whole thread was ironic?
     
  39. Jark

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    They really are AWFUL in every way aren't they? :D

    They're inspired by some French artist who is renowned for LIVING HER ART and she actually had horns implanted FOR REAL, surgically, non-removable

    She looks DISGUSTING now
     
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    A bit like BULBASAUR in fact
     

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