Carolynne: Chris Maloney Called Me a Cunt

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  1. PercyPig

    PercyPig The Last of Us

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    I think we've all come across a person like Christopher before. You can tell they all hated him with the little snide jokes they'd make on Xtra Factor.
     
  2. Ag

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    Every single contestant who let the show seemed to make some comment about him after. Clearly a truly dreadful human being.
     
  3. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Whilst it sounds like Carolynne had the right idea (regarding "staff" etc), if someone ENTIRELY blanked me, I think I'd be likely to call them a cunt as well...
     
  4. VoR

    VoR Forever in our hearts #Justice4Barb

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    Yeah she did kind of SKIM OVER that bit. :D
     
  5. Dark Carnival

    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

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    Chris is axctly the kind of cunt I would totally blank out and act as if he wasn't there. So I totally understand her.
     
  6. PercyPig

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    I love the thought of him FLOUNCING IN somewhere and them all turning their backs to him.
     
  7. funky

    funky FIRE AND BLOOD

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    oh lovely :D more QUEENY CHRIS stories please. I'd love it to come out that he really WAS a complete wanker

    AM NORRA BAD PEEEERSUN. AH DUNNO WHY THEH MEEEEEEDIEH AH SAYIN THOSE THINNNNNNNGS!
     
  8. funky

    funky FIRE AND BLOOD

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    I love the way his dad has claimed his son is getting away from the furore but told the media the exact location of where he's staying :D
     
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    This 'scandal' is the best thing to come out of the Xfactor. What a prize bellend.
     
  10. Kalabaliken

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    I love how they just GLOSS OVER the fact that she blanked him! :D We've all experienced an EVIL QUEEN like Christopher once in a while, who thinks they are better than everyone else and tries to HOG the limelight. The revelation of the voting results will only stoke his ego.

    However getting kicked off the tour for swearing at someone is a BIT MUCH. It must be a catalogue of incidents for them to take that drastic actiobn, if indeed it is true! The only offers Chris is going to get is from people to SMASH his FACE in!
     
  11. Ellie

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    This is the only time I wish Sharon Osbourne had been back on the show. Maybe Christopher can form a duo with Steve Brookstein.
     
  12. No Good Advice

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    I kind of Love the image of a still plastered from a heavy night in Cruz Chris storming on stage reeling off the word CUNT to that bunch of PISSANTS.
     
  13. Halli

    Halli sippin' champagne from a paper cup

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    She obviously blanked him for a reason though
     
  14. Dark Carnival

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    Yes, he's a CUNT
     
  15. RobotBoy

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    Because they're all terrible cunts with hollow dreams?
     
  16. Halli

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    A couple of months up in the air and RB is already sticking the knife in to the people he used to run about after :D
     
  17. RobotBoy

    RobotBoy BANG BANG

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    A couple more months and I'll be TWISTING IT! :disco:
     
  18. jivafox

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    She was obviously bitter about being booted off first.

    not saying Maloney isn't a prat.
     
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  19. funky

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    poor Same Difference :(
     
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    Yay, he was so obviously a massive cunt, I'm glad it's all coming out now.
     
  21. straightorbroken

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    A vile ugly drunk lashing out at people. Glad he didn't get away with it, even if there was obvious car-crash value.
     
  22. Eileen

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    I'm A Celebrity next year then?
     
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    I'll be happy with an interview on This Morning, but want more revelations first.
     
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    Maloney AND Carolynne for Celebrity Big Brother!
     
  25. No Good Advice

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    OH MY GOOD GOD THIS IS BRILLIANT

    FUCK YOU CHRIS, AND YER NANNA! :D

    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/m4kMEPCRpTE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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    "What if it's trans?" :D
     
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    OMG! :D
     
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    God imagine the shame, being thrown out of the New Union.

    I laughed, but the lad was a bit of a cunt let's face it. Still would though.
     
  29. Kalabaliken

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    He was such a CUNT, but actually quite funny. To be fair to Tulisa and Marvin, they took it well, you need to expect this kind of thing when you're famous. Chris just acted like a TWAT. :D
     
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  30. funky

    funky FIRE AND BLOOD

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    "Jade you were robbed you should have won!"

    "You shouldn't really."
     
  31. Kalabaliken

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    Oh and :D at the Rylan/Pat Butcher comment. So TRUE!
     
  32. funky

    funky FIRE AND BLOOD

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    do you sign off every post with that? :D
     
  33. dUb

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    I LOVE Marvin in that :horny:
     
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    He's completely horrible but he's really cute.

    Ha @ the trans baby bit especially.
     
  35. Dark Carnival

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    That was fabulous!
     
  36. PercyPig

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    Did Helen Flannigan actually have anywhere to go to as she strutted off down the high street alone? :D
     
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    Unless I'm posting about Eileen.
     
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    Are people being mean about my Eileen?
     
  40. Sharla

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    I thought the guy in the video was John from Great British Bake Off at first.

    Maloney though, what a vile, vile queen. He'll still think the world owes him a living, getting sacked for violent outbursts when he's 40, but it will be someone else's fault. What's amazing is that he has a boyfriend.
     

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