Carolynne: Chris Maloney Called Me a Cunt

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  1. PercyPig

    PercyPig The Last of Us

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    Is his boyfriend not the PRZIED CUNT from the call centre? Imagine them two working together fucking off to the canteen every 2 minutes for a coffee and issuing threats like "You fucking grass us up Nathan and we'll fucking cut you"
     
  2. Sharla

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    And when someone calls them out on it he complains they're being ommophobic.
     
  3. Kratz

    Kratz Pearl in the shell.

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    That boy is terrible, but very funny. Poor old good-natured Marvin sincerely answering questions about his baby. :D
     
  4. Ag

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    Indeed the stalker boy amuses as much as he irritates.
     
  5. Sharla

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    That's probably why he's back on. If I was producing Celebrity Big Brother I'd be desperate to have Maloney on.
     
  8. straightorbroken

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    What has Rylan said?
     
  9. Kalabaliken

    Kalabaliken Pop Precision Since 1978

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    It was one of the articles where Carolynne and Kye were saying things about him. It mentioned they spoke to Rylan too and he wasn't too complimentary about him either. I'll see if I can find it.
     
  10. Jark

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    MALONEY SPEAKS

    He writes like somebody whose third language is English.
     
  11. Eileen

    Eileen All the better to see you with, my dear.

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    He's playing G-A-Y on the 29th. You get FREE ENTRY if you BRING YOUR NAN :basil:
     
  12. VoR

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    Does it specify that the grandma has to be alive?
     
  13. straightorbroken

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    I'm imagining you and this week's twink - as in you dressed in granny drag.
     
  14. Dr Lecter

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    My nan would have burnt his face with a woodbine and kicked him in
     
  15. Tischlampe

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    Are you FUCKING SERIOUS. I feel offended for my poor late nan. Seriously :( :(
     
  16. Tischlampe

    Tischlampe 'alooooo

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    NOt that I'd have taken her in A MILLION YEARS just btw.
     
  17. PercyPig

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    I love that he's gutted he didn't win. Like couldn't hear the BOO'S EVERY WEEK and he thought he was genuine contender (Yeah I know he won every vote but it was always going to DROP OFF).
     
  18. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I love that he's gutted as well. But you can't really blame him for thinking he was a real contender, however ridiculous it was.
     
  19. PercyPig

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    Short of the early voting leaks how would he know he was doing well? Well enough to win?
     
  20. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    He knew he was a public choice to be there in the first place. He knew he was seeing off people who were rated above him. By week 7 he knew he was one of only two acts left who hadn't been in the bottom two.
     
  21. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    And besides which he's clearly got the EGO to think he was a real contender, regardless of how well he may or may not been doing.
     
  22. PercyPig

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    This is true.
     
  23. lolly

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    He probably really sucked up all the 'public vote' crap that was put on his shoulders as well, particularly by Gary when he was left as his only act. You can imagine that someone like him would genuinely believe he was invincible.
     
  24. straightorbroken

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    Isn't the whole saying he was gutted more of a "I'm really humble" gesture rather than him actually speaking from the heart?

    I'm looking forward to his morning/daytime TV interviews about it all. Preferably by someone with no patience for him whatsoever.
     
  25. Eileen

    Eileen All the better to see you with, my dear.

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    Funny you should say that actually, you know the band A? Before their top 10 hit they had some gig where, if you brought your grandparents along you'd get in free. Some bloke brought two urns and the band put them at the side of the stage.
     
  26. Loufoque

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    Am I the only one who didn't find this particularly funny? Yes, he might not be the nicest person in the world, but would you like to be harassed and followed, having to listen to the same tired jokes about your nan?
     
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    Eileen All the better to see you with, my dear.

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    No, you're quite right. It's some vacuous little queen going after some older orange queen.
     
  29. Loufoque

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    I would probably have told him to fuck off too.
     
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    It's like everything I ever believed in was a lie.
     
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    I hope this gives Johnny Robinson the courage he needs to finally express his truth to the world.
     
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  34. Dr Lecter

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    Boy George next
     
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    Debut single OUT SOON:

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    Timing it just right to perform a follow-up single on this year's live shows :eyes:
     
  36. Sharla

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    Now he would be watchable in Celebrity Big Brother.
     
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    That single cover is awful :D Are they trying to market him as the new Shayne Ward?!
     
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    Was it funky?
     
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    Untitled needs to account for his movements.
     

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