Carolynne: Chris Maloney Called Me a Cunt

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  1. Ag

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    I'd rather not know.
     
  2. Sharla

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    Poor Christopher, he was BRUTALLY attacked whilst out with his family.

    I'm sure she's heard worse.
     
  3. Halli

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    Trouble and drama really does seem to follow this man about.
     
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    Tetris-Rock TRAY UP, BITCH

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  5. Steptacular

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    Oh god no, why did I click?!!?
     
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    In other MALONEY related news, he is the STAR ATTRACTION at a local towns (population 3,700) Christmas Lights event tonight :D
     
  7. COB

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    WTF WHO ASKED FOR THAT?!! :daf:

    It's almost as bad as:
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  9. Sharla

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    He's not that repulsive below the neck is he? I expect most people would ask for the face if they got a headless pic on Grindr, rather than block straight away.
     
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    I KNEW that pic reminded me of something!

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    Clenched-arse pics are the worst.
     
  12. Sharla

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    Our Nan's favourite grandson is appearing in panto in Portsmouth with everyone's favourite septum queen Daniella Westbrook.

    And in a SHOCK DEVELOPMENT, Christopher is representing British homosexuals in a school tour organised by Stonewall. I hope someone asks him why he conveniently forgot to mention his boyfriend during the run of the show.

    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en-gb"><p>Very proud of my client <a href="https://twitter.com/ChrisMaloney77">@ChrisMaloney77</a> is very excited to be the first role model <a href="https://twitter.com/stonewalluk">@stonewalluk</a> visiting schools around the North from 2014</p>&mdash; JCM Management (@JCMmanagement85) <a href="https://twitter.com/JCMmanagement85/statuses/411578207490809856">December 13, 2013</a></blockquote>
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  13. graves

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    Wow. Is that really the best they could come up with?
     
  14. Steptacular

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    If he came to my school and did a talk on homosexuality it'd make me lock the closet door and throw away the key.
     
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    Oh untitled is going to just love this
     
  16. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    The theatre he's in is LITERALLY at the end of my road and the pub all the panto stars traditionally drink in is actually ON my road more or less and we drink there LOTS.

    I can't WAIT to get a load of him. If he's cunty, he won't last TWO MINUTES because the owner and the clientele have SHORT SHRIFT- as Ashley from Coronation Street found out the year he was here and got banned on the first night he came in with his STAR BULLSHIT. We won't have a WORD said against Lisa Riley, though. She was QUITE TREMENDOUS :disco:
     
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    Ooh, my cousin said Lisa Riley was a right old madam when buying a kitchen off her, but this was years ago at the HEIGHT of her Emmerdale reign so maybe she's had a word with herself since :D
     
  18. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    I was in the bar at the same time as her but never had an interaction, but by all accounts (staff and customers) she was not only a RIGHT RIOT, she was polite, friendly, generous and had no airs and graces apparently. As I said, no personal knowledge MYSELF really, but they are a hard crowd to please, so I would be surprised if she was vile. She even came back last year to see everyone in the pub over the festive season (or perhaps the year before- she's done panto here 2 or 3 times now, she loves it so much :D )
     
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    The stress of being a well known celebrity coupled with relentless online abuse has forced poor Christopher to spend SIXTY THOUSAND ENGLISH POUNDS on plastic surgery to dramatically change his appearance and restore his self confidence. The clinic who took his hard earned cash have kindly uploaded his This Morning interview to youtube having recorded it off a tv with a phone.

    [video=youtube;sLydTHm-Vac]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLydTHm-Vac[/video]
     
  20. Ag

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    I can't see any major visual difference?
     
  21. Halli

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    He doesn't look much different! Get your money back :D
     
  22. COB

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    He looks the same! They took his £60k and popped a slightly longer wig on his head.
     
  23. Halli

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    He looks a bit less orange. 60k to look less tanned.
     
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    They obviously didn't invest his 60k in marketing.
     
  25. Sharla

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    Good news about his second single though.

    Hopefully it'll be a cover of the unappreciated classic Beautiful 'Cause You Love Me
     
  26. Halli

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    He did get a RT from Bette Midler.
     
  27. Alex

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    Carolynne is C list on radio 2. :o
     
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    I'm glad Ive never had a Radio 2 phase.
     
  29. Halli

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    Come again?

    Lisa Riley was selling kitchens? Or do people actually buy kitchens from other peoples homes? :confused:
     
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    You are missing out on Liza Tarbuck :(
     
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    That naked shoot is a classic

    I love his current twitter photo in which he looks like a propped up corpse

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    Sam Smith, this is your future
     
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  32. COB

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    My (female) cousin used to work at a company that made and sold kitchens, and Lisa Riley was a customer :o
     
  33. lolly

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    How exactly does he look better? It's just a (slightly) different awful.
     
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    u ok hun?
     
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  36. JillTyrell

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    That looks like someones' back bedroom Did he get the surgery off Groupon?
     
  37. Ag

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    It looks like a posh Albanian hospital.
     
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  39. Halli

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    Some of those photos in that gallery are TOO MUCH :D
     
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  40. Eileen

    Eileen All the better to see you with, my dear.

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    The decor in that bedroom is FOUL. What IS that gold disc on the wall? It can't be HIS. And the JAMIE BULGER AWARD
     

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