Carolynne: Chris Maloney Called Me a Cunt

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  1. Halli

    Halli sippin' champagne from a paper cup

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    His dog looks so pissed off
     
  2. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    oh no
     
  3. Halli

    Halli sippin' champagne from a paper cup

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    Love the interview

    'What's your favourite room in the house' The kitchen because that's where the fridge is.
     
  4. Shirley

    Shirley YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS

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    What the ACTUAL FUCK is going on here? WHO IS HE and why do we want to KNOW WHAT'S IN HIS FRIDGE?
     
  5. Halli

    Halli sippin' champagne from a paper cup

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    It seems someone has a LUCOZADE addiction
     
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  6. That One

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    He has a tin of CORNED BEEF and some DAIRYLEA - isn't that newsworthy?
     
  7. COB

    COB Hog Frenzy

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    Why are there photos of the inside of his fridge, and why has he put TINS in it?!
     
  8. That One

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    I have to be honest I keep some tins in the fridge because I like them cold
     
  9. RobotBoy

    RobotBoy BANG BANG

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    The FRIDGE and the SWEATY OLD SOCKS are my favourites.
     
  10. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I wonder if that home is typical of a Scouse Gay Done Good?

    I'd like to think funky (RIP)'s London pad is very similar.
     
  11. straightorbroken

    straightorbroken Trust the Duchess

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    Yes, but with Hed Kandi CDs in the fridge instead of tins.
     
  12. Marilyn

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    If I spent all that money on plastic surgery I'd want to look COMPLETELY different, he looks basically the same!
     
  13. monsta

    monsta CAUGHT YOUR FEVER

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    This is iconic. One of the greatest X Factor contestants of all time.
     
  14. Sharla

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    Constance43 in the comments section gets it spot on

    Although having watched countless episodes of Through The Keyhole I'm suspicious that it's actually his house. The "Dad's garden" sign in the garden makes me suspicious and he doesn't strike me as the sort of person who's heard of Banksy never mind collects his art.

    He also has Jeremy Kyle on the tv.
     
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  15. ButterTart

    ButterTart Welcome to die

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    What has he done to his face? He looks like a Bo Selecta character.
     
  16. Sharla

    Sharla The Resistance

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    That's what £60k/£70k of prime Polish plastic surgery can do for you. (He was forced into it by online trolls who mocked his appearance)

    [​IMG]
     
  17. ButterTart

    ButterTart Welcome to die

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    He could have got the same result by being involved in a high speed car crash.

    I love how proudly that poster proclaims 'Northwich's most spectacular panto ever!". I can't imagine it had much competition.
     
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  18. Halli

    Halli sippin' champagne from a paper cup

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    Think more LONDON SPY loft for Funky's riverside apartment
     
  19. Ag

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    This topic is too much. Tenner to anyone who tweets it to him.
     
  20. monsta

    monsta CAUGHT YOUR FEVER

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    I woke mr m up last night laughing so much at the whole thread.

    Utter Moopy Gold from beginning to end.
     
  21. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I'd never really understood the phrase 'I can't even' until I saw those photos.
     
  22. Ag

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    I see Nikki Grahame's transformation into a jaw is virtually complete.
     
  23. Penelope

    Penelope AND SHAVE OUR EYEBROWS

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    On the CONTRARY, he strikes me as the EXACT type who'd think Banksy was 'really deep and meaningful and makes you think :)' rather than a load of vapid bollocks!
     
  24. Penelope

    Penelope AND SHAVE OUR EYEBROWS

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    I don't think I'll EVER get over the fridge exclusive or his CLEARLY SUICIDAL DOG
     
  25. Sharla

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    Christopher has a fan on twitter who tweets him daily and has the name JeT'aimeChrisMaloney. She doesn't take too kindly to people criticising him, as xxmisswilliamsxx found out when she complained about the Christopher Maloney Theatre & Arts Academy.

    https://twitter.com/xmizzwilliamsxx/status/677943061096357888
     
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  26. Shirley

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    PAULINE QUIRKE should SUE
     
  27. Ag

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    That dog has a sadness in his eyes.
     
  28. Ag

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    Are the terrible people of Liverpool STILL rinsing Jamie Bulger. The sooner they secede the better. A shame to our country.
     
  29. Boopy

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    Damn, that sucks.

    I always thought he was oddly bangable! [​IMG]
     
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  31. Shirley

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    Now THAT's what I call SHOWBIZ NEWS!
     
  32. Sharla

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    Exclusive footage of Our Christopher performing to packed out audiences at Camber Sands

    <blockquote class="twitter-video" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">This is for <a href="https://twitter.com/lisauk76">@Lisauk76</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/nicky66nc">@nicky66nc</a> :-) xxx <a href="https://t.co/6WnbyGz2iF">pic.twitter.com/6WnbyGz2iF</a></p>&mdash; Diane K (@Diane_K57) <a href="https://twitter.com/Diane_K57/status/750807192677261312">July 6, 2016</a></blockquote>
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  33. ButterTart

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    #KnewIShouldOfWentTheCafe is my highlight here. So much wrong with it and yet still so perfect.
     
  34. Ellie

    Ellie Super talented triple threat

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    :D at the little boy sitting on the stage who then just wanders off and never looks up at all.
     
  35. Sharla

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    Christopher hunts his twitter trolls on C5 next Thursday, with the help of glamorous assistant Frankie Bridge.
     
  36. Shirley

    Shirley YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS

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    We'd all better wear FALSE MOUSTACHES and COMEDY WIGS for the next week then
     
  37. Sharla

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    THIS ON TONIGHT IN TEN MINUTES
     
  38. Halli

    Halli sippin' champagne from a paper cup

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    Oh god, I'm gonna get GRACE DENT at my DOOR aren't i
     
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  39. Sharla

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    Not wanting to belittle the abuse he's had, but the THREE nose jobs and THREE hair transplants that he's had aren't all down to people being nasty about him and his nan, and threatening to cut her hands off so she can't vote for him.
     
  40. straightorbroken

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    Damn channel 5 seemingly doing away with 5+24 overnight.
     

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