Our Christopher has been in the news as he's had another load of cosmetic surgery. £500 for an eyebrow lift and he's barely recognisable. That's £60k in total. And it's not been plain sailing for Christopher. Not only has his beloved nan had a brain tumour for breakfast but he split up with fiancee Gary and cancelled the wedding at great expense, especially for the kids at the Christopher Maloney School Of Performing Arts who each paid a £50 non refundable fee to appear as bridesmaids and page boys.