Carolynne: Chris Maloney Called Me a Cunt

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  1. Sharla

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    Our Christopher has been in the news as he's had another load of cosmetic surgery. £500 for an eyebrow lift and he's barely recognisable. That's £60k in total.

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    And it's not been plain sailing for Christopher. Not only has his beloved nan had a brain tumour for breakfast but he split up with fiancee Gary and cancelled the wedding at great expense, especially for the kids at the Christopher Maloney School Of Performing Arts who each paid a £50 non refundable fee to appear as bridesmaids and page boys.
     
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    Fucking hell, what a MESS.
     
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  3. Zu-Klara

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    I do hope he's got enough left for corned beaf having splashed out all that loot on his lovely looks
     
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  4. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    He really should have left the background in focus and blurred the face.
     
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    An eyebrow lift? I can make them do that by myself. How low were they before?

    Did he get the surgery done in Lazytown?
     
  6. monsta

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    But what's currently in his fridge?
     
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  7. Christian

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    Now redefining the future of musical theatre in no less than THREE locations :o :zombie:

    The showcase is next week if anyone's got a spare twelve quid for a ticket (and a serious masochistic streak).
     
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    NCMR: Fuck me, the Pauline Quirke Academy can be found at almost 70 locations.
     
  9. Christian

    Christian GOOD BYE!

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    But what of the Su-Elise Stage School? It seems to now be defunct and she seems to have fucked off to Australia.
     
  10. Christian

    Christian GOOD BYE!

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    Dissolved in 2012 it seems, just before its third birthday :(

    Those poor kiddies.
     
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    The last I saw of Su-Elise was her trying to get in on me and Alesha's Twitter chat and being roundly ignored by Alesha.
     
  12. Sharla

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    This still makes me laugh, but that's the Welsh language for you.

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    I like his little official photo on his academy's website, it reminds me of those pastel portraits of Kim Jong-Un they have on the walls in North Korea (I assume they have a similar arrangement at the CMTAA).

    I imagine him to essentially be the Scouse Mr G, snarling at the kids and calling them cunts if they don't give enough eyes and teeth.
     
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    Welcome to Mr C's room!
     
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    I had to read the link just to find out who the woman was. I thought it was Madge off Benidorm.
     
  18. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    If ever a photo summed up A List Glamour. Who needs the Côte d'Azur or the Costa Smerelda?
     
  19. monsta

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    I'm dying to see the results where Christopher Maloney OBE STILL looks exactly the same as previous.

    Is sausage enthusiast Dame Lisa Appleton still going out with Danniella Westbrook's son?
     
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    What a HORRIFYING WOUND!

    Please don't die Chrissy! You've got so much corned beef and Dairylea to live for!
     
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  22. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    Mandy Fisher has a LOT to ANSWER FOR.
     
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  23. Shirley

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    :D
     
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    -1 Mandy Fisher
     
  25. Penelope

    Penelope AND SHAVE OUR EYEBROWS

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    Truly the British answer to Anna Book :disco:
     
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    "I was dying for a ciggie" and the scene of the screaming :D

    The article is like a fucking bio! "He was driving his Mercedes and thinking about the day ahead".
     
  29. Halli

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    'Christopher Maloney suffers panic attack after Loose Women force him to view reflection'

    Halli-Headline of the year right there today
     
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    Don’t forget the pictures! :D

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    Breathing into a McDonald’s paper bag!
     
  32. Halli

    Halli sippin' champagne from a paper cup

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    I feel bad
    Actually, I don't :D
     
  33. Shirley

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    I just knew it would be JSP.
     
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    I'm starting to think 'Christopher Maloney' is actually an extended piece of performance art. I can't comprehend how someone can live the way he does.
     
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  35. Halli

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    Yes, The Divine Mr M
     
  36. dUb

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    The colour scheme of the Loose Woman set is absolutely vile.
     
  37. lolly

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    It is, but then any colour is going to clash with Maloney's skin tone.
     
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    Red and green should never be seen

    On that basis it’s perfect for Loose Women
     
  39. monsta

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    This is everything.
     
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    Nice that there was room above that Westlife tattoo.
     

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