Carolynne: Chris Maloney Called Me a Cunt

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  1. Ellie

    Ellie Super talented triple threat

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    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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  3. monsta

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  4. Rita

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    As GHASTLY as the tattoo is. It is really rather well done. Kirsty has not scrimped.
     
    Rita, Aug 26, 2018
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  5. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Aren't the lips a bit wonky?
     
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  6. Halli

    Halli sippin' champagne from a paper cup

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    All very Kerry Rance
     
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    What is going on with his neck?
     
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    Imagine paying all that money on such a lovely tattoo, only to get home and realise that the tattooist forgot to include the Dairylea triangle and Libby’s logo :(
     
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    What a lovely tattoo, so jealouz!

     
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  11. Whatevar

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    He’s on Loose Women again right now, ladies.
     
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  12. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    What's the story this time?
     
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  14. Kalabaliken

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    Why the FUCK does this cunt still get booked on TV? I've come across that Kirsty girl on social media before too. She looks like one of the types who will invade a Z-lister's personal space and demand hugs and make them feel uncomfortable, and stalk them incessantly. So glad she is a fan of Chris Maloney then! Watch your back, Chris...
     
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  15. monsta

    monsta CAUGHT YOUR FEVER

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    WHOEVER does that sound like?!
     
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    He should be able to get a Loose Women appearance out of this at least.
     
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  18. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    PANIC OVER EVERYONE

    https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/christopher-maloney-missing-explained-pals-13365987

     
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  19. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    PHEW!
     
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    It's just one of those days where you can't be arsed to get out of bed until you're contacted by a national newspaper.
     
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  21. monsta

    monsta CAUGHT YOUR FEVER

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    I have just bought the Christopher Maloney autobiography. I’m only on the acknowledgments and am ALREADY roaring.

    He has so far shaded Gary Barlow, called out the trolls for ruining his nans life and thanked his Botox clinic, James Bulger’s mum and the Loose Women. And admitted that whoever ghostwrote this book took ‘no time at all’.

    This is all in a page and a half.

    BOOKCLUB NOW.
     
    monsta, Nov 13, 2018
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    omg :disco:
     
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    The Amazon bio for the ghost writer :D

     
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  24. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    Omg :D

    Chris’ victim complex shining through even his choice of ghostwriter.
     
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  25. Christian

    Christian GOOD BYE!

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    Being a Z Lister AND having to get your name in the tabloids sounds utterly EXHAUSTING

    It ALMOST makes you feel pity for them.
     
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    Beverley I Don't Wanna Change A THI-ING

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  27. Sheena

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    A bit delayed but that just made me spit out my salad :D :D :D
     
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  28. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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  29. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    What a lovely looking sofa
     
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  30. Kalabaliken

    Kalabaliken Pop Precision Since 1978

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    The fact he got a text message halfway through and didn't give a shit and kept going says it all! And what did he film it on? A Nokia 7650?

    WHAT A CUNT!
     
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  31. Alla

    Alla Beast in Black

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    Naughty @Yvonne Mondle named him and made me check his IG.. what kind of joke is this? :D


     
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  32. Yvonne Mondle

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    Pauline Quirke once again proving herself to be an inspiration to thousands :disco:
     
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  33. Yvonne Mondle

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    Those twinkling graphics certainly are very sophisticated :disco:
     
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  34. Yvonne Mondle

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    I have to say that this is one of my favourite ever thread titles :D
     
    Yvonne Mondle, Sep 18, 2019
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  35. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    Misfortune has once again befallen our beloved Maloney

     
    jivafox, Jan 23, 2020
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  36. straightorbroken

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    The hair looking like bristles on a scrubbing brush.

    I can see him doing Naked Attraction followed by an attempted suicide he'll tell Loose Women about whether it's true or not. Hopefully the audience would all hold up their pocket mirrors ar him and he'd run off crying, but I think I've veered off into fan fiction now.
     
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  37. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    OMG, NANNY PAT DEAD?
     
    lolly, Jan 23, 2020
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  38. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    And on top of that his NAN DIED and he split up with his FIANCE but THE SHOW HAD TO GO ON on WATER and PINEAPPLE CHUNKS

    "I have fond memories of the years we spent together and wish Gary well for the future."

    As we all say when DUMPED.
     
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