Carolynne: Chris Maloney Called Me a Cunt

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  1. Ellie

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    As GHASTLY as the tattoo is. It is really rather well done. Kirsty has not scrimped.
     
  5. lolly

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    Aren't the lips a bit wonky?
     
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    All very Kerry Rance
     
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    Fuck off that's real. It can't be.
     
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    What is going on with his neck?
     
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    Imagine paying all that money on such a lovely tattoo, only to get home and realise that the tattooist forgot to include the Dairylea triangle and Libby’s logo :(
     
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    What a lovely tattoo, so jealouz!

     
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    He’s on Loose Women again right now, ladies.
     
  12. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    What's the story this time?
     
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    Kalabaliken Pop Precision Since 1978

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    Why the FUCK does this cunt still get booked on TV? I've come across that Kirsty girl on social media before too. She looks like one of the types who will invade a Z-lister's personal space and demand hugs and make them feel uncomfortable, and stalk them incessantly. So glad she is a fan of Chris Maloney then! Watch your back, Chris...
     
  15. monsta

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    WHOEVER does that sound like?!
     
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    He should be able to get a Loose Women appearance out of this at least.
     
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    PANIC OVER EVERYONE

    https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/christopher-maloney-missing-explained-pals-13365987

     
  19. lolly

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    PHEW!
     
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    It's just one of those days where you can't be arsed to get out of bed until you're contacted by a national newspaper.
     
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    Huns

    I have just bought the Christopher Maloney autobiography. I’m only on the acknowledgments and am ALREADY roaring.

    He has so far shaded Gary Barlow, called out the trolls for ruining his nans life and thanked his Botox clinic, James Bulger’s mum and the Loose Women. And admitted that whoever ghostwrote this book took ‘no time at all’.

    This is all in a page and a half.

    BOOKCLUB NOW.
     
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    The Amazon bio for the ghost writer :D

     
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    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    Omg :D

    Chris’ victim complex shining through even his choice of ghostwriter.
     
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    Being a Z Lister AND having to get your name in the tabloids sounds utterly EXHAUSTING

    It ALMOST makes you feel pity for them.
     
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    A bit delayed but that just made me spit out my salad :D :D :D
     
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  29. lolly

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    What a lovely looking sofa
     
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    The fact he got a text message halfway through and didn't give a shit and kept going says it all! And what did he film it on? A Nokia 7650?

    WHAT A CUNT!
     
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    Naughty @Yvonne Mondle named him and made me check his IG.. what kind of joke is this? :D


     
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    Pauline Quirke once again proving herself to be an inspiration to thousands :disco:
     
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    Those twinkling graphics certainly are very sophisticated :disco:
     
  34. Yvonne Mondle

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    I have to say that this is one of my favourite ever thread titles :D
     
  35. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    Misfortune has once again befallen our beloved Maloney

     
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    The hair looking like bristles on a scrubbing brush.

    I can see him doing Naked Attraction followed by an attempted suicide he'll tell Loose Women about whether it's true or not. Hopefully the audience would all hold up their pocket mirrors ar him and he'd run off crying, but I think I've veered off into fan fiction now.
     
  37. lolly

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    OMG, NANNY PAT DEAD?
     
  38. Shirley

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    And on top of that his NAN DIED and he split up with his FIANCE but THE SHOW HAD TO GO ON on WATER and PINEAPPLE CHUNKS

    "I have fond memories of the years we spent together and wish Gary well for the future."

    As we all say when DUMPED.
     

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