Celebrity Big Brother 2006 thread

Discussion in 'Reality Bites' started by rural juror, Jan 1, 2006.

  1. charliebobs

    charliebobs Static & Silent

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    For someone whose band's image is so "look at us, we're so wacky", Maggot is unbelievably dull. I can't think of a single thing he's done in the house. I can understand people not ringing up for him to be evicted, but why would anyone ring up for him to win?
     
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  2. Kung Fu Ninja

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    Maggot is a complete waste of space. Putting in another fake celebrity would be more interesting. He's done absolutely NOTHING of note.
     
  3. Mark

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    Maggot's done nothing and he does come across as sly.
     
  4. Well - its the BIG NIGHT folks !!!
    Last night's instaulment was hilarious - well Pete doing his Jodie Marsh routine was. I couldn't help but notice that Preston was finding it funny until the Barbie Doll threw a strop then he felt he had to go along with her - disappointing.

    Anyway my final definitive thoughts:

    Michael Barrymore : The obvious choice for winner. The only big star in the line up - bullied and harassed by a hostile press because of his sexuality. But like a phoenix from the ashes he rises. He has been the peacemaker in the house - building bridges between factions and cooking everyone food. Comes accross as generous and well meaning.

    Pete : The most entertaining housemate by far. His Jodie impression was brilliant and he made a bizarre and riveting double act with Galloway. I hope he does well despite how much his views on the fur issue annoyed me.

    Traci : Nice girl - a bit bland & 'have a nice day' but likeable. Hasn't done enough of an entertaining nature to win though .

    Maggot Annoying for most of the time - calculating in his normal bloke image and rather boring. I don't mean to be rude but he looks like either a rat or some form of small mammal like a stoat - in an urban underclass sort of way.

    Preston Obviously lovely but he's wasting himself. Following Chantelle around and all is not doing him any favours - he's wasted on thick girls. Needs to be a bit more opinionated - think the 24 year old Morrissey in comparison. Still I'm sure he has a good chance of winning.

    Chantelle No doubt destined for a very lucrative career in topless modelling. How a nation could take her to their hearts is beyond me. If she wins I SLASH myself :evil:
     
  5. Kate

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    She has rubbish tits. Needs implants if she still wants to be a glamour model...
     
  6. Yes - I saw a pic of her in the Mirror or one of the papers topless.
     
  7. Toyah

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    Seb is SUCH a wind up merchant. i.e the Barrymore comments.
     
  8. Ag

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    I'm expecting a FULL APOLOGY when Barrymore loses tonight and Chantelle tonight. Infact if Barrymore WINS I'll post a grovelling APOLOGY in Moopy Moop, I assume you'll do the same in RETURN
     
  9. If Barrymore loses to Chantelle I will post an apology - unless I've slashed my hands off.

    However he certainly deserves to win more than her. She just wants to use the publicity to get a modelling contract wheras if Michael wins his entertainment career may recover.
     
  10. Oh - and both HMV & Virgin have now got Dead or Alive (Pete's) greatest hits CD 'Evolution' at only £5.99. ESSENTIAL :disco:
     
  11. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    So essentially they are after the same thing.
     
  12. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Mind you, Seb's definitive final thoughts about Barrymore are ALMOST enough to make me vote for him :D
     
  13. FetchFugly

    FetchFugly closing in again

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    Maggot is almost worth having in the house to hear Chantelle call him 'Maggit' every time, despite asking him whether it was Maggot or Maggit right at the start.

    I don't think he's particularly sly. I just don't see this sharp wit he's supposed to have. He's just a bit of a GORM. Watching him lurch around last night cigarette hunting was amusing though.
     
  14. Suedey

    Suedey Run Away With Me

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    1. Chantelle
    2. Traci
    3. Pete
    4. Preston
    5. Maggot
    492382292892892982982. Barrymore
     
  15. 1. Traci
    2. Chantelle
    3. Pete
    4. Preston
    5. Maggot
    6. Michael
     
  16. Ag

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    Well 6th place is decided...

    Oooh... REUNION time...
     
  17. Ag

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    Traci. :(

    EXPECTED I guess...
     
  18. Dandy

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    A shame.

    Chantelle seems bound to win and will be under the fake impression that the country likes her until someone tells her they were all just voting for the nobody out of principal.
     
  19. rural juror

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    i'm guessing maggot next
     
  20. Dandy

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    I would've thought so.

    I expect Pete may finish top 2 or 3 - George and Dennis going will have done him many favours as the vote won't have been split between them. There were 5 nicey nicey ones to battle it out against eachother.
     
  21. Ag

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    The girl can POUT
     
  22. Kung Fu Ninja

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    Oh, outside interview!? What could have been a really funny Pete interview will be ruined by stupid members of the cunty audience :evil:
     
  23. Dandy

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    Precisely what I was just thinking.

    Did they not learn from either Brian or Makosi?
     
  24. Kung Fu Ninja

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    Oh Davina shit stirring it all for Pete already. When he comes out it's going to be absolute CARNAGE.
     
  25. Ag

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    Plenty of lads mag work for Traci then...
     
  26. Kung Fu Ninja

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    Pete 5th :o
     
  28. Kung Fu Ninja

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    Traci's breasts are MAGNIFICENT, it must be said.
     
  29. rural juror

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    I'm a bit shocked :o
     
  30. Dandy

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    So much for my theory then!

    I hope he's scathing in his interview.
     
  31. Kung Fu Ninja

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    I don't really care what happens anymore. Nobody now is going to do or say anything interesting worthwhile, as soon as Pete's had his say what is there going to be to look forward to? Preston looking smug? Chantelle looking cutesy? Maggot looking like an ugly waste of space? Michael crying? Oh JOY. ESSENTIAL VIEWING. :manson:
     
  32. Ag

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    :D

    DON'T YOU WISH BITCHES?
     
  33. Dandy

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    Oh, hilarious "The rest of the show may have strong language..."
     
  34. rural juror

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    I wish the audience would SHUT THE FUCK UP
     
  35. Kung Fu Ninja

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    CHANTELLE, CHANTELLE

    DOES YOUR FANNY SMELL? :D
     
  36. Ag

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    Preston 4th :o
     
  37. Blake

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    Preston
     
  38. Ellie

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    Maggot beat PRESTON?
     
  39. Ag

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    Barrymore had better NOT FUCKING WIN
     
  40. Alex

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    Shocker! :o
     

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