Celebrity Big Brother (2015 - Series 1)

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  1. Zu-Klara

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    I see that poor love Danniella Westbrook is rumoured to be appearing on the next CBB as she's penniless and living in "sheltered housing", which the STOP FUCKING HATE appear to be confusing with living on a council estate, unless they've actually thrown her and the kiddies into some warden-controlled pastel hell as punishment for her DISGUSTING DRUG PAST

    Which other DESPERATE AND POVERTY-STRICKEN CELEBS are we wanting in there for this HOT NEW SEASON?
     
  2. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    Cilla Black
    One of the housewives
    And, proving all the naysayers just how forward thinking she is, Madonna, to promote her new album.
     
  3. Halli

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    Daniella Westbrook is meant to be living in sheltered housing and using FOOD BANKS but keeps posting selfies of herself in posh SALONS getting her hair did. I am not saying she isn't allowed her hair cut if she's on the breadline but I don't see her scrambling around food banks either :D
     
  4. Zu-Klara

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    Cilla would be TRULY FABULOUS while of course being the entire antithesis thereof

    Surely she must have frittered away her Blind Date proceeds on Veuve Clicquot and nights out with O'Grady feeding her wretched face with Beluga BY NOW?
     
  5. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    Plus all those holidays to Barbados must have made a bit of a dent since was blacklisted from ITV.

    Daniella Westbrook's son has been posting selfies in twitter waving wads of £50s :D I guess we know where it all went.
     
  6. Steptacular

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    CILLA? Never!
     
  7. Sharla

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    Isn't Cilla dying a painfully slow death? I'm sure I read that about her in the last week or so.
     
  8. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    WISHFUL THINKING
     
  9. Steptacular

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    Here's hoping. She'd never go on something as revealing as a reality show, she couldn't keep up the QUEEN OF SATURDAY NIGHT act for long enough.
     
  10. COB

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    Isn't there usually a few X Factor freakshows snapped up for this nowadays? I'm not sure who would be most likely from this year's series.
     
  11. Zu-Klara

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    Apparently she's gone completely deaf, "fell over in the park" earlier this year and doesn't feel healthy enough to work any more

    Too busy lying in bed getting pissed and choosing not to listen to anyone but herself MORE LIKE

    POOR CILLA
     
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  12. Steptacular

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    Chloe Jasmine has been rumoured.
     
  13. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I WANT HER LIFE
     
  14. Sharla

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    Jake Quickenden should go for the triple crown.
     
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    Well, she should.

    Michelle Visage has stuck her svelte neck out to start an online campaign. I'd love to see her up against other alleged females who think they're god's gift to gay men too, god love her.
     
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    Kalabaliken Pop Precision Since 1978

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    Cilla likes the CHING as much as Danniella does, APPARENTLY. :D
     
  17. Zu-Klara

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    OOH

    Or how about Kitty Brucknell? I mean God, if LAUREN HARRIES can pass the psychological tests...
     
  18. jivafox

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    :D!!
     
  19. Halli

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    The running time for this has apparently been extended into Feb meaning some housemates are pulling out due to other work commitments?

    Also, Jake Quickenden is fave to win :basil:
     
  20. COB

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    I read that we might be getting Linda Evans :disco:
     
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    Linda Evens sounds good. Personally, I'd love to stare at whatever Joan Van Ark looks like these days.
     
  23. Halli

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    Kavana would be good. We should get a few booze fuelled breakdowns.
     
  24. Steptacular

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    Definitely. I look forward to him. I wonder what shape he's in this year.
     
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    As mentioned in the Drag Race thread, aren't there a few Michelle Visage rumours floating about?
     
  26. Sharla

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    8.00 Keith Chegwin
    9.00 Stevi Ritchie
    10.00 Gaz Beadle
    10.00 Jake Quickenden
    11.00 Austin Armacost
    11.00 Duncan James
    11.00 Michelle Visage
    11.00 Ronan Keating
    13.00 Calum Best
    13.00 Chloe Jasmine
    13.00 Daniella Westbrook
    13.00 Katie Price
    13.00 Martine McCutcheon
    13.00 Patsy Kensit
    15.00 Brian Harvey
    15.00 Sammy Winward
    17.00 Gordon Hill (Wealdstone Raider)
    17.00 Janet Jackson
    21.00 Lettice Rowbotham
    21.00 Linda Evans
    21.00 Michael Le Vell
    21.00 Perez Hilton
    21.00 Tulisa Contostavlos
    26.00 Alicia Douvall
    26.00 Katie Hopkins
    26.00 Khloe Kardashian
    26.00 Stephen Belafonte
    34.00 Paul Daniels

    I swear on the my accountant's life that I've not made up any of the names of "celebrities" you can bet on to win the next series.

    Martine McCutcheon and Daniella Westbrook would be fantastic together, sharing experiences of Eastenders and declaring themselves bankrupt.
     
  27. Shirley

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    LOL at JANFT appearing in that ROGUE'S GALLERY

    OH DEAR
     
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    Alicia Douvall to go in face covered in bandages for a procedural-reveal bonanza.
     
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    Michelle Visage is implying she's NOT in it from her tweet tonight. Maybe.
     
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    Michelle death-glaring at the UK's finest celebrities asking who they are will be too much. From z-snapping to z-listers.
     
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    Celeb Big Brother, The Best, The Worst and The Unforgettable which was originally broadcast on 5 a few days ago has just started on 5*. It was quite jolly.
     
  33. Shirley

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    I'm WATCHING as I TYPE
     
  34. Halli

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    I had no idea about this, just starting watching this from On Demand :disco:
     
  35. Shirley

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    But no LIZ JONES in the BATH? :(
     
  36. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    I tell you something, if Linda Evans is in, then so am I.

    Shame they can't get DAME JOAN onboard (and they couldn't- she is FAR above this sort of nonsense)- can you IMAGINE? :D
     
  37. Dr Lecter

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    Good god that would be amazing

    Plus if she also took in her rejuvenating face mask :disco:
     
  38. Sharla

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    She did very well on Hell's Kitchen and I can't remember any incidents where her face melted over a boiling pan.
     
  39. lolly

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    I wonder if Joan will still do QVC now she's a Dame or will consider herself above it now? At least she can claim higher ground than L*lu again.
     
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  40. COB

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    This is being repeated on 5 now.

    Yeeeaaaahh... BRACKIE :disco:
     

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