Celebrity Big Brother [Jan 2016]

Discussion in 'Reality Bites' started by dUb, Dec 7, 2015.

  1. ameraal

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    accidentally?!? i don't know if it was the edit but that was immense, truly a thundercunt. why did people take it without moaning? stupid awful woman.
     
  2. Ag

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    It was a very British incident.
     
  3. Kalabaliken

    Kalabaliken Pop Precision Since 1978

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    Gemma (or GC I should say) really is a strange creature. I can't work out if every obnoxious thing she does really is all just for the cameras or if it really is what she is like in real life.
     
  4. ameraal

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    i think she played nice at first but once the mask dropped she was like "fuck it i'll be as vile as i please and then say i was doing it for entertainment".

    between her, megan and stephanie i really don't know which one is most offensive. i definitely feel a bit sorry for stephanie but that's only cause she's utterly delusional. the other two know full well what they're doing.

    tiffany isn't much better either (how can you be so thick???) but at least she's pretty harmless.
     
  5. supermassive

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    I've been quite the fan of Tiffany for years but she's quite disappointing in the house. She needs to bring the SASS
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  6. Kalabaliken

    Kalabaliken Pop Precision Since 1978

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    Tiffany has been anything BUT disappointing. She's been the highlight of many a show! So much so that she is now FAVOURITE to win! I think Scotty will still win, but for someone who was a complete unknown to most people she has done well.
     
  7. Halli

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    Tiffany has been great. I like her really sweet and quite vulnerable side which she hides with her sass and being a complete monster sometimes
     
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  8. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I had no idea of who she was, but I'd agree that Tiffany has far from disappointed. After Farrah last series, we really don't need another one dimensional cunt. Watching her various layers has been a series highlight. And even if many of them are fake, she's mixing it up well enough to keep me really intrigued.
     
  9. Sharla

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    Speaking of Farrah, Aisleyne is being CHARGED with ASSAULT after dashing Farrah with the champagne on BBOTS last year and has been charged with criminal damage.

    It's going to be the biggest celebrity trial since OJ Simpson, with Rylan, Janice and Vicki Michelle being called as witnesses.
     
  10. Zu-Klara

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    :( She'll NEVER WORK AGAIN

    OH
     
  11. Zu-Klara

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    I quite enjoyed the Gargantuan Cunt wheeling out her mystic healing powers just now and quacking on about Darren's blocked poo but I've damned if I'm going to let HER grow on me again
     
  12. Sharla

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    I hope one of these cocktails is made with Darren's fresh faeces
     
  13. straightorbroken

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    A shame Darren didn't get down to his boxers for Gemma's bum hypnosis, it's not as if he doesn't seem gullible enough to fall for it.
     
  14. Ag

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    Tiffany having a wank :D
     
  15. Halli

    Halli sippin' champagne from a paper cup

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    :D :D :D
     
  16. Ag

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    I adore horny Tiffany.
     
  17. straightorbroken

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    Famousmales just got their fix of annual CBB screen grabs then.
     
  18. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    And Tiffany is disappointing? :D

    There must be a fair chance of Christopher losing a vote to save out of that lot? It's likely to be between him, Jeremy and Danniella, I'd have thought.
     
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  19. Kalabaliken

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    I think Danniella probably. It will be interesting though as Scotty or Christopher haven't been up yet, though Scotty will be safe. Weirdly, I think Christopher still has fans!

    After tomorrow there are 8 left, and with an eviction on Friday that would leave seven for the final, which is probably too many so perhaps a double on Friday?

    Still, boringly, predicting a Scotty win, even though he doesn't deserve it, though he's more deserving than Darren who's third favourite probably by default. Apart from John, all the men have been so boring this season. All the action has come from the girls. Though that's mostly par for the course on this show.
     
  20. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    If it's finishing the Friday after (which I thought dUb posted earlier?) then I assumed an eviction next Tuesday again, rather than a double this week. Perhaps the walkers have prevented any double evictions this time around.
     
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  21. Kalabaliken

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    Ah ok. That leaves 6 in the final? Scotty, Darren, Tiffany, John, Gemma and Stephanie I guess.
     
  22. Sharla

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    http://i.STOP FUNDING HATE.co.uk/i/pix/2016/01/26/17/3098861900000578-3417735-image-a-14_1453830860767.jpg

    Doctor Gillian McKeith is going in the house today, possibly to smell Darren's shit.
     
  23. Ag

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    He might have accidentally worn those pants every day.
     
  24. ameraal

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    i know he's really nice and all but by god is he a grade a dullard.

    darren, you're immune from nomination.
    oh. blimey.

    darren, i find you hot and i'd like to fuck you.
    oh. blimey.

    darren, you are full of shit.
    oh. blimey.

    darren, i nominated you for eviction and you've told me twice already that i've hurt your feelings by doing so.
    oh. blimey. you really hurt my feelings though.
     
  25. ameraal

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    i wasn't gonna say this but i'm taking this double post not only as a sign but as an opportunity: i love how scotty is so happy with dad bod. bet he's gonna pull a channing tatum and bloat to the size of canada any moment.
     
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  26. Sharla

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    I keep thinking how much Scottie T looks facially like Channing Tatum. Not all the time but there are certain looks, like when he's confused, where it could be CT playing him
     
  27. Ag

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    Tiff is genuinely priceless.
     
  28. Zu-Klara

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    "What is that" :D
     
  29. Zu-Klara

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    As if anyone in the entire world wants THIS dreadful old cunt in there, even if it is only briefly

    GET OUT
     
  30. Ag

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    That was painful.
     
  31. Zu-Klara

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    Dame Gillian thrilling us all with her WIT AND SAVOIR-VIVRE as per :zombie:
     
  32. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    GHASTLY WASHED-UP OLD HAG
     
  33. Eileen

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    I cannot STAND Gillian McKeith. I loved the Michelle MacManus show where MacManus took no shit. Well apart from the one she did into a glass baking dish to be analysed.
     
  34. Halli

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    Tiffany is really shining now :D
     
  35. Phoenix

    Phoenix L to the OG

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    Who's the old lady?
     
  36. Sharla

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    CBB adjacent news: I saw Glyn out and about today. I didn't recognise him at first, he was looking awfully pursed and above it all. The prospect of high office has gone to his head.
     
  37. Zu-Klara

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    :D Stunning scat queen and in-demand glamour model Gillian McKeith is only FIFTY SIX!
     
  38. Zu-Klara

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    I once saw the VILE HAG prancing around John Lewis with a HAUGHTY LOOK

    As well she might with all that TALANT
     
  39. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    I QUITE SIMPLY DON'T BELIEVE IT
     
  40. Sharla

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    They could have just grabbed someone off the street (or from Moopy) to talk shit to the housemates, why bother with Gillian?

    I'm reminded of another woman, an acting coach or something who did some psychoanalysis on another reality show and didn't hold back, but she was fantastic and completely on point. She had a very triangular nose from what I remember.
     

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