Celebrity Big Brother [Jan 2016]

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  1. Zu-Klara

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    I imagine that the intense scenes of emotional distress will mainly involve our poor housemates having to look at old HAGCHOPS' GRIZZLED MUSH
     
  2. Phoenix

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    Stephanie is truly the worst.
     
  3. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I think (if there was any doubt) that Chris's 'twerking' reveals what a rubbish top he'd be.
     
  4. Sharla

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    Has Gillian had her hump shrunk or is whatever it is she's wearing hiding it well?
     
  5. Zu-Klara

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    Since when was this laughless hectoring bitch qualified to dole out psychological and behavioural assessments and RELATIONSHIP ADVICE? For God's sake someone gag her with her poxy celery
     
  6. Sharla

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    Hi Helen_S! Do you think Gemma or Stephanie is the least pleasant housemate this year? (I was tempted to say which is the biggest cunt but I don't think you'd appreciate the C word)
     
  7. Zu-Klara

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    Gillian's TREATMENT ROOM proving popular :D
     
  8. Sharla

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    I'm loving Danniella's Bella Pasta widow look. More glamorous than Celine.
     
  9. Zu-Klara

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    Actually I'm quite enjoying this :D

    GILLIAN FTW
     
  10. Ag

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    Me too. Big Brother has been missing this for years, some actual psychological recovery could be as intriguing or entertaining as the feral meltdowns. Also Gillian isn't being a cunt SHOCKER.
     
  11. Zu-Klara

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    That was actually FABULOUS. I particularly enjoyed the sense of four born-agains returning to the house (accentuated no end by their being all in white), and old NECKBRACE suddenly came across as a right sinister twat. DITCH HIM STEPH
     
  12. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    BRING BACK THE PSYCH SHOW and DR FUNKAYYYY (but not that silly old fossil JUDI JAMES)

    Oh and IAIN LEE
     
  13. Zu-Klara

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    Today's TOP CINQ

    1. Tiffany - OBV
    2. Gillian :D
    3. Gemma - Quite enjoyed her giving it all that while flopped en lit AS PER
    4. Steph - Poor Steph :(
    5. Scotty T - Oddly do-able and quite sweet really

    Danniella really starting to bore at this point, and I don't give much of a fuck about the rest of them
     
  14. Mugatu

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    Has 2 Gills 1 Cup turned in her University of Wikipedia nutritionist qualifications and reinvented herself as some sort of relationship expert?
     
  15. lolly

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    Is that ALEX SIBLEY on BOTS? :o

    He's beefed up a bit
     
  16. Halli

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    He looked a bit odd with the long hair but he's aged well I thought

    Just watching a bit of the Live show now, its all kicked off again after nominations I presume. Stephanie and Daniella going at it. Tiffany walking around sulking
     
  17. Phoenix

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    Poo hag is boring.
     
  18. Sharla

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    They should have given her four turds in a tupperware and asked her to identify the housemates.
     
  19. Shirley

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    The REPULSIVE old COPROPHILE
     
  20. Shirley

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    A STIFF DRINK
    A STIFF DICK
    and a STEAK!
    :disco:
     
  21. lolly

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    It's so hard to have sympathy for Stephanie, isn't it?
     
  22. Phoenix

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    A modern day Romeo and Juliet.

    Although in all fairness, Daniella was being a cow.
     
  23. Ag

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    Stephanie remains utterly intolerable.

    Gemma seems to have gone on strike.
     
  24. Zu-Klara

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    I actually feel a bit sorry for Steph. Neediness incarnate and clearly prone to be drawn to some right scabs. Obviously I wouldn't actually give her the time of day or indeed the MULTIPLE NOD if she popped round for a needy whinge but I'd merrily charge her £250 for an hour of COUNSELLOR SU TIME :disco:
     
  25. lolly

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    Eviction odds

    4/9 Jeremy
    7/4 Stephanie
    12/1 Tiffany

    Odds to win

    6/5 Tiffany
    5/2 Scotty
    3/1 Darren
    10/1 John
    22/1 Danniella
    40/1 Stephanie
    50/1 Gemma
    100/1 Jeremy
     
  26. lolly

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    I do find it hard not to feel sorry for her, because she's so obviously fucked up, not evil incarnate like some we have seen in the past. But by fuck she makes having sympathy for her difficult.
     
  27. Halli

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    Sorry this has just tickled me - and totally true :D

    I can't stop laughing at this.
     
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  28. Halli

    Halli sippin' champagne from a paper cup

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    AND I am totally with Daniella after that episode, despite knowing that I was MUCH WORSE than Steph when I was her age, I just didn't do it on national tv. Oh dear.
     
  29. lolly

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    Jeremy still favourite to go, although Stephanie's odds are shortening.

    Part of me wants Stephanie voted out, but i think I'd rather see Jeremy voted out, just to see her reaction. I think there would be a good chance she'll try and leave with him, or walk shortly after.
     
  30. Ag

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    Fuck Stephanie. I don't want that mongaloid on my screen any more.
     
  31. Mugatu

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    I'm not one to revel in people getting phonecalls about how they're SO BRAVE to be a tit on TV for a few weeks but it takes the piss to openly jeopardise other people's wonderful, emotional moments. Jeremy is an utter dullard and Stephanie is common as dog shit.
     
  32. Slave

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    "FUCK OFF GILLIAN MCKEITH" :D
     
  33. Slave

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    "Do you want any more tips from me?"

    "NO!" *slams phone down*

    Loving this task.
     
  34. Ag

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    Did we know Tiffany is FAVE TO WIN?
     
  35. lolly

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    Yes, she has been for a few days now.

    I think it will be

    1 Scotty
    2 Darren
    3 Tiffany

    but obviously would be happily proved wrong.
     
  36. Ag

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    Now that phone call was a winning moment. Hope Queen Tiff wins.
     
  37. Slave

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    "I need a good STICKING"

    This episode is bringing it on so many levels.
     
  38. lolly

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    I'm guessing they are too sober for Stephanie to kick off at the prospect of them being parted now?
     
  39. Sharla

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    Carol Vorderman on next week's Lip Sync Battle to coincide with the final.
     
  40. jivafox

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    Are they doing this so they can't say by to each other? :D
     

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