Celebrity X Factor LINE UP CONFIRMED

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  1. Ag

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    I don’t even recognise most of this lot with obvious exceptions but I like the look of Victoria Ekanoye so I’m TEAM V :disco:
     
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    Chesty Hayley Hasselhoff certainly knows how to fill a bra :shock:
     
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    Can someone tell us who they all are pls :(
     
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    Ugh jesus gross
     
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    Is that Sam Bailey top right?
     
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    FINE you made me click on the link

    Good grief that's the annoying precocious singing child from Love Actually. And the Vixen :o
     
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    Whatever happened to that X Factor All Stars thing?
     
  9. Kalabaliken

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    The girl group look great. But who the fuck are they?
     
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    It's still happening after this series, but I think it's just a one-off Christmas special or something.
     
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    I think it’s more like BGT The Champions - all
    Done and dusted in one week.
     
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    What happened to Jeremy Edwards?

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    Doesn't Megan McKenna already have a music career?
     
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    Kalabaliken Pop Precision Since 1978

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    He's almost 50, I don't think he looks that bad. Looking at his Twitter that's just a bad photo.
     
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    That Hasslehoff spawn is rather BUSTY.
     
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    I mean this terrible line-up is very tempting to actually watch.
     
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    Just beginning to realise who a few of them are. Ben Mitchell's ex.

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    She does, which gives her an advantage for sure, but then she's not the one here who has experience.
     
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    As I've just discovered. Which leads me to think they can sing to some degree. I presume this won't be quite the shit show the previous attempt was.
     
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    They definitely seem to be going for talent over laughs - remember this from the first Celebrity series?



    :D :D :D
     
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    The original SULTRY GEM
     
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    Apparently there is actually a record deal on offer at the end of this, but still it does feel a little bit like a cheat that most of them have musical experience already.
     
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    Just saw that the girl group are all influencers from South America! Rather strange that they’ve got a complete bunch of unknowns to compete in a UK show.
     
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    I hope they exclusively do Shakira and JLo Spanish hits to school the British
     
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    is that wheelchair boy from Glee? :disco:
     
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    WHY? God it’s any old cock for a few grabby coppers, innit

    Obviously I shan’t object (as much) if the winner is Victoria or BOOBI VON HOFF
     
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    :side-eye: Based on WHAT EXACTLY?
     
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    They MUST already be a ready to go group. ITV wouldn’t have had the brains to put a group who all live on the other side of the world together just for this show. Especially when they look like a ready made package.
    Watch them be first out.
     
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    I take it this hot mess starts a week on Saturday?
     
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    I must say I really can’t see it being a success with that line up, but of course I shall be tuning in. :disco:
     
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    I think Love Islands Eyal has already been in an ill fated band a few years back.
     
  32. SDF

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    That is exactly what I thought!

    Also where is Gemma Collins?! :oi:
     
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    Is it all shot in LA or are we getting any live shows?

    I genuinely didn’t recognise any of them at first, except Jeremy Edwards and Brendan Cole.

    Martin Bashir better give us some MJ.
     
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    Quite! It just won’t be the same without her star quality and exquisitely creamy songbird vox :(

    SULTRY GEM indeed :disco:
     
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    I must say that I’d rather have this CELEBRETY version than another dreary year of deluded, needy civilians weeping gratefully at the feet of talant and relentlessly bleating on about all their dreams finally coming true, only to end up back on crack and last on the bill at Clacton Pier about six months after coming 10th in the final
     
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    Celebrity X Factor starring...

    Ricki Lake!

    Mel Blatt?!

    Inflatable Ivanka Trump!

    Two boys who stand at the bus stop with their hands in their joggers for some reason!
     
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    I know, but the word "Celebrity" is really working hard here.
     
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    It’s the GC, she’s so FABULOOOUS.:disco:
     
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    When is this starting please? I thought a week on Saturday, but upon seeing the advert for it yesterday we had no start date, so I assume it must be later?
     
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    He’s already a singer and has been in the West End. Ugh.
     

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