CHEESE

Cheddar x

 

Please don't tell me it's mild

 

Mature actually! It was on special. The exyrà mature wasn't

 

Cheese rate!


-1 Every cheese on earth that ever existed.

THE END.

 

I'm obsessed with cheese. All of it. From the bougiest cheeses to the nasty plastic fast food cheese.

That being said

11 Cheddar
9 Parmesan
10 Cream Cheese
6 Cottage Cheese
8 Butterkast
4 Mozzarella
8 Brie
8 Camembert
8 Feta cheese
5 Blue Cheese

 

My hands stink of Stilton

 

I remember your cheese hatred. FREAK!

I'll let you know if a spot comes up at the conveyor belt x

 

It's nice to stand out now and again

Even if you do always have to brave the conversation when you go on dates for fear of it ending early with a from the person opposite you. Hating cheese is probably second to hating puppies on the "never date this man" list

 

@dUb did you ever find out about that block function?

 

I had to finish everything this week since I'll be away for two weeks

I had:
Comté (always and forever)
Tomme de Savoie
Ossau-iraty
Roquefort
Mozzarella
Feta

 

It was nearly a deal-breaker with @Iguana . In the end I embraced the opportunity to not have cheese in the house and not be a complete total fat pig and it works.

But sometimes on special occasions *cough* lockdown *cough* I think cheddar is allowed.

 

I once bought you a whole cheese board for yourself, I believe

 

You also bought me a camambert and a clay pot to melt it in and you sat there and indulged with me. I'm not sure I've ever loved you more. Xx

 

How can you not like a bit of dairylea on your cracker @funky

 

I currently have some applewood and brie at home and it's taking an incredible amount of willpower not to scoff the lot.

 

Last night I enjoyed a massive SLAB of FETA DOUZED in OLIVE OIL