Discussion in 'Girls Aloud' started by Halli, Sep 20, 2014.
It's coming, bitchez.
She's really pushing those boundaries with the whole being outside thing.
And anyway did Under the Sun not happen all of a sudden? (Well obviously it didn't HAPPEN)
Call My Name was outside too wasn't it, that famous place where they shot the racing scene in Grease.
Strange to think this will be her FOURTH solo album
Hoping for a slightly re-worked cover of the Jennifer Ellison classic 'Baby I Don't Care'
Wow me neither
I was thinking Shakespear's Sister, with Nadine doing the Marcy bits.
I'm pleased to see that this cack has already been relegated to the RETIREMENT VILLAGE
Can this not be moved to pop?
Premieres 8am tomorrow
I almost thought she had tattooed leopard print on her tits given the sheer fabric.
Very pop. Very Britney. Apparently.
Very coffee table.
Very LACK I'd imagine. In more ways than one
God the chorus really hits her sweet spot
It's shit of course.
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It's no exaggeration to say she has the worst recording voice ever.
It's more Dear Diary than Slave 4 U in terms of 'very Britney'.
That is some TOP RUBBISH. She swears far too much for my liking.
That is very pedestrian. Even for her.
She needs a surname.
I absolutely love it!
What a fucking cunt
Oh fuck, it's surprisingly NOT SHIT despite her vox obviously trying their best to make it shit. I mean I'd still be all for it flopping so her music career is one step closer to being as dead as she is behind the eyes, but yeah, I might actually want to listen to it through choice at some point.
Oh I was really excited about that until the chorus.
Shame, the production is very poppy Kylie.
The whole thing has a slight In My Arms vibe.
Can't wait for everyone to be loving it a month from now.
I always listen to a new Cheryl track, anticipating either a 10/10 or a 0/10 moment.
This has not let me down.
That's fantastic. Vocally, she's a disaster, but the track itself is just too good to let that get in the way. The chorus really makes you warm to her.
Is it even better than The Flood?
I quite like it!
It's terrible. Profanity for the sake of it and nocals aplenty.
Save for her undeniable looks, what is it about this woman that keeps anyone fascinated?
You think? It makes me cringe.
It seems like she actually believe she's the British Britney Spears. Remember when she compared herself/Promise This to Britney/..Baby one more time in her autobiography?
I am really loving this though. The 'so fucking good' bit is already stuck in my head. Shame about it having possibly the worst recorded vocals OF ALL TIME. Seriously what the fuck? I thought recording technology could fix these things in this day and age.
She really needs to learn from the greats that went before her (i.e. Louise) and get some anonymous black girls to do the vocal heavy lifting.
It reminds me of Geri on Lift Me Up the way such a painfully inept vocal is bizarrely presented with minimal support (while still obviously being processed to fuck).
Do people really expect good vocals from Cheryl Cole? She's not new guys, she's been a shit singer for 12 years, it isn't going to change.
Shall listen to this after work and I fully expect it to be utterly fabulous, like she is
I do worry that she will never deliver a track of Call My Name's calibre again, but let's face it, Madonna only gave us one Vogue.
But for every Vogue we got a Candy Shop, Incredible, Turn Up The Radio and a Hey You
I'm not here for this Kylie's "X" reject demo REALNESS
Well, it's better than 'Crazy Stupid Love'. It's almost likeable.
Sorry Edward, I thought it would have been more clear I wasn't being entirely serious.
The track outside of Cheryl is still explicitly amazing though.