Discussion in 'Pop' started by Jark, Oct 24, 2018.
Love the classic cwej maneouvre
Well for one, she's useless. I think everyone including the press knew she was punching well above her weight success wise. I can't remember but I'm sure she didn't escape negative articles back then either.
Not that it's NICE obviously but she was always on borrowed time. She's had a fair bit of luck with those number ones because beyond that has anything done well for her after the first album?
I actually don't mind the song and Three Words was amazing so I'll be grateful to her for that.
The backlash does seem to have been excessively violent and personally I blame her plastic oh no I’m sorry I mean BABY face. I don’t think that wheeling out another single with sassy cussing has done her many favours either. Reach a certain point and it’s just mum being embarrassing
People are sick of her I believe because she's one, old news and two, her last two relationships. Her marriage to JBFV was a complete joke and lost her a lot of sympathy and as for the that 1D child... it looked at the time like she just wanted a child with someone, anyone and after they broke up before the baby was out of his dummy, it backs up that theory. She used to be the nations darling who got cheated on and garnered sympathy. Now shes the marriage hungry baby wanting idiot just like loads of other celebrities.
Her releasing a song about those relationships was a bigger mistake that they initially were. She should have drawn a line under them and sung about something else. It's a bang average song with shit lyrics and a tiresome premise. Put it all together and it's a recipe for a backlash, as we're seeing. I like Cheryl and these are not my thoughts but perception is reality.
Oh and the ridiculous plastic surgery and even worse lies about what caused the changes to her face wouldnt have helped either. Another jump to generic celebrity. Her army of 16 year old chavs dont like her getting things they cant, shit tattoos are one thing but plastic surgery? They will be alienated by it, especially as all of them crave her appearance.
Beautifully summarised, may I say
I had no idea this was co-written by Kylie.
Darling she’s clearly been at the Buckfast again and is confusing Kylie with Dainty Doll
It is according to today’s Sun. Kylie co wrote it and recorded it first but gave it away as it wouldn’t fit in with her most recent albums style. Let’s be honest Kylies love life is no less tragic than Cheryl’s, so it does KIND OF ring true.
In which case IT MUST BE TRUE.
Oh as if Kylie would write or record a song with THAT sort of language. Whatever next? A song on the ‘Golden’ deluxe called ‘Ease My Aching Cunt’?
Comfortably into a 9th page. Even by the standards of Moopy, that's...oh, you know...it's.... yeah, that.
I can’t find the article online but it’s in today’s showbiz bit. “Kylie Minogue was one of the original writers of the tune and put her vocals on it in January last year, with it being passed on later to the former Girls Aloud singer to record”.
Stop Me From Balling
A Lifetime To Repair (The Damage Caused By The Double-Ender)
Oh you know what we’re like when we get on a BILE ROLL
It doesnt mean that she recorded the song lyric for lyric though?
"I did my time on the yellow brick road
I saw some shit that'd make your head explode"
Does that just means there was a lot of dog shit on the pavements near her estate in Newcastle?
BREAKING: Kylie writes a song called ‘Lady Luck’ for the deluxe “so I could rhyme it with fist and fuck”
As if this took 8 fucking people to write it...
It's odd that she doesn't seem to have a credit though. Considering about eight other people are claiming it, anyway.
Also on the new deluxe:
"Jack And Danny"
"Your Love Is Heinous"
"In The Dock"
Yes it is such a non story even for The Sun standards.
The cheek of them dragging Kylie into this ghastly debacle
I don't know what Kylie was thinking anyway. If she stuck a harmonica and a disco banjo on it, she could have slapped it on Golden quite easily.
The horrendous Crazy Stupid Love WAS meant to be recorded by Kylie for Kiss Me Once though.
So you're saying this is a revenge tactic?
It wasn’t her fault hun.
and if I were Kylie (OMG) I'd probably apologize (for unleashing this monstrosity) on-screen
One of my friends said that Love Made Me Do It was DEFINITELY originally for Kylie.
Is your friend more reliable than The Sun?
In Defence of Cheryl Cole
I think it was the late, great Sigmund Freud who fir - oh my dinners ready sorry
I just spent ages clicking that title thinking it was a link
It is - right click and hold down Shift
Southern Rail is more reliable than The Sun.
Kylie giving this to Cheryl is surely #justice4dannii no?
Urgh, she has now officially been credited. Thank heavens we were spared quite frankly.
I’m pretty sure it would have been quite different with Kylie singing. I think the lyrics were totally rewritten for Cheryl.
Apparently it has been considerably changed, though not unrecognisably so.
What a terrible stain