Cilla Black DEAD

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  1. octophone

    octophone ADMIN, bitches!!

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    I hope, when she got to Hell, she was assigned seat 1A but found there was someone sitting there already and they refused to move. And that's her eternity. With champagne made from Satan's own wee-wee.
     
  2. Kalabaliken

    Kalabaliken Pop Precision Since 1978

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    I kinda want to make a pilgrimage to Liverpool so I can throw eggs at her statue.
     
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  3. octophone

    octophone ADMIN, bitches!!

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    Nah, throw shit at it. The eggs will get stolen mid-air.
     
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  4. Commotion

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    Throwing shit at it won't be noticeable as the statue is already a natural shit colour.
     
  5. octophone

    octophone ADMIN, bitches!!

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    Maybe painting it in easyjet's colours would be an option....
     
  6. Commotion

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    I am watching the 'Cilla' mini-series.

    She was fucking repulsive, even when played by the lovely Sheridan Smith.
     
  7. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Still dead though, right?
     
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  8. Commotion

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    Deservedly so!
     
  9. octophone

    octophone ADMIN, bitches!!

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    I love how Cold War Steve now works that picture of her sitting at someone else's table and refusing to move into absolutely EVERYTHING he does. I actually look for her now and she's always squirrelled away in there somewhere.
     
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  10. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    We all know about this, right? It’s achieved real cult status amongst my friends.

    It’s the best thing she ever did.

     
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  11. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    “It was Cilla’s first taste of SIN!”
     
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  12. Commotion

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    Oxo cube rubbed onto an orange sounds repugnant and utterly Cilla.
     
  13. Zu-Klara

    Zu-Klara AMETHYST DECEIVER

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    Why would you EVEN? :D

    Surely they weren’t so poor that they couldn’t even afford a kettle? Tasty mug of beefy Oxo for main, orange for sweet :disco:
     
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  14. Gangsta Nancy Lam

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    Maybe Thatcher was right about Liverpool.
     
  15. Ag

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    Someone's BROWSING this topic :o
     
  16. Yvonne Mondle

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    I urgently needed a quick wank over that picture of Mitch titting up the lovely statue of his daughter :horny:

    And a flick through our heartfelt and e’er fond Cilla memories obviously. STILL DEAD I TRUST
     
  17. Yvonne Mondle

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    Not sure what to pop on your Christmas list? Bit worried about what to ask Santa for when he squeezes himself into your chimney? Well girls, you can stop your silly fretting because here’s CILLA with the answer :disco:

    OH WOW at the prospect of those Ted Carfrae remixes of ‘Knowing Me, Knowing You’ and of course ‘Don’t Cry For Me Argentina’ :disco::disco::disco:
     
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  18. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    Can’t believe she did “Keep Young and Beautiful”. Hypocrite.
     
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  19. Ag

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    Hoping Benny and Bjorn put a stop to that KMKY cover.
     
  20. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    Well that's RUINED MY BIRTHDAY. Is it a BREXIT TIE-IN?

    I actually think that being forced to listen to Cilla's renditions of those songs might KILL ME
     
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  21. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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  22. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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  23. lolly

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    Worse than Tupac
     
  24. Rita

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    OMG. WHEN? :o
     
  25. Lucille

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    I got quite excited seeing this on the new posts, having briefly forgot she was ALREADY DEAD.
     
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  26. ButterTart

    ButterTart Heather Proud's 'Small'

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    I came here to say the same thing. Just Seeing the thread title gives me a bit of a tingle of joy. I think I’m still in the honeymoon period.
     
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  27. Ag

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    Just seeing DEAD in a title is enough to make me stop talking to myself and focus on my phone with fear and excitement.
     
  28. octophone

    octophone ADMIN, bitches!!

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    I love playing "Where's Cilla?" in Cold War Steve's pictures. Honestly, that's her legacy.
     
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  29. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    It's here :disco:



    (Still dead)
     
  30. Kalabaliken

    Kalabaliken Pop Precision Since 1978

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    Sensationally dead!
     
  31. ButterTart

    ButterTart Heather Proud's 'Small'

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    Such a subtle, mellifluous voice.
     

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