Coleen Rooney - Private Investigator

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  1. Ag

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    I don't really care about any of this, but Wagatha Christie is totally worth it.
     
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  2. Kate

    Kate most die in your bedroom

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    Same.
     
  3. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    It's ALL GREAT FUN, though yes, couldn't give a shite about the protagonists otherwise...
     
  4. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    Exactly, I'm over it already but Twitter made it worthwhile.
     
  5. Halli

    Halli sippin' champagne from a paper cup

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    'Various people have had access to my insta'

    GUILTY!

    The best thing about this is that DAME LIZZE CUNDY has appeared as the 'VOICE OF WAGS' on the evening news :disco:
     
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  6. Kalabaliken

    Kalabaliken Pop Precision Since 1978

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    I don't think ANYONE gives a shit about either of them, but it's more the manner of how this has all been revealed and has panned out. It's like an episode of Footballers Wives indeed! This will give us memes and quotes FOR LIFE.
     
  7. Rita

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    Oh KALA. :D
     
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  8. Kalabaliken

    Kalabaliken Pop Precision Since 1978

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    What I mean is that neither of them were on anyone’s radar before this and it’s not THEM who anyone cares about, but the whole drama. I don’t give a fuck about HER or her life but if she continues to give us stuff like this then I’ll happily go along for the ride!

    In a few weeks time no one will give a fuck about them anymore so let’s just enjoy this while we can, it’s the best distraction we’ve had from this fucking HELLHOLE we are currently in.
     
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  9. Ellie

    Ellie Super talented triple threat

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    I’m just wondering why a story like Coleen’s basement flooding would be interesting enough to anyone to report in The Scum.
     
  10. Lucille

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    The latest is that Rebekah Vardy is now flying back hone from holiday and hiring a TEAM of IT EXPERTS to prove her innocence. :D
     
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  11. Peekaboo

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    Isn't she HEAVILY PREGNANT? What is she doing FLYING AROUND?
     
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  12. Kalabaliken

    Kalabaliken Pop Precision Since 1978

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    :D :D :D

    This just gets BETTER!
     
  13. Kalabaliken

    Kalabaliken Pop Precision Since 1978

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    And the memes keep on coming!

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  14. Iguana

    Iguana One two CHA CHA CHA

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    If the only person she didn't block was Rebekah, she must have suspected her anyway? So then why did it take 5 months to work it out? Or did she block random people for a few days until she landed on Rebekah?
     
  15. Kalabaliken

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    Not sure. But she revealed this the day after a story about her basement being flooded was printed by the Sun. So perhaps that was the final piece of the puzzle.

    What makes it worse is that Rebekah is from Liverpool. If it's true that she's selling stories to the Sun of all newspapers, that's probably worse than the actual deceit in the first place! Her name will be DIRT there...
     
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  16. Devil

    Devil I Need A House

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    I am LOVING this.

    No idea who they are, but this Coleen sounds :disco:
     
  17. Ag

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    For reasons I have NO IDEA ABOUT notorious racist Danielle Lloyd is connected to this and for some reason there are now pictures of her on Twitter with PRINGLES up her CUNT.
     
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  18. Yvonne Mondle

    Yvonne Mondle BON APPÉTIT BÉBÉ

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    :D:D:D Individual Pringles casually littered around the labia or the whole tube rammed up?
     
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  19. Rita

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    Oh dear.

    Danielle Lloyd and Ms Elizabeth Cundy were on This Morning. Elizabeth was on Beckys side, and Danielle said that she is CERTAIN that this is all true as she has done similar to her before. :o

    The plot thickens....
     
  20. Ag

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    I did briefly see a pic and it was her boyfriend popping one up her hole using his teeth.
     
  21. Rita

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    Maybe she was also hacked like poor old Bex.
     
  22. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    And the CRUMBS!
     
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  23. Halli

    Halli sippin' champagne from a paper cup

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    This has just made me CHUCKLE so hard :D
     
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  24. cwej

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    Crying at the Guess Who box :D Absolute genius!
     
  25. SDF

    SDF The Wait is Over

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    I don’t think I’d like prawn cocktail pringles :gross:
     
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