Come Dine With Me

Discussion in 'Reality Bites' started by Halli, Sep 13, 2005.

  1. Ozymandias

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    It really is an AWFUL selection of people this week and that's saying something for this show.

    "The only thing I've ever won is the egg and spoon race at school where I came third" / "full time party animal". GOOD GRIEF.

    Stallion is a bit gormless.
     
  2. COB

    COB Pop it in here thanks

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    Welcome to Moopy, Ozymandias!
     
  3. Chlammy

    Chlammy Climb on through my window.

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    I loved the Swansea one from the other week. The DJ guy was brilliant. Welsh people are generally lovely.

    This week's is OK so far. I quite liked the 'hippy' until he went off on one about the tiny Indian.
     
  4. Ozymandias

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    Thank you very much. I KNOW some of the people here as I post ELSEWHERE. But I feel I may be better suited here. We shall see.

    If we're discussing CHOICE CDWM episodes I don't think anything will ever top York "snake shitting on the dining table" week.
     
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  5. monsta

    monsta CAUGHT YOUR FEVER

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    Is Ozymandias Dazzle? Or vasilios? I would GO OFF.
     
  6. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Where is ELSEWHERE?

    Please don't say famousmales.com :shy:
     
  7. monsta

    monsta CAUGHT YOUR FEVER

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    Sarah Ure's esteemed Kylie forum.
     
  8. Johnkm

    Johnkm Valar Morghulis

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    Oh I approve of The Fat Controller avatar Ozymandias.
     
  9. Ozymandias

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    Dazzle?! Famous Males?!

    My name is Jake. I've known Eileen and Jark from places past and present.

    WE'LL LEAVE IT THERE for now.
     
  10. Ozymandias

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    I did once see Dazzle though at a TING TINGS single signing at ZAVVI (shit band). I believe he's slightly DESPERATE in all areas of life no?
     
  11. PercyPig

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    There's a NOF Come Dine With Me at menatplay.com :horny:

    Edit - Sorry, I mean "Cum Dine With Me"
     
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  12. TurnerPrize

    TurnerPrize time to dance

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    Is the inexplicable PARTY ANIMAL a gay then?

    I'd be mean about him, but with THAT music taste i'd be shocked if he's not on moopy at some point.
     
  13. TurnerPrize

    TurnerPrize time to dance

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    What an unappealing lot. I'd rather just see their recipes.
     
  14. Chlammy

    Chlammy Climb on through my window.

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    I hate the prat with the long hair and disgusting teeth. What has poor Neru done to him to deserve all of that bitchiness? I get a bit sad thinking that as she's watching the show on TV and hearing him say all that she's probably getting a bit teary and self-conscious.
     
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  15. Ozymandias

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    Are those scallops on that plate? If so they look VERY UNDERDONE.

    The lack of any entertainment makes me think it's a very 6/10 evening.

    Poor.
     
  16. Johnkm

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    Did anyone watch this weeks C4 episodes? Oh my days Linda/''Aunt Tet'' is literally the most ridiculous person to ever appear on this show. Absolutely MENTAL, but in a really entertaining way I thought. The sight of her marching out of her house playing BAGPIPES of all things really was the cherry on top of a ridiculous week of events.
     
  17. Chlammy

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    The gay guy was absolutely one of the most hideous people to have ever appeared on this show.

    I loved the ditsy blonde one though.
     
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    Oh yes Steven was awful. His GLEE last night when he saw Linda's menu summed up how pathetic he is perfectly. ''Oh I want to hate it because I hate Linda'' *looks at menu* ''YAY IT'S RUBBISH''
     
  19. Ozymandias

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    Stephen is yet another example of the "campy gay bitch" character that CDWM seems to frequently include in many of the different weeks.

    I also could not work out whether he was attractive looking or not.

    The water feature bloke seems EQUALLY as batty as Linda.
     
  20. Ozymandias

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    As I continue my voyage through the week's episodes it is quite clear he is quite "not much to look at".

    WHAT WAS I BRIEFLY THINKING
     
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    I had a similar dilemma myself on Monday/Tuesday, but quickly realised he is very much a NOT.
     
  22. Chlammy

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    Worst Welsh CDWM crowd ever, I think. Primary School Teacher is a bore, isn't he?

    Fit rugby player not included, obviously.
     
  23. Johnkm

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    Last nights host was HORRIFIC. QUICHE and a BUFFET? No thanks love.

    I don't like how they're being so disrespectful to the health conscious one either, she looks better than that bloated, fake tanned WHALE.
     
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  24. Halli

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    New celeb one starting on C4 now, with Chantelle Houghton and Pete Burns
     
  25. That One

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    Between this and Coach Trip you'd be forgiven for thinking there are NO straight male "celebs"!
     
  26. Halli

    Halli sippin' champagne from a paper cup

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    Was Cleo in the same BB as Pete and Chantelle? It's like 2007 all over again. We need Jodie Marsh. Barrymore's already on Coach Trip.
     
  27. That One

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    Who the fuck is Andrew Stone?
     
  28. Halli

    Halli sippin' champagne from a paper cup

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    From Pineapple Dance Studios on Sky One
     
  29. That One

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    Good grief.

    Pete Burns is hilariously miserable.
     
  30. Halli

    Halli sippin' champagne from a paper cup

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    'I don't really eat often because I don't like the taste of food'
     
  31. COB

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    Celeb 'return of the worst' this week, starring LESLEY JOSEPH :o
     
  32. TurnerPrize

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    :o:D

    Has she been on yet? I doubt she could top the multi car pile up that was her first appearance, but now way am i missing it.
     
  33. COB

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    Nope - Bobby Davro yesterday, Wayne Sleep today (and RIGHT NOW on +1) - Tamara Beckwith and Raef Thingy are on it as well.
     
  34. TurnerPrize

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    Oh that's a rotten line-up for her to spend the week with.

    I spose the producers wouldn't want to use anyone that would be missed when Lesley and Sarah Greene KILL THEM with some still-defrosting meat though.
     
  35. COB

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    Tonight she was dressed as a FLAPPER, complete with a massive cigarette holder (that she kept in her mouth while eating) :D
     
  36. Chlammy

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    What has Raef done to his face?! :D
     
  37. Johnkm

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    He's still a MONUMENTAL TWAT.
     
  38. Johnkm

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    This weeks bunch are GOLD. Darren and Anna HATE Greg and vice versa and they aren't even trying to hide it :D
     
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    ''I brought you some flowers. Yellow is a sign of disappointment' WHAT A CUNT :D
     
  40. Halli

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    'You can bet the chicken is from the freezer of some LOW END SUPERMARKET'
     

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