Come Dine With Me

Discussion in 'Reality Bites' started by Halli, Sep 13, 2005.

  1. straightorbroken

    straightorbroken from the sound of sirens

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    Black women must be so offended by this show, they're all the same on it :rusty:
     
  2. Tisch

    Tisch Aka Tisch Paris, aka Tisch Successful

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    They're big black lovable mommas who serve Zebra and giggle at everything, or get the arse.
     
  3. Johnkm

    Johnkm Valar Morghulis

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    Oh the AMAZING Joe/Margaret one is on C4 again today. I forgot quite how UTTERLY VILE Joe is in ever way.
     
  4. straightorbroken

    straightorbroken from the sound of sirens

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    Franko may be a bit of a twat, but the out of shape stripper and out of shape harpy are just VILE.
     
  5. PercyPig

    PercyPig The Last of Us

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    Jesus at the gay on today. The type who wonders why they spend their entire life being single even though they've got loads of "gal pals".

    "I just don't understand why I'm single when I've got so many friends"
     
  6. TurnerPrize

    TurnerPrize time to dance

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    Is he a drag queen? I swear about 95% of gays on this show are drag queens.
     
  7. Johnkm

    Johnkm Valar Morghulis

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    Oh he's AWFUL, his comments just make him look really really unpleasant when I'm sure he thinks he's hilarious.
     
  8. PercyPig

    PercyPig The Last of Us

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    Yes he was. Full of snappy one liners
     
  9. straightorbroken

    straightorbroken from the sound of sirens

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    I know someone who has been a contestant but it's not aired yet, and this was well over 6 months ago.
     
  10. Tisch

    Tisch Aka Tisch Paris, aka Tisch Successful

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    "Did you send me a text today?"
    *befuddled look* "No"
    "Oh. Well it said 'Thank-you', and I wondered if you were thanking me by text because you didn't thank me last night..."

    :o OMG!
     
  11. Johnkm

    Johnkm Valar Morghulis

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    That went down like a LEAD BALLOON and rightly so, it was such a :manson: moment. Dave wasn't much better granted, but at he managed to be mildly amusing with his insults.
     
  12. Halli

    Halli sippin' champagne from a paper cup

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    REALITY star Jasmine Lennard has been thrown off the Celebrity Come Dine With Me Christmas special after being accused of threatening to “glass” a fellow contestant.

    Jasmine – nicknamed Queen Bitch when she appeared on this year’s Celebrity Big Brother – clashed with two co-stars during filming of the festive cookery show.

    First she was accused of picking on former X Factor star Marcus Collins. Then she had a stand-up row with actress Crissy Rock, who had leapt to Marcus’s defence.

    Benidorm star Crissy screamed at Jasmine: “If you want to start on anyone then f***ing start on me.”

    The row was eventually defused by show gproducers, before Channel 4 bosses gdecided to remove gJasmine, 27, saying her gpresence was “toxic”.

    A show source said: “Jasmine clashed with Marcus and was warned. Then she clashed with Crissy quite seriously.

    “The bosses decided they had a duty of care to the other contestants.

    “Jasmine finally went because it all kicked off and she was accused of threatening to glass someone.”

    Ex-Corrie star Margi Clarke has now taken Jasmine’s place on the show, in which celebrities including Strictly star Chelsee Healey cook meals for each other to win a prize for charity.

    But filming was thrown into chaos and bosses are furious a crucial part of their festive schedule was disrupted. The episode will go out on December 23 or Christmas Eve.
     
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  13. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    :D!

    Jesus that girl is a fucked up MESS. I hope we see it all though. But I'm sure MARGI CLARKE turning up at the door as a replacement didn't do much to quell their FEAR. :disco:
     
  14. VoR

    VoR #Justice4JLo

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    My dad did the driving for this show. ALL the Scouse celebrities.

    Apparently Crissy and Margi are OFF THEIR ROCKERS (though he's driven Margi before so he sort of knows her). He drove Marcus too. Didn't mention Jasmine, though I doubt he'd have a clue who she was. :D
     
  15. VoR

    VoR #Justice4JLo

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    also :D but also a bit :( at the directory of Marcus Collins career from X Factor runner up to COME DINE WITH ME in less than 12 months.

    He must have thought he was going to be the new Olly Murs.
     
  16. Madison

    Madison Everything goes up by six

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    I certainly don't.
     
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    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    She seems to claw her way onto reality shows when in actual reality she should be in a secure hospital.
     
  18. COB

    COB Nasty Boys

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    VoR, you should've given your dad a CD of Margi's TRANCE CLASSICS to play in the car :disco:
     
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  19. Halli

    Halli sippin' champagne from a paper cup

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    So that's now Make Me A Supermodel she was kicked off from, as well as Celeb Holiday Rep and now this :D
     
  20. Beryl

    Beryl Boy stop, step awaaaaay.

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    I've just covered a Beauty class at work and this QoL was in the group!

    [​IMG]
     
  21. Eileen

    Eileen All the better to see you with, my dear.

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    When I saw that you had posted in this thread, I thought that this would be yet ANOTHER TV show you'd managed to get yourself onto.
     
  22. Beryl

    Beryl Boy stop, step awaaaaay.

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    I'm not whoring myself out to any shows at the moment, maybe next year.
     
  23. Sharla

    Sharla The Resistance

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    More 4 are showing one of the Cardiff ones with the most vile of vile queens. Perfect festive viewing to watch after a nice dinner.
     
  24. COB

    COB Nasty Boys

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    Oh I remember this one - AWFUL.
     
  25. Sharla

    Sharla The Resistance

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    I've had sex in one of the houses used, but NOT with any of the contestants.
     
  26. COB

    COB Nasty Boys

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    Is the current C4 episode new? It appears to feature the dictionary definition of a :black: woman getting the arse.
     
  27. Halli

    Halli sippin' champagne from a paper cup

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    :D What's she getting the arse about? Is it worth catching up online?
     
  28. COB

    COB Nasty Boys

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    I think she just hates everyone's FOOD, on one night she was all but retching at the table :D
     
  29. Halli

    Halli sippin' champagne from a paper cup

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    I caught a bit on plus one, it's an old one, but I remember it well. The two women give eachother evils all week
     
  30. monsta

    monsta CAUGHT YOUR FEVER

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    Dawn from Preston AKA the greatest CDWM contestant ever has died.

    I hope no one had been waiting on her signature fajitas.

    :(
     
  31. VoR

    VoR #Justice4JLo

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    OMG :o

    Poor Dawn :( Truly the Amy Winehouse of crap reality TV.
     
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  32. straightorbroken

    straightorbroken from the sound of sirens

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    What was the cause of death?
     
  33. VoR

    VoR #Justice4JLo

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    Complications from Alcoholism it seems.

     
  34. straightorbroken

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    Naughty Nails :( :disco:
     
  35. COB

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    Oh that's really awful :( Her week was the first one I remember actually talking about to people, so it definitely made an impression.

    Sadly PIPPA and that benefit scrounger woman still draw breath as far as we know :evil:
     
  36. Sharla

    Sharla The Resistance

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    This is the main story on the STOP FUCKING HATE site.

    I don't think I've ever seen this bunch of episodes. Maybe they'll repeat them as a tribute.
     
  37. VoR

    VoR #Justice4JLo

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    They're all on Youtube and 4OD.

    WORTH WATCHING.

    To be honest, amazing as Dawn is she's actually slightly overshadowed by HOT PIECE Valerie Holiday.

    [​IMG]

    Her stripper pole routine still haunts my dreams.
     
  38. VoR

    VoR #Justice4JLo

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    Do they still make new episodes of this or is it just repeats?

    I just caught the end of one that massively kicked off thanks to some utterly vile harridan called Claire, who looked like Pam St Clement's more hatchet-faced sister, and somehow won despite everybody else hating her.
     
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  39. Beryl

    Beryl Boy stop, step awaaaaay.

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    One of my friends is going to be in one of the couples episodes next month, cannot wait.

    According to him they've stopped making the week long shows and only make the everyone in an hour ones now
     
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  40. COB

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    There's one on just now set in the Scottish Borders, and one guy just got a load of 3s and 5s for doing an Indian themed menu - "too unusual" for the others apparently :D :daf:

    I've not seen much of the couples version, but it certainly has potential (ie more scope for arguments)
     

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