Conservative leadership race (post May)

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Which of these fuckers?

  1. Boris Johnson

    20.0%
  2. Jeremy Hunt

    80.0%
  1. octophone

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    Not touching that with a shitty stick.
     
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    He's gonna to be our PM in 6 days.

    6 days and there's nothing you can do.
     
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    VoR #Justice4JLo

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    At this point I'm just grimly fascinated by the speed and scale with which he's going to crash and burn.

    I mean yes, Trump. But Boris hasn't actually won a national election, his mandate is nothing, his party is in tatters and there's a major crisis unfolding that he's completely ill-equipped to deal with.
     
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    Indie Great Tits IN THE SNOW

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    Only fifteen minutes until we, as a nation, find out which bollock has been crushed.
     
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    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    I have actually never seen anyone clap weirder than Boris Johnson.

    WTF?
     
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    Indie Great Tits IN THE SNOW

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    Bojo can't hide his smiles. He already knows.
     
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    Indie Great Tits IN THE SNOW

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    Yep, Boris Johnson is our new Chief Prick. What the fuck is going on with this world.
     
  12. dmlaw

    dmlaw Democracy doesn't work

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    Well, that's us fucked.
     
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    YAY
     
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    Jk.
     
  15. Mats

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    my condolences!
     
  16. Mats

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    it was a signal of STRENGTH, DETERMINATION and MILD RETARDATION
     
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    Suedey [Women yelling in background]

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    Emigration to Canada beckons.
     
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    The inevitability is crushing. Fuck. This. Country.

    Still, that's the break up of the United Kingdom well and truly on.
     
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    Apocalypt Flyer spheres

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    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    I just can't face thinking about it anymore. Life just gets WORSE AND WORSE.
     
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    One of the BBC's headlines is "What does the Prime Minister actually do?". Good time for a refresher given that the boundaries are about to be redrawn...
     
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    Jætike Gay horses eat hay

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    I'm rising from the dead to ask: what the fuck did the UK do?
     
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    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Obviously moopy is FAR MORE ENLIGHTENED, but as a nation, we don't deserve anyone's condolences. We've got what we deserved.

    I see big ron hasn't replied. I assume he's gathering all he holds dear and is fucking back off out of this festering wound of a country as quickly as possible.
     
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    Part of me is hopeful that seeing oafish Boris in charge will turn people off the Tories in a way that the (still terrible but) well-mannered Theresa May or David Cameron wouldn't.

    The larger part of me is NOT hopeful because England is full of stupid, selfish pricks, and we deserve a nuclear winter.
     
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    People like because he's all bantz.
     
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    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Or, as the Tory in my office put it today, at least he’s not Jeremy Corbyn...
     
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    Difficult to explain but it's basically self-harm.
     
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    PRITI PATEL as HOME SECRETARY?
    LIZ TRUSS as CHANCELLOR?

    Good GRIEF
     
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    Liz Truss to open a pork market in every town.
     
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    Kate she's for the streets BITCH

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    Liz living next door to him? Surely guaranteed to boff at some point.
     
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    I saw the news yesterday and immediately went WHAT IS THIS SHIT?
     
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    500% tax on foriegn cheese imports.
     
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    This would be horrifying, especially the former.
     
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    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Where is SUELLA in all of this?

    OH
     
  35. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    Oh I expect she'll get a TOP JOB seeing as being a PRIZE IDIOT seems to be the QUALIFICATION for a LEADING ROLE
     
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    I wouldn't let her clean Larry's litter tray.
     
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    You and I wouldn’t but that won’t stop the SILLY LITTLE CUNT getting her hopes up
     
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    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    She DIDN'T get a JOB AT ALL! I would say at least the JOHNSON ADMINISTRATION can spot an IDIOT when they see one but then NADINE DORRIES got one. POOR JOBLESS SUELLA
     

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