Discussion in 'Current Affairs & Debate' started by Ag, May 9, 2019.
And Gove moves into second.
Bye Jezza Cunt.
Boris Johnson - 157 - up 14
Michael Gove - 61 - up 10
Jeremy Hunt - 59 - up 5
Sajid Javid - 34 - down 4
who do Javid's votes go to then?
Good question. At least we'll find out later today because I can't really look at any of them much longer but at least this will reduce it to two.
I hope it's Gove Vs Johnson because it's poetic - they did the leave campaign together, then Gove knifed Johnson and, well, Sunday dinner has never been QUITE the same.
God talk about drawn out, it’s not the new pope or the Lithuanian Eurovision selection
Gove is probably the most ideological Brexiteer of the lot - given that I don't for one moment think Boris actually believes in anything - so I can see a world where he wins if he makes the ballot.
It's 99% Prime Minister Johnson though, realistically.
Gove to spend a month RITUALLY FLAYING Boris please
I didn’t realise this shit still won’t be sorted out before G20 (in Osaka this year so the security measures are a right mess for me), and Tezza is representing
It comes to something when you’re keeping fingers crossed for a Jeremy Hunt victory in ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM...
I can barely even consider Gove without being reminded of Frankie Boyle's remark: "it's only his glasses that stop his face from being classed as genitalia".
That had me absolutely hooting.
I prefer whoever’s comment it was that Jacob Rees-Mogg looks like a haunted shoe...
I thought it was a haunted pencil. But either works...
My sister described JRM as "a ludicrous haunted pencil" but I think "shoe" is better.
Is there any particular reason why Jeremy Hunt is hated here? I’m asking because in some of the articles I’ve read in Swedish, he’s the one who’s supposed to be one the best suited out of the bunch.
Well all Tories are cunts, but with him it's particularly because of his horrific stint as Health Secretary. NHS cuts and junior doctors going on strike.
So on balance I think I'd slightly prefer Cunt to Cove. At least he doesn't look like his own Spitting Image puppet.
I can't decide in favour of any of them. All of them are utterly abhorrent, and all I find myself thinking is 'okay, so he's the absolute worst option' only to then realise that leaves me with a choice of two other degenerate shysters.
I'd easier pick my favourite type of flesh wound.
It's Johnson vs Hunt.
Hunt vs Johnson what a choice
Jeremy Hunt or Boris Johnson will soon be Prime Minister. It's a bit like Sophie's Choice, if Meryl Streep's kids were both massive cunts.
The prospect of seeing those two cunts all over the media for FOUR WEEKS is thoroughly unappealing.
Try at LEAST three years. I'd say that's the next PM-Chancellor regardless. Obviously Boris won't be Chancellor.
I don’t think they’ll be able to deliver Brexit. Certainly not by October 31st. In that instance, surely they’ll be WIPED OUT.
Everyone's chatting about a General Election. I really can't see a Tory leader calling one early whatever happens.
Okay, if this Hunt is pro an ”orderly” Brexit (as in a prolonged and never leading to an exit) then I don’t care how many hospitals he shuts down or how much you all starve. All I care about is EU.
And sadly neither of them go to the gas chamber.
Broomhelga to be hung.
I'm voting boris for the mad bants (and because he'll be the downfall of the tories)
I want Boris to win because he created this mess, he needs to fuck it up for the brexiteers to realise that its just not possible.
Didn’t they say that about Trump?
Boris (and Trump) getting in only gives more strength to the evil that is the far right. It's wishful thinking to think it will in any way be a catalyst for the destruction of the Tories.
Some people say Boris is socially liberal.
I mean don't think the LBGTQ community have much to worry about when he becomes PM: https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2019/06/...-rights-record-anti-gay-slurs-liberal-stance/
Despite his previous slurs of which I have tweeted, I do believe people have a right to change so long as they stick to and uphold their revised beliefs.
His Islamophobic comments however were far more recent and concerning.
His switch from homophobia to islamophobia is simply to fall in line with the party as a whole. I don't think any of us have a clue what he actually thinks - he aims to please those whom he needs to please to maintain position and the prejudice du jour among Tory cunts is "ewww, Muslims".
I think the comparison is lazy, also fuck people. They deserve Boris.
That he seemingly didn't decide where he stood on Brexit until a few months before the vote, for me, a very loud alarm bell.
Jeremy hunt always looks too pleased with himself.