Conservative MP arrested on sexual assault allegations

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  1. octophone

    octophone Techno Poo

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    Oh. I was not aware of this...it's still a bit too convenient for one of Brexit's biggest wankers...although it could potentially explain why Boris wouldn't touch him.
     
  2. jivafox

    jivafox chalamet & chill

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    That new gay one who got accused recently AGAIN of being a creepy old lech “liked” my tweet on Twitter where I asked “why are all gay Tories always so fucking ugly?”.

    I almost felt bad but then I remembered that even though he’s a person, he’s also a Tory.
     
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  3. Ag

    Ag BRING BACK TAGS

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    Mark Francois under David Cameron :sick:
     
  4. octophone

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    Once someone is lost to Conservativism, there's nothing can be done.
     
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    octophone Techno Poo

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    Yeah, under his shoe. I could smuggle Mark Francois through customs up my arse.
     
  6. cwej

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    Not in my book.
     
  7. Soldi

    Soldi America’s Fun Aunt

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    Well I fancy a by-election in my constituency but then remembered my MP is a GAY so it’s not him (well, could be I suppose)
     
  8. Peekaboo

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    I had an old Tory MP propositioning me for a WRESTLE :eyes: a while ago on some SELECT WEBSITE. He had his name completely visible so a simple Google showed up everything about him! He was probably +70 and a Brexiteer :confused:
     
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  9. SDF

    SDF We're all Angles in Chainz

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    Wrestle?! Bringing a whole new meaning to rock bottom :eyes:
     
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  10. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    I'm keeping my fingers crossed for PENNY MORDAUNT
     
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    That didn't stop dear old ROBERT ROBERTS from trying it on with a girl on his staff. Gay Tories are a special breed.
     
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    Apparently it's a 50 year old. Does it narrow it down?
     
  13. Tisch

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    Just googled. Mark Harper is a possibility if it's someone exactly 50. He's been a minister too.

    The name rings a bell. Was his name very briefly in the ring for the last leadership election?
     
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    In unrelated news, Mark Francois has apparently deleted his twitter and Facebook accounts.
     
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  15. Tisch

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    Now seems like as good a time as any to share the sexual deviances list from a few years ago



    Liam Fox: Adam Werrity :horny:
     
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    If I were an MP in my 50's I'd be tweeting effusively about my innocence rather than just let my name be banded about Reddit lists constantly. I'm surprised no-one's done that yet
     
  17. ButterTart

    ButterTart Didn't we have fun?

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    In fairness, a Tweet from a Tory MP is basically guaranteed to be a tissue of lies.
    Even if Francois possessed the cognitive functions required to switch on his Disney Princess My First Computer and use his pudgy, Wotstit-encrusted fingers to scrawl ‘mark is no touch lady in bad area please’ across Twitter, nobody would believe him.
     
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    Oh PLEASE let it be that human turd Mark Francois :disco: PLEASE!

    Has Twitter not discovered the name yet? usually these things are blown in SECONDS!
     
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