Discussion in 'Coronavirus' started by Ag, Jan 24, 2020.
News hysteria ahoy!
It's now been confirmed in France. Batten down the hatches!
I have a runny nose and I’ve been coughing
I’m not worried. Death by flu doesn’t seem half as traumatic as death by Ebola.
You get tell Brexit is now officially boring. Back to the normal cycle of news.
I’ve just shat myself on the sofa. OMG Coronavirus
Ron Jr was at dance, a kid there is Chinese and gave him a fortune cookie for Lunar New Year, and he just puked up.
SEND HEALING VIBES ASAP
@Ag have you had any updates on your SIL?
Negative. Home. Pneumonia, despite expected hypochondria.
Pneumonia is not quite as exciting, is it?
I’ve been browsing the Fortune Cat menu on Just Eat and OMG my legs have just PURÉED from the fanny down
I quite like viruses being named after lemonade. Makes them less scary.
Olga from Corona counting the stream money from all the extra related plays
MC SARS, Coronavirus... what's next?
Thank goodness your STOOLS are so RELIABLY FORMED!
I'm guessing Alexpartitis.
I'm going to phone in sick on Monday with Vengapox
The Rhythm Of The Night to return to the charts with all this FREE PROMO.
Feline Nightcrawlers featuring John Reid AIDS.
We have to probable cases here too, it's a matter of DAYS that extends throughout Europe.
Non Livin Joy.
DJ BoBo to rebrand as DJ BuBonic
N-Trance's Stayin' Alive being played to death.
I don’t understand why I keep getting notifications every time someone new gets it. All it does is cause panic.
For the first time EVER I saw someone wearing a mask here, when buying in the supermarket earlier. I'll have to get a cool one pronto.
Getting a bit scared about this Coronovirus now, so I’ve bought a MASK. I think this should be sufficiently discreet and won’t attract comment in the street
People looking for inspiration of what to wear to fight coronavirus makes The Masked Singer the most watched show of the month
The Masked Singer: due to the circumstances, contestants won't take the mask off at the end of the show and will remain anonymous forever.
I would actually love that. And we’d NEVER EVER KNOW whether it was Nicola Roberts and Kelis or actually Elaine Paige and the woman off Deacon Blue
I thought Björk was releasing a new single.
Is this the artwork?
! IF ONLY!
Nightcrawlers already sounds like a medical condition
It’s Chinese New Year so there are loads (more) Chinese tourists here *dies*
This has been going on in London zones 1-2 FOREVER. If anything I’m seeing less people in masks in the past week. Anyway, the idea of the whole city being quarantined and being ordered to not leave my flat honestly sounds IDEAL. I can’t wait till the 4th victim is announced so I can justify such a lifestyle. I’m stocking up on Fray Bentos tomorrow, it can only be 4 more weeks until the Poundland shelves are stripped bare.
Masks are just people trying not to catch colds. Out of the 12 people sitting in the train around me now, 5 of them have face masks. All women too, don’t know what that has to do with it
What a farce. The only people who have died so far have been MEN. Which I can’t verify but is surely Meghan’s fault.
It’s not killed anyone over 35 yet so I’m feeling quietly confident.
It's wiping out the youth of our planet, like a much needed war!
41 deaths in China now.
Looking forward to a few weeks off work