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Discussion in 'Current Affairs & Debate' started by Ag, Jan 24, 2020.

  1. big ron

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  2. Ag

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    Inevitable really.
     
  3. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    HERE WE GO!
     
  4. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    I just said the same thing. Couldn't keep THAT immigrant out, you pig headed gammon fuckers!
     
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  5. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    How apt :tongueout:
     
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  7. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Is it time to start panic buying food? I don’t want to be left out of all the FUN!
     
  8. Kate

    Kate most die in your bedroom

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  9. Dark Carnival

    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

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  10. big ron

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    Ms Ron is genuinely doing a big tin shop tonight. Fucks sake.
     
  11. big ron

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    I've got a load of weed so I'm ok.
     
  12. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    :D

    When I asked Mr Sheena (jokingly) if we should stockpile food, he simply replied "Don't be stupid, we'd just eat it" :D
     
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  13. dmlaw

    dmlaw Democracy doesn't work

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    A guy from my work came back from Thailand with a cold earlier this week. He's a cunt, so hopefully it's him.
     
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  14. Indie

    Indie Go away, Wesley

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    I'm hearing that these were from York (with Newcastle mentioned because it's the nearest specialist infectious unit centre)

    PRAY FOR ME MOOPY
     
  15. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I bet @Floppet is stocktaking in her larder and feeling smug.
     
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  16. octophone

    octophone ADMIN, bitches!!

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    Larder? She's got a fallout shelter built and we all know it.
     
  17. octophone

    octophone ADMIN, bitches!!

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    :D !
     
  18. RaspberrySwirl

    RaspberrySwirl Leftover

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    I can’t help thinking that the media coverage of this is really tiring. I mean unless it’s wiping out millions (which this planet kind of needs), I don’t want to get notifications about it every hour.
     
  19. Indie

    Indie Go away, Wesley

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    Seen this confirmed in the media. I walked past that hotel on wednesday. Gonna die.
     
  20. octophone

    octophone ADMIN, bitches!!

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    Ah well, we'll need another admin, who's up for it?
     
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  21. octophone

    octophone ADMIN, bitches!!

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    Yeah, OK Thanos, calm down.
     
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  22. RaspberrySwirl

    RaspberrySwirl Leftover

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    I’m not the one who isn’t calm.
     
  23. Win_the_game

    Win_the_game Il resto scompare

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    More importantly I’m waiting on my poppers delivery from the continent. Between this and Brexit, it better not get trapped in customs if they shut the borders. I need them!
     
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  24. Lucille

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    Whatever happened to just BITING DOWN ON THE PILLOW?
     
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  25. Alla

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    I remember you could buy them literally anywhere in UK, did that change?
     
  26. Win_the_game

    Win_the_game Il resto scompare

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    You can but if you want decent stuff then it’s best to import from abroad.
     
  27. Win_the_game

    Win_the_game Il resto scompare

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    That’s rather uncouth. Anyway there aren’t always pillows available when you’re OUT AND ABOUT.
     
  28. Lucille

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    That's why I always carry around a TOUGH BIT OF BEEF.
     
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  29. Ag

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    All these 'special units' 'former NHS sites' and 'military bases' those affected are being sent to, sound suspiciously ready, almost like they're ready for other purposes :side-eye::(:zombie:
     
  30. Zu-Klara

    Zu-Klara AMETHYST DECEIVER

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    I’d not rule it out. Presumably it’ll save on the ferry fares to send them back :)
     
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  31. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    I'm waiting for the RIOTS tomorrow when it's noticed that there are still people with TINTED SKIN and people talking FORRIN going about their business in GREAT BRITAIN

    LOCK THEM UP
    LOCK THEM UP

    *prepares wicker man*
     
  32. Zu-Klara

    Zu-Klara AMETHYST DECEIVER

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    :D Do you keep it in a SPECIAL PURSE?
     
  33. Lucille

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    Just around my neck on a bit of STRING.
     
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  34. COB

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    Brexit is homophobic CONFIRMED - they want an entire generation of gays to go blind from having to use isopropyl :(
     
  35. Star

    Star Homo Secretary (OB)

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    I hope you've been using protection while on Moopy.
     
  36. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    wrong topic
     
  37. VoR

    VoR #Justice4JLo

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    Yikes.
     
  38. Ag

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    New case in the UK in Brighton of all places. I hope it hasn't gone gay.
     
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  39. SDF

    SDF The Wait is Over

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    Will someone give the gays a break :(
     
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